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pr0 02-21-2002 02:02 AM

Removing Testicular Hair
 
How to guys?


Im really sick of my ball hairs knotting up on me. Whats an easy ball hair maitenance plan?

Keep in mind im extremely lazy, so stick to the easy fix's.

[Labret] 02-21-2002 02:04 AM

Beard trimmer on my electric shaver. Carefull though, you can get ball skin caught in the little teeth... believe me.

Jakke PNG 02-21-2002 02:04 AM

hehe.. wax it off?

My GF shaves my balls so I don't have to worry about that.
Cuts hurt like hell.
Get yerself a GF or a BF depending your stance.:)

BrettJ 02-21-2002 02:05 AM

TGF - better than wax..Pluck it one by one...

pr0 02-21-2002 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
hehe.. wax it off?

My GF shaves my balls so I don't have to worry about that.
Cuts hurt like hell.
Get yerself a GF or a BF depending your stance.:)

I got a G/F, but i've yet to ask her to shave my ball-hair.


Good idea though, im not nearly talented enough to do it myself.

ztik 02-21-2002 02:05 AM

while sitting at the comp keep ur hand down ur pants and pull them out one by one all day long

[Labret] 02-21-2002 02:05 AM

I am not letting a woman near my balls with a razor. They have no clue how sensitive my babies are. Nobody can shave my balls better than myself. Take care of your marbles and they will take care of you.

SykkBoy 02-21-2002 02:07 AM

just grab some shaving cream and your favorite bic razor and get to chopping...just be careful, I slipped a little in the shower once and cut my testicle...hurt like fuck all...but smooth as a baby's ass.........

waxing is nice too....but onc you commit to hair removial, be careful as when it grows back it'll look like you're smuggling Willie Nelson between your legs...........

pr0 02-21-2002 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
just grab some shaving cream and your favorite bic razor and get to chopping...just be careful, I slipped a little in the shower once and cut my testicle...hurt like fuck all...but smooth as a baby's ass.........

waxing is nice too....but onc you commit to hair removial, be careful as when it grows back it'll look like you're smuggling Willie Nelson between your legs...........

I know i mean im only 21 now......should i really be considering committing to the removal? Or should i wait till im like 25 or 30.

tree 02-21-2002 02:14 AM

I had that same problem...then i was watching "Cool Runnings" and I had an Idea....Dreadlock Ballhair! Braid that shit up!

p.s. mine are 2 feet long now! going for the record :thumbsup

BrettJ 02-21-2002 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ztik
while sitting at the comp keep ur hand down ur pants and pull them out one by one all day long
damn another person as fuciked up as me. that's creepy!!!

Timbo 02-21-2002 02:23 AM

Sykk,

C'mon now, tell the real story before I do. You know this one pal.
:1orglaugh

LiveDose 02-21-2002 02:34 AM

fine grit sandpaper.

:Graucho :Graucho :Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

SykkBoy 02-21-2002 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timbo
Sykk,

C'mon now, tell the real story before I do. You know this one pal.
:1orglaugh

nah, we know you only trim yours up...

and you're not so observant when creme rinsing your hair ;)))

Corona 02-21-2002 02:59 AM

Duct Tape

Jakke PNG 02-21-2002 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corona
Duct Tape
Ahhh! Duct tape, we call it the Jesus tape in finland (no shit)

Jesus tape has earned it's name! It's a miracle worker!

bhutocracy 02-21-2002 04:30 AM

um.. depilatory cream anyone?

Combs 02-21-2002 06:15 AM

You guys are such a bunch of sissy?s, real men take a lighter and just burn the hair away and then put the fire out as soon the skin starts to burn. It?s so simple & easy :thumbsup

Slick 02-21-2002 06:24 AM

Hey, I have the PERFECT item for you to get rid of it. Just go and pick up some "Nads Hair Remover" - http://www.nads-hair-remover.com

The name says it all, ha ha ha.

Thumbelina 02-21-2002 06:30 AM

Once it is shaved it is soooooooooooo much easier to maintain it.......it is like a built in A/C system. :Graucho

ServerGenius 02-21-2002 06:41 AM

Rub something on which you cat really likes!
She'll lick it off. Sit back. close your eyes and dream on
little dreamer!

DynaMite

evildick 02-21-2002 06:43 AM

The Porn Star Shave:

http://www.very-koi.net/tutor/shavem/

Unfortunately there are pictures included.

shann 02-21-2002 07:03 AM

You can wax balls?! I used to work in a salon and i cannot imagine a guy coming in asking for a ball wax! How would you know how much to charge? There would have to be different prices for ball size?! HAHA
:winkwink:

TheWatcher 02-21-2002 08:58 AM

The skin that covers your testicals is VERY sensitive DO NOT USE any hair removing product unless it is DESIGNED for that purpose.

Use a electric beard trimmer, you get less nicks and cuts with that if you are careful. If your testicals can take a little squeezing use them to make the skin around that area you are shaving taught. Thats the key to getting least amount of cuts.

