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Do you guys get dirty looks at the bank?
Every time I take those Ibill or CCbill checks to the bank I get the
"So what is it you do?" question and a smirk. I think the porn surfing male tellers have seen the Ibill logo before and the cat is out of the bag. They don't buy that I'm a "consultant" anymore. |
I keep getting checks from CCBilll and I have no idea why, i see my partner id number and I have no idea where I ever use it, I dont use ccbill for anything, but I keep getting like 60 a week for some odd reason.
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nope, my bank loves me. They gouge me with fees every chance they get and i never complain. I always get a smile and a free lolipop whenever i go in.
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Every time I walk in there with a shotgun, I get dirty looks.
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Yeah i get stuck with conversion fees to go from U.s Funds to Canada Funds, it sucks
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same here, gary... fees are so high they know I`d either kill them all or switch banks if they asked. but this is how it would start:
"blah blah what do you do?" - "web design, you know.. blah" "a web design for $506.29 ?" - :ak47: :BangBang: :ak47: :warning |
I never go to the bank... I have nothing to deposit... although sometimes I drive by and empty the ashtray in their trash can.
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the teller goes thru checks so fast they don't even pay attention to what the checks look like,,, |
I get strange looks cause I guess I look like someone who wouldnt work with computers, let alone have any money. The first few times I drug my ass into the bank with 15k+ checks they figured I was trying to commit fraud. I just said fuck it and had ibill start ACH'ing them in so I wouldnt have to deal with anymore shit.
As far as my bank is concerned, I am an in "ecommerce development". riiiiight |
I thought everyone at the bank knew I had pornsites and a phone sex company... LOL But the other day when I was depositing a check that was made out to "SinEmpire" one of my regular tellers asked me what I did, so I told her... She had this really disapproving look on her face and I surmised that she's definately a very church-going lady. I wonder what she'll be like next time I go in...
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My bank teller loves me also. she is a blone about 45 years old and i think she used to fuck my dad.. she alwayus asks me how he is and tells me they used to "run around together". HAHA
she asks me what i do and i tell her i am sel employeed.. thats all i tell them. |
for me, it's usually pretty smooth...until I was cashing that check from HorseFuckers.com....
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I miss the old "raw like sushi" check days, now those you would get a wierd look....In fact, now I use the ATM to do all my deposits.
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I generally go into banks brandishing an AK-47, wearing a skimask, wearing a bullet proof vest, and screaming things like 'GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKIN MONEY'
They don't know who I am, so they can't smirk whjen they see me ;) |
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You dissin' my elite burger flippin' skills??
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I usually deposit at the ATM but I must say there are some real hotties who work at my bank. Perhaps I should go to the counter instead and see if any of them perk up when I tell them what I do. Lets see... They make 8 bucks an hour, part time... after taxes that is like 35 cents..... and I will pay them at least 60 cents an hour.
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Who really cares what the bank teller thinks?? I mean unless your ashamed of it yourself ???... They really could care less who the heck a check is from.....
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My bank manager knows exactly what I do, He always asks me hows business and hows ya traffic going, I dont give a fuck who knows what I do for a living, I get off on telling people what I do for a living, I'm even teaching my wife how to build sites, which will be great more money for me,
Cheers Aussie Rebel |
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I use money mart and I have been using them for a while so they got used to my work checks. now I cash them still and when ever I cash sponcers checks they are like what is this for heh even with my works partner program checks...
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Thank God for atm machines....
What I'm really paranoid about though, is my accountant finding out what I do... :( |
Most of the tellers at my bank know what I do and they don't care or think it's funny but one day I get this teller that normally works somewhere else in the bank. She kept looking at my adultfriendfinder check asked what I do. I just said web design. As I was leaving I saw one of the other tellers over talking to her (probably telling her what I really do ) then about a week later I went in and got the same teller. This time she turned red and was embarassed. I wanted to lean forward and say something like " It's nothing to be embarassed about, I won't tell the other tellers you're featured on analwhore.com."
but alas i just smiled and went about my way. |
I am pretty sure the tellers at the bank know what I do... This is what I typically look like when I go to deposit cheques....
http://www.dirtymofo.com/pimping.jpg |
i use the atm for my deposits so they arent able to give me shit about the 6 different business names they come in when i am only registered for 1 haha
works like a charm every time! |
I live in a small town. Ive never gotten dirty looks, but I have gotten a lot of strange bewildered looks. Mainly because they dont know their heads from their ass's.
Every time I try to deposit a check drawn out of a Canadian bank, they have trouble... and have to get the manager. Every time I wire money to places like Turkey or Lithuania they have trouble...and have to get the manager. When I deposit checks from places such as "Stiffy Productions" , "Cyberheat", or "CyberEntertainment", they look at me like wtf? Pure confusion on their part. |
and when you are as pretty as me, you get dirty looks EVERYWHERE you go!
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You should open a US acct with TD/Canada Trust (Borderless) never any problems:thumbsup |
I used to wonder how people could walk into a bank with a check that said "STIFFY PRODUCTIONS" on it.
Now I don't care. If the check is for $5 and has "LOLITA ANAL FISTING FOR SHIT TO EAT, PORN COMPANY LLC" written on it, I'll still go to the bank and cash it. What the fuck is the cashier going to do anyway? :1orglaugh Now, anyone wanna send me $5? |
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My bank tellers live directly underneath me. :P Hotties, all of them. mmm.
Anyways, I they never really asked what I do. CCbill checks tend to be non-descript so who knows. I do have a hosting customer that is a local strip joint, I always purposely go in to deposit those into the company account, for the laughs. "Er, this is from (strip club here)?" "yep, they pay ME to go to the club." "right. *roll of eyes*" Bah, oh well. -Phil |
U GUYS R ALL FUKING PUSSIES MY MOM TAKES MY GLOBILL CHECK TO 2 THE BANK 4 ME HAHAHAHAHAHA I DON'T HAVE TO DO SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!
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I thought about this, when I received my first check from ARS and several thereafter. Prior to this, I talked with my bank advisor and ask her how I could set up an online merchant account and I wondered if she was going to ask me what type of "business" I would be going into. She was nice, gave me some #'s and didn't even care really. I guess they come across so much in a day, why bother to ask.
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