Tip for you ugly fuckers
 

http://www.100perfumes.com/Images/It..._chanel_pM.jpg

Buy this, it will hide your uglyness a bit. Seriously.

Open the bottle and just smell the cologne ALLURE and you will be taken to a place mostly synonymous with elegance, style, and intimate rapture! Sometimes I think I am an Italian Armani runway model just spraying this stuff on!

I wasn't expecting much when I approached ALLURE at the counter the first time, since Chanel was mostly a woman's brand name. But once I got to try the tester, I was hooked.

I tend to prefer colognes with a sweet edge to them, give people a pleasant experience when interacting with me, and that always manage to turn a few heads.
ALLURE is definitely better than phermones as I usually have a few people always follow me......

When I smell ALLURE, I smell something sweet first - as if smelling cotton candy, then there comes in an earthy touch and spicy touch reminiscent of Old Spice. The rest is dreamy concoctions of a romantic night on the town eating at 5 star restaurants, dancing the night away, and going to be with the one I love. Powerful stuff! I certainly think this cologne would compliment any well-dressed man with mischevious intentions in mind.

Chanel also makes a few other men's colognes, Platinum and Egoist (spelling). I think I liked Egoist as a second runner up. It's a great alternative to ALLURE as it isn't sweet but it doesn't ALLURE!

ALLURE is certainly alluring. So much so, you'll end up purchasing it for yourself or your loved one.

I think it would be great for any gift-giving occasion.

who's the "professional hockey player"?

Franck.. I love how you use the language there... nice! :thumbsup

I didnt write that :/

http://www.ciao.co.uk/Reviews/Chanel...e_Homme__66494

Man, read those reviews there with titles like:

Babe Magnet

Turn Heads With Allure Homme

very allureing how can anyone resist

Women will swoon

Please start more new threads....
Thank you.

ps. if you need to read 'user reviews' on the internet before buying a cologne...it's a sure sign you need to get out more...

then I remove the compliment :P :winkwink:

DOes it get any more gay than this?

Hey i 'could' write something like this.

and this is why you searched this up. :1orglaugh

So there is hope for us all? Im gonna buy me one of those right away!

:thumbsup

Becareful with it. Dont get all excited and spray half the bottle on you. That stuff is really strong.

So did anyone actually try it?

allure is great

I love Allure. I've had it a few times.

Another way to hide your uglyness:

http://www.bloomingdales.com/img/sho...s/brownBag.jpg

Franck is a professional hockey player

http://www.smashingmovies.com/bathockey.jpg

What if you are already good looking, does it enhance your good looks already?
jk :winkwink:

Reading this made me smell it through my screen lol i guess i need my morning coffee!

I prefer Sex Panther by Odeon; it's illegal in nine countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bump bump.

Just bought a new bottle today.

Honestly, without BS, everybody loves this stuff. Girls will tell their gf to take a sniff in your neck because it smells so good and guys will ask you where you bought it.

I could do without the 2nd part though. Anyway, it's truly fucking good.

Speaking of ugly fuckers

http://www.nymalegigolos.com/master-pics/bat.jpg

Haven't tried this one yet, but have been using Club Med - MY OCEAN by Coty, cologne for men

for quite some time now, and every time I wear it I get compliments. Looked up a few reviews online a while back and all were very favorable.

It's not the most expensive scent but it smells like it is.

Nope. lol

NosMo

allure for men? why do you want men?

this gay shit should NOT be called HOCKEY!

I use Sexual, It's honestly such a great cologne, I'm gonna check out Allure though..

I got a bottle of something I don't like for Christmas. Now I know what to return it for.

Attention Ugly fuckers

and Fat fuckers

and Ugly Fat fuckers

- cologne will not help you at all!


Cologne only draws attention to your Ugliness and your Fatness.

Some people were just not meant to have sex with the opposite sex. Accept your position in this world and go with it. Skinny Ugly dudes love to hook up with Fat dudes and so on.

This works for me, and I am an ugly fucker:pimp

http://sundeep.files.wordpress.com/2.../old-spice.jpg

thats a pretty nice tip for the ugly fuckers

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

did you see the unedited pic of dirty f?

I swear by god that is the ugliest fucker i have ever seen

sorta looks like this guy

http://www.pauldavidson.net/wp-conte...s/ericmask.jpg

Allure was my choice before I found Guerlain Heritage.

I use Chanel - Coco Mademoiselle but sometimes it feels too heavy on my skin. Exactly the "candy smell" is what turns me off. Chance (from Chanel also) is even more candy-er, lol.

But I'd always go for an Escada parfume or Christan Dior's - J'adore :)

I've no idea about that stuff, I've always taken a girl with me to buy me something that smells good :1orglaugh
But the next time I'm gonna try that stuff, I could need some help to get laid :)