Jakke PNG 02-21-2002 09:03 AM

Just stretch your sacks so they look like batwings and then shave with Gillette mach 3. Ahh.. teh fresh feeling (DO NOT PUT AFTERSHAVE) :winkwink:

Slick 02-21-2002 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheWatcher
The skin that covers your testicals is VERY sensitive DO NOT USE any hair removing product unless it is DESIGNED for that purpose.
How about that Nads product that I mentioned. It says that you can use it anywhere. What someone should do is use some and if it does have negative effects, sue them, he he.

kush 02-21-2002 09:35 AM

Just use shaving cream, and plenty of it. I shave my balls occassionaly and it's well worth the effort!

Wizzo 02-21-2002 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shann
You can wax balls?! I used to work in a salon and i cannot imagine a guy coming in asking for a ball wax! How would you know how much to charge? There would have to be different prices for ball size?! HAHA
:winkwink:


It's a different type of salon that waxes balls, I think!

"You want happy ending with ball wax?" -Asian salon girl!

Ludedude 02-21-2002 09:48 AM

Epilady. :glugglug

Thumbelina 02-21-2002 12:16 PM

I also use the blow torch method..........instant tan.....:Hollering

pr0 02-21-2002 12:44 PM

ok im slowly building up the "balls" to do this

im just worried about the whole itching thang.

TheWatcher 02-21-2002 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slick


How about that Nads product that I mentioned. It says that you can use it anywhere. What someone should do is use some and if it does have negative effects, sue them, he he.


I hear bad things about TV infomercials. I would stay away from it.

Jakke PNG 02-21-2002 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
ok im slowly building up the "balls" to do this

im just worried about the whole itching thang.

Not as bad as you'd think, just don't let the stubble become too long :winkwink:

Shoplifter 02-21-2002 04:25 PM

Fuck you guys are pussies. Just get your Cambodian girlfriend to burn it off with a lit cigarette. That's how we did it in Da Nang.

Forest 02-21-2002 04:29 PM

Epilady

OUCH

Dawgy 02-21-2002 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DynaSpain
Rub something on which you cat really likes!
She'll lick it off. Sit back. close your eyes and dream on
little dreamer!

why do i get the feeling you've actually done that...

Allison 02-21-2002 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
How to guys?


Im really sick of my ball hairs knotting up on me.

Include a pic.. They actually are able to knot up?

In any case.. use NAIR - its smells like crap, but its good shit... But don't leave it on too long and dont rub your balls right after usin' it else you might burn the ball sac right off... - its a risk you gotta take though

~~Alli

pr0 02-21-2002 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Allison


Include a pic.. They actually are able to knot up?

In any case.. use NAIR - its smells like crap, but its good shit... But don't leave it on too long and dont rub your balls right after usin' it else you might burn the ball sac right off... - its a risk you gotta take though

~~Alli


hahahaha...i'll see if i can get my web cam working!

Clay 02-21-2002 08:20 PM

I use nair on my balls and my ass. I feel way cleaner back there now

TheWatcher 02-21-2002 09:54 PM

Hahah pro is going to post his cock on here..


now ive seen everything. :Graucho

pr0 02-21-2002 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheWatcher
Hahah pro is going to post his cock on here..


now ive seen everything. :Graucho

When i hit 3,000 my cock+ball combo gonna be on the board :)

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 02-22-2002 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheWatcher
Hahah pro is going to post his cock on here..


now ive seen everything. :Graucho


It's been done before .... YAWN :sleep

ServerGenius 02-22-2002 07:59 AM

Use body lotion after shaving, helps the stressed skin and
prevents itching....feels soft too...smooth like a baby's ass!

DynaMite:thumbsup

TheWatcher 02-22-2002 08:57 AM

I dont think a sack of shriviled(spelling) skin can feel as smooth as a baby's ass.

gregtx 02-22-2002 10:07 AM

after you shave them... be sure to powder them or they will stick to your leg... :2 cents:
greg

Allison 02-22-2002 10:30 AM

Now that I've had more time to think about Pr0...

they do have the new aloe vera sensitive skin formula for Nair- that should do the trick just fine and leave your balls soft and smoot and hair free of course :)

Now you're gonna need to have a before and after pic. Maybe you can try 2 different methods ( 1 for each ball) and see what works better..

~~Alli

pr0 02-22-2002 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Allison
Now that I've had more time to think about Pr0...

they do have the new aloe vera sensitive skin formula for Nair- that should do the trick just fine and leave your balls soft and smoot and hair free of course :)

Now you're gonna need to have a before and after pic. Maybe you can try 2 different methods ( 1 for each ball) and see what works better..

~~Alli

sweeeet! thanx alli :)

tayloryum 02-22-2002 02:51 PM

endorsed by nina hartley, for guys too:

http://www.partnersforyou.com/shaver...al_shaver.html

Allison 02-22-2002 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tayloryum
endorsed by nina hartley, for guys too:

http://www.partnersforyou.com/shaver...al_shaver.html

I heard about that... and I've honestly heard really good things (If I'm thinking of the same thing)... Pr0.. buy me one and then I'll test it for you to make sure it's good enough for your balls


~~Alli

Machine 02-22-2002 10:01 PM

My balls have dreadlocks!


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