NEWSFLASH! Lance Armstong! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA!
 

PARIS, France --

Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time.

Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and testicles.

FUCK man that had me rolling!

hahaha.. that totally appeals to the Brit in me :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and testicles."

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heh. I wish all the stupid lance talk would stop.

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Those fuckers just can't stand the fact an American kicked their ass that many times.

As Adam Corolla said the other night.. "I don't care if he had a jet engine stuck up his butt. He had cancer of the nuts and he still won the race 7 times"

lol, that's a good one. :1orglaugh

lol thanks for the laugh

they're all drugged - no exeptions :2 cents:

Read what I posted.

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he even took a shower after each day :winkwink:

ahahahaha! Good one ;)

:1orglaugh Funny , but shouldnt that be testicle ? I thought he had one removed, but even with that, he has more "balls", then all of them put together :thumbsup

LOL thats some funny shit ! :thumbsup

i did. but your post implies that Lance was clean and the others are just jealous. and because i don't believe that, this post just caters the typical american/french stereotype.

how about some frog legs with freedom fries as a snack??? :1orglaugh

Trying to say most Americans eat frog legs? Very few do. I wouldn't know where to get them.

mark my words, he will go down for doping.

Wrong. It won't happen.

I think its funny how a lot of you seem to think he is only competing against frenchies.

Funny post nevertheless :thumbsup

Where do you get that we think such idiocy? Please point me to the part of my post that would indicate that to you.

Try frogs.





Funny post btw :thumbsup

lol good one.

drama queen

That was awesome. Thanks for the laugh!

considering he retired and has ALREADY WON the tour, i think we can mark your words OUT. now he can smoke all the pot he wants, cause he fuckin' earned that shit.

its already happening
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...mstrong_doping

I am aware of the accusations. But he won't "go down for doping" as the poster said. What are they gonna do to him? He's retired.

Good one, DP.

It would suck to be a frog.

He is guilty! Anyone believes he is clean?

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Nice one... :1orglaugh

So assuming it wasn't tampering or anything else and he did take it.. Are they going to go after the 40 other guys that tested positive aswell.. Or just Lance..

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if he is found guilty they would take away his winnings.

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I don't even feel sorry for him. Everyone is trying to support him because of the cancer thing and the fact that they say the French are mad. I can give a flying fuck.

LMFAO that is some funny shit!

Didn't he suffer from testicular cancer and had them chooped off?

no - i wanted to suggest to do something for the american/french relationship :winkwink:

ROFL LMAO

Ah, that was my nuch needed laugh for today!! :1orglaugh

Thanks, Donovan. :)

yada yada yada

dope is dope

Did you read the article that grumpy posted? Seems over 40 other guys also tested positive for the same drug. So why is Lance the only one getting shit about it, assuming it's not a fuck up by the testers.

Testicle [singular], surely?!

Dave

that was a good laugh

you almost had me lol

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ooh that sounds lies :321GFY

Funny thread . . . and I can direct you to frog's legs, but I would not recommend them.

you got me for a minute lol

LMAO!

Seriously though, I can't believe they want to test blood from several years ago. If whoever is spearheading this witch hunt has such a hard-on for Lance, is any "evidence" going to be objective? Fuck the haters. :321GFY

LOL I saw that too. Classic.

I feel the same way. He kicked ass, end of story.