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lotusmike 09-25-2005 06:10 PM

Reminder: American Women Are Great For SportFucking But Make Horrible Wives.
 
Foreign Gals -vs- The American Gals

http://www.singleabroad.com/pics/europe_us.jpg

American women are high-maintenance primadonnas with attitudes.

American women..
- highest maintenance (I've never heard of a foreign bride demanding her husband buy expensive house & cars)
- fattest in the world
- most likely to cheat
- highest rate of divorce (60% - US-US marriages; 20% - US-foreign marriages)
- largest payout in divorce court (you'll be ass-raped for everything you earned, plus most of what you will earn for years to come)
- bitchiest and obnoxiously loudest
- most likely to believe in feminism and "equality"
- no longer recognizes gender roles in marriage
- spends the least amount of time with her children
- worst at cooking and cleaning
- fucked & chucked by tons of guys before getting you into marriage

wjxxx 09-25-2005 06:13 PM

http://www.gagreport.com/images/monicaswallows.jpg

baddog 09-25-2005 06:22 PM

can't really argue with you on that one . . . although there are certainly exceptions to the rule

slapass 09-25-2005 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotusmike
Foreign Gals -vs- The American Gals

http://www.singleabroad.com/pics/europe_us.jpg

American women are high-maintenance primadonnas with attitudes.

American women..
- highest maintenance (I've never heard of a foreign bride demanding her husband buy expensive house & cars)
- fattest in the world
- most likely to cheat
- highest rate of divorce (60% - US-US marriages; 20% - US-foreign marriages)
- largest payout in divorce court (you'll be ass-raped for everything you earned, plus most of what you will earn for years to come)
- bitchiest and obnoxiously loudest
- most likely to believe in feminism and "equality"
- no longer recognizes gender roles in marriage
- spends the least amount of time with her children
- worst at cooking and cleaning
- fucked & chucked by tons of guys before getting you into marriage


They all have their plusses and minuses. Also not all parts of the US are the same. US women are fun in bed and that counts for a lot.

NaughtyRob 09-25-2005 06:23 PM

You are absolutely correct. Latina and Asian are loyal and great.

blazi 09-25-2005 06:26 PM

stats don't lie, sad but true!

tony286 09-25-2005 06:28 PM

my american wife rocks :)

Love Sex 09-25-2005 06:42 PM

All that stuff might be somewhat true but once you bring that foriegn girl back to the good ol USA and she becomes "americanized" your in for the same shit.

All women are good for sport fucking

RRRED 09-25-2005 06:46 PM

OHHH where oh where do I begin?

Ha I'm going to order a pizza and cash my alimony check and I'll be right back to comment.

sltr 09-25-2005 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
OHHH where oh where do I begin?

Ha I'm going to order a pizza and cash my alimony check and I'll be right back to comment.

oh teh irony! :winkwink:

Shaze 09-25-2005 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex
All that stuff might be somewhat true but once you bring that foriegn girl back to the good ol USA and she becomes "americanized" your in for the same shit.

All women are good for sport fucking

how true you are. Once the foreigns girls have been in the U.S. long enough and realize how much power their p u s s y has then your up for some drama.

KMR Stitch 09-25-2005 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
my american wife rocks :)

She is standing over you isn't she :-x

mrthumbs 09-25-2005 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentProducer
You are absolutely correct. Latina and Asian are loyal and great.


No, asians are not loyal. They are worse than an american golddigger.
The only difference uis that for an american gold digger you need millions
to stay in the game and for the asian girl $1000 is like a million so they stay loyal ;)

tranza 09-25-2005 06:58 PM

that pic just says everything

Huggles 09-25-2005 07:01 PM

Men,



YOU are the problem. Not the women.

escorpio 09-25-2005 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
my american wife rocks :)

wait till she becomes your american ex-wife

slavdogg 09-25-2005 07:04 PM

i aint saying she's a gold diggah
but she aint messing wih no broke niggah

Michael O 09-25-2005 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex
All that stuff might be somewhat true but once you bring that foriegn girl back to the good ol USA and she becomes "americanized" your in for the same shit.

All women are good for sport fucking

Thats why you trade her in for a new model every now and then.

RRRED 09-25-2005 07:10 PM

Haha ok I found this old thread. I thought at first it was the same topic... It's a little different but you'll get the point...

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...&highlight=fat

Nichepay Arts says

" As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is...
Marriage

As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.


Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old."

But I thought of it like this:

"1. Guy meets girl

2. Guy falls for girl because of the great sex, the way she makes breakfast, her wizardry of folding laundry, and the way she makes him laugh and smile at the end of a stressful work day.

3. Girl agrees to marry guy due to pressure from family and because all her friends are getting married and having babies.Gu

4. Guy insists girl forfeit any chance of an education or career to stay home, be pretty, and raise kids.

5. Guy rapidly moves upward in his career because he is able to put forth 100% effort, he never has to leave work early for sick kids, etc, and he has his wonderful wife making his meals, pressing his shirts, cleaning the house, and being there emotionally for him and encouraging him.

6. Guy stops taking girl out for dinner, sending flowers, complimenting her, and all the things he did to attract her in the first place.

7. Girl starts to get fat because she's depressed, neglected, and her husband is working late every night and going fishing with his fat drunk buddies on the weekends.

8. Guy starts fucking his personal assistant, gets sloppy, and leaves a hotel room recipt in his pants pocket.

9. Girl is outraged because the bitch is her best friend. She fumes because she has no education, no job, and now she will have no retirement plan, health insurance, and her future is fucked.

10. NOW, the girl divores guy and takes 80% of his shit and he should consider himself lucky that his penis is still attached and not in a field somewhere.

THE END "

lotusmike 09-25-2005 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles
Men,



YOU are the problem. Not the women.

"Wrong man pays child support to Peterson mistress"

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/21/amb....ap/index.html

AYRTS?

Huggles 09-25-2005 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotusmike
"Wrong man pays child support to Peterson mistress"

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/21/amb....ap/index.html

AYRTS?


1. Don't date single moms


2. Always use protection


3. Date a woman with goals who wouldn't want kids



If you are dating an uneducated, unemployed, loser of a woman who likes money and is dating someone with money ( i.e. you ) just what in the fxck do you expect to happen?


Again, the man's fault. What a sucker.

reed_4 09-25-2005 07:32 PM

There are always an exemption to everything. :winkwink:

lotusmike 09-25-2005 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles
1....(snippity)
If you are dating an uneducated, unemployed, loser of a woman who likes money and is dating someone with money ( i.e. you ) just what in the fxck do you expect to happen?


Again, the man's fault. What a sucker.

Wrong. Did you even read that article?

Reminder: Men should should submit to a paternity test BEFORE PAYING ALIMONY.

lotusmike 09-25-2005 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles
Again, the man's fault. What a sucker.

BTW: What was your opinion about:

American women..
- highest maintenance (I've never heard of a foreign bride demanding her husband buy expensive house & cars)
- fattest in the world
- most likely to cheat
- highest rate of divorce (60% - US-US marriages; 20% - US-foreign marriages)
- largest payout in divorce court (you'll be ass-raped for everything you earned, plus most of what you will earn for years to come)
- bitchiest and obnoxiously loudest
- most likely to believe in feminism and "equality"
- no longer recognizes gender roles in marriage
- spends the least amount of time with her children
- worst at cooking and cleaning
- fucked & chucked by tons of guys before getting you into marriage

:upsidedow

sltr 09-25-2005 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
Haha ok I found this old thread. I thought at first it was the same topic... It's a little different but you'll get the point...



But I thought of it like this:

"1. Guy meets girl

2. Guy falls for girl because of the great sex, the way she makes breakfast, her wizardry of folding laundry, and the way she makes him laugh and smile at the end of a stressful work day.

3. Girl agrees to marry guy due to pressure from family and because all her friends are getting married and having babies.Gu

4. Guy insists girl forfeit any chance of an education or career to stay home, be pretty, and raise kids.

5. Guy rapidly moves upward in his career because he is able to put forth 100% effort, he never has to leave work early for sick kids, etc, and he has his wonderful wife making his meals, pressing his shirts, cleaning the house, and being there emotionally for him and encouraging him.

6. Guy stops taking girl out for dinner, sending flowers, complimenting her, and all the things he did to attract her in the first place.

7. Girl starts to get fat because she's depressed, neglected, and her husband is working late every night and going fishing with his fat drunk buddies on the weekends.

8. Guy starts fucking his personal assistant, gets sloppy, and leaves a hotel room recipt in his pants pocket.

9. Girl is outraged because the bitch is her best friend. She fumes because she has no education, no job, and now she will have no retirement plan, health insurance, and her future is fucked.

