Jesus is in my soup
 

I just made a cup-o-soup, and while it was settling, the parsley flakes surfaced, and lo and behold, the face of Jesus.

I have a holy bowl of cream of chicken soup.

Wow what a coincidence, Chris...I saw the virgin Mary in my coffee this morning.

We are truly blessed.

:glugglug

Shhh!!
Don't tell DrinkingHard ... but I put a bit of me in his soup :evil-laug

I ate the soup. It was tasty.

I now have a halo.

never eat the holy soup ! now all your sites will become 404's ! :feels-hot

luckily I can sell you the holy site revitalizer -- it will clear all your sins and make your sites come back online instantly.

$500 and you will be blessed my child.

You lucky Bastard. Remember Jesus Died for our sins. So Thank him.

I've got a genital wart that looks kinda like Richard Nixon...does that help?

Oh yes it does....

Tricky Dick on your Dick... now that's funny. :evil-laug

is he doing the backstroke?

Oh wait he walks on water

I'm going to have another soup in 3 days.
For the resurrection.

hahahah i wish i didntquit smoking weed during the week, cuz this thread would have me on the ground cryin haha

I found Jesus.
He is in my trunk.

You got it all wrong.
You'll just throw it up in 3 days.

Holy shit...I was taking a bubble bath...and I looked into the bubbles...and HE was like...there man, yeah, he was THERE!

This cough syrup is some good shit.

:stoned

I have a boil on my ass in the shape of Anton LeVay....

Who?