I will pay you $1 million!
 

So guys, here's the thing.

I know some of you are real big players in the sex industry, and it is your opinions I need.

Please don't mistake this for a shameless plug, I really need your help!

I have a penis enlargement program that is converting better than any other...

I'm not telling you that yesterday I was getting 1:25 conversions just to make you sign up... I'm saying it with a sincerity I have never experienced before. I altered my copy and bang, from somewhere around 1:150 down to 1:25 overnight.

Please, when I say 1:25 I mean it! I don't mean 1:5467 like others sponsers say and obviously these sales were with decent search engine male traffic and not circle jurking TGP scum.

I need to find more GOOD affiliates but realise that I can't offer them a higher payout to get them to try me out, I'm already at the max payout the processor will allow and the industry will bear (75% or $33.90 per signup).

I need something, an extra incentive, to get people to take the time changing their links and to try out my site. I'm SO sure that they will stick with me as soon as they have tried me out, because I am 100% certain that anyone who is promoting a current penis enlargement program will make more money with PenisAdvantage.

I've been an affiliate with pretty much all of the major PE sites out there and their conversion rates never even came close to PenisAdvantage.

But how do I convey this to the potential super affiliate?

They hear all the same crappy promises every single day - ya know the ones:

$1000 per sale of our $1.95 product
Converting at 1:1
What a crock of shit!!!

But my program is doing amazingly well, and I can't stress enough, I am not talking bullshit!!!

So, my question to you guys is...

What can I do, to get the big players attention?

I've been racking my brains and have thought of the following:

1. Offering a cash lump sum to try me out.
2. Sending them snailmail with $50 attached to it - just to get their attention.

and lots of others that I don't think will work...

Please, help me out here... What would incentivise you to try out PenisAdvantage instead of your current sponser?

Your comments are hugely appreciated and thankyou in advance, I await your replies with anticipation.

www.penisadvantage.com :)

"$1000 per sale of our $1.95 product
Converting at 1:1
What a crock of shit!!! "


... yes, and all those people get is a word document ...

pay them in advenced

Throw in a set of steak knifes :glugglug

Steak knives huh?

Sounds good to me! hehehe!

A bit unpracticle though.

Paying them up front is an obvious one but is littered with problems... How much do you pay them?

Someone making one sale with their current sponser per week would probably do it for $30, but someone selling 50 per day won't think about it for less than a few thousand.

How do you figure out how much they are worth? etc etc

what ???????????

no steak knives !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fugedaboutit

When? I'm ready. I already took a huge loan and bought a house , can you please wire me the money now??

You should do what Gary did with his program. He offered prizes such as goats to his top performing accounts. How can a webmaster pass that up, he he he.

Matt,

if in under 3 months your site is converting so well and your 100% sure its going to keep going so well then offer them a guarantee that they will make them atleast 10% more than they currently make from their similar sponsor.

but I think this is a very creative spam though.

:Graucho

i think you should try for instance... $500 SIGNON BONUS. but only after they have been with you 2 months OR have achieved like 5-10 signups.. i know a few that have done that it keeps the affilates and gets there friends also.. just mah :2 cents:

bunky

I would happily do that but it is open to major fraud possibilites.

Imagine this...

I get an affiliate called Jerry peeper ok, he tells me he sells $10,000 worth per month with his current PE sponser. And he did in January but he spent $9,000 on overture getting them sales.

I sign him on saying I guarantee he will make more and he spends nothing on the advertising that got him $10,000 sales. He makes about 3 sales of which I pay him the $33.90 per sale.

He then wants $11,000 from me because I promised he would make 10% more! Eeek! I could be ripped off blind.

Now we are entering into the fabric of my problem...

Keep em coming please

:) :)

Ok I'll bite, I put it on the top of one of my sites, not a ton of traffic but as a testament to this 1:25 thing...... If *I* can sell it then ANYONE can........... I swear I couldn't sell ice water in hell to a surfer, but have had some luck lately with some things, and if I can pull this off then ANYONE can......... LOL

My point is, I don't have a penis enlargement program and haven't offered it all in a very long time because I never have had any luck with those, but I am giving this a shot to see how well it truly is............. anyone can tell you, I have shitty ass luck with surfers, I am too nice to them......... but if I can do this then any one else on this board can do it. LOL

Tam

Hey thanks Tam,

I will guide you all the way to making a good spare income from PenisAdvantage.

Mail me for any help you need... That's what I'm here for!

First of all, if you can, don't bother with banners. They are pretty, but they don't get a high enough clikthru rate.

Try a chunky text link with something unbelievable in the headline... I find a great one to be:

Do You Want A 10-inch Penis?

Click here now!

I was getting 8% clickthru on google adwords with that, till it all went PPC and shitty like overture.

And once again Tam, keep in touch and let me know how you're getting on and how I can help. My E-mail address is on penisadvantage.com. :thumbsup

I just checked out your site Tam, I'm glad you've got the text link in there...

But you've written 10' cock!!! LOL!!!

Isn't 10' = 10 feet!?!?!

Imagine that!

Hey, anything for impact! :Graucho

Your site truely looks like shit.

And thats the bottom line cause boneprone said so.