10. NOW, the girl divores guy and takes 80% of his shit and he should consider himself lucky that his penis is still attached and not in a field somewhere.

THE END "


there is quite a bit of this that is several decades outdated really

PixeLs 09-25-2005 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentProducer
You are absolutely correct. Latina and Asian are loyal and great.

Right, that's why I really love Asian women than any other races. :thumbsup

adultchica 09-25-2005 07:51 PM

And on the same token I would much prefer my slim, in-shape Italian stud than the typical beer-gutted lazy American couch potato fuck.

Huggles 09-25-2005 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotusmike
BTW: What was your opinion about:

American women..
- highest maintenance (I've never heard of a foreign bride demanding her husband buy expensive house & cars)
- fattest in the world
- most likely to cheat
- highest rate of divorce (60% - US-US marriages; 20% - US-foreign marriages)
- largest payout in divorce court (you'll be ass-raped for everything you earned, plus most of what you will earn for years to come)
- bitchiest and obnoxiously loudest
- most likely to believe in feminism and "equality"
- no longer recognizes gender roles in marriage
- spends the least amount of time with her children
- worst at cooking and cleaning
- fucked & chucked by tons of guys before getting you into marriage

:upsidedow


None of my exes have had any of those qualities.


Neither does my girlfriend!

xfalmp 09-25-2005 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
Haha ok I found this old thread. I thought at first it was the same topic... It's a little different but you'll get the point...

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...&highlight=fat

Nichepay Arts says

" As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is...
Marriage

As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.


Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old."

But I thought of it like this:

"1. Guy meets girl

2. Guy falls for girl because of the great sex, the way she makes breakfast, her wizardry of folding laundry, and the way she makes him laugh and smile at the end of a stressful work day.

3. Girl agrees to marry guy due to pressure from family and because all her friends are getting married and having babies.Gu

4. Guy insists girl forfeit any chance of an education or career to stay home, be pretty, and raise kids.

5. Guy rapidly moves upward in his career because he is able to put forth 100% effort, he never has to leave work early for sick kids, etc, and he has his wonderful wife making his meals, pressing his shirts, cleaning the house, and being there emotionally for him and encouraging him.

6. Guy stops taking girl out for dinner, sending flowers, complimenting her, and all the things he did to attract her in the first place.

7. Girl starts to get fat because she's depressed, neglected, and her husband is working late every night and going fishing with his fat drunk buddies on the weekends.

8. Guy starts fucking his personal assistant, gets sloppy, and leaves a hotel room recipt in his pants pocket.

9. Girl is outraged because the bitch is her best friend. She fumes because she has no education, no job, and now she will have no retirement plan, health insurance, and her future is fucked.

10. NOW, the girl divores guy and takes 80% of his shit and he should consider himself lucky that his penis is still attached and not in a field somewhere.

THE END "

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Well, yeah that's a different point-of-view!

lotusmike 09-25-2005 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles
None of my exes have had any of those qualities.


Neither does my girlfriend!

Ahh, alas you are not a woman. Nevermind.

Yellow Pride :thumbsup

pocketkangaroo 09-25-2005 09:31 PM

I think every country has benefits and disadvantages when it comes to women. My biggest problem with american women is loyalty, they will cheat when they can. However, people who knock them for being more independant are wrong. They are, but that is because a lot of the countries you compare them to treat women like 2nd rate citizens. For christ sake, a woman gets killed in certain countries for being raped.

justsexxx 09-26-2005 04:22 AM

- fucked & chucked by tons of guys before getting you into marriage
- most likely to cheat

Funny thing is, they need men for that right? In other words, for men it's cool to fuck around, and for girls. No you need a 18 y/o virgin....

Adult Cash Provider Carl 09-26-2005 04:36 AM

it doesn't even sounds like fun any more. Why would you get married and have to deal with all this shit. the change that your relation will stay good is these days so small. This is like a ocean liner that is on controllable and ready for disaster, blub blub blub

SinisterStudios 09-26-2005 04:42 AM

My attorney told me this many many times " You never know truely know a woman till you meet her in court" ,he has told me soo many horror stories about ugly divorces that would make anyone not want to get married. Woman have the upper hand in a divorce case and thats just plain scary

cykoe6 09-26-2005 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotusmike
Foreign Gals -vs- The American Gals

American women are high-maintenance primadonnas with attitudes.

American women..
- highest maintenance (I've never heard of a foreign bride demanding her husband buy expensive house & cars)
- fattest in the world
- most likely to cheat
- highest rate of divorce (60% - US-US marriages; 20% - US-foreign marriages)
- largest payout in divorce court (you'll be ass-raped for everything you earned, plus most of what you will earn for years to come)
- bitchiest and obnoxiously loudest
- most likely to believe in feminism and "equality"
- no longer recognizes gender roles in marriage
- spends the least amount of time with her children
- worst at cooking and cleaning
- fucked & chucked by tons of guys before getting you into marriage

Truer words were never spoken and I have spent much time on both sides of the pond. American girls are completly useless. I would not spit on one if she was on fire. Eastern European girls are hotter, nicer, fuck better, cook, clean and keep their mouth shut most of the time. There is no comparison whatsoever.

DesignWise 09-26-2005 04:52 AM

i smell racism..... :(

Niqqer 09-26-2005 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica
And on the same token I would much prefer my slim, in-shape Italian stud than the typical beer-gutted lazy American couch potato fuck.

The average Italian just as disgusting as the average American. The only difference is that the Italians have worse breath, and smell like old cheese and rotten meat.

grumpy 09-26-2005 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
wait till she becomes your american ex-wife


you hit the nail on the head there.

Ace-wtf 09-26-2005 05:27 AM

never generalise

emmanuelle 09-26-2005 06:28 AM

The misogyny on this board never ceases to amaze me

BuggyG 09-26-2005 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex
All that stuff might be somewhat true but once you bring that foriegn girl back to the good ol USA and she becomes "americanized" your in for the same shit.

All women are good for sport fucking


heheheh.. Eddie Murphy and RAW
now where did I put that damn dvd.. gonna put it in now :1orglaugh

Phoenix 09-26-2005 07:17 AM

i like my korean girl

C_U_Next_Tuesday 09-26-2005 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotusmike
BTW: What was your opinion about:

American women..
- highest maintenance (I've never heard of a foreign bride demanding her husband buy expensive house & cars)
- fattest in the world
- most likely to cheat
- highest rate of divorce (60% - US-US marriages; 20% - US-foreign marriages)
- largest payout in divorce court (you'll be ass-raped for everything you earned, plus most of what you will earn for years to come)
- bitchiest and obnoxiously loudest
- most likely to believe in feminism and "equality"
- no longer recognizes gender roles in marriage
- spends the least amount of time with her children
- worst at cooking and cleaning
- fucked & chucked by tons of guys before getting you into marriage

:upsidedow


I say this is the writings from a extrememly disgruntled man cause he didnt get what he wanted..

men hating women could make up a list similar to this one saying stupid shit about how repulsive men are and why a dildo is better.
It goes boths ways idiots.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 09-26-2005 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SinisterStudios
My attorney told me this many many times " You never know truely know a woman till you meet her in court" ,he has told me soo many horror stories about ugly divorces that would make anyone not want to get married. Woman have the upper hand in a divorce case and thats just plain scary

wrong...whomever has the best lawyer and the most money has the upper hand..unless the hubby was such a fuck up and fucked his own self in the process of the divorce.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 09-26-2005 07:29 AM

I see none of these guys has ever ran into a russian cam girl...hahahahaha. All those bitches do is try to scam you for expensives cars , jewlery and a fucking green card.

Marshal 09-26-2005 08:02 AM

i like latina and european girls best! :)

Platinumpimp 09-26-2005 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentProducer
You are absolutely correct. Latina and Asian are loyal and great.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

baddog 09-26-2005 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Cash Provider Carl
it doesn't even sounds like fun any more. Why would you get married and have to deal with all this shit. the change that your relation will stay good is these days so small. This is like a ocean liner that is on controllable and ready for disaster, blub blub blub


If parachutes only opened 50% of the time, do you think skydiving would be so popular?

Mako 09-26-2005 03:02 PM

There is no advantage to marriage for a man on this planet. Zero.

*Disclaimer: This applies only to men who aren't pussies, aren't looking for a new "mommie" to clean up their shit and take care of their sorry asses, don't have confidence issues that make them "settle down" with the first girl that says yes, and aren't trying to satisfy other family members' needs through them, i.e., grandkids.

If any of the above applies to you, go get married asap. You need the help.


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