having trouble keeping a gf for more than a couple of months...
 

last one just ended today, made it about 8 weeks. the relationship before that lasted around 4 months. never used to have this problem, maybe i'm just getting to picky in my old age. or maybe it's the double anal requirement ;)

anyone else having this issue?

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no i have the exact opposite problem... can't get rid of my girlfriend of 4 years :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dude I have same issue . Same boat as you.

damn dude

the plane ride not go so good ? you puke on her ?

haha, bitches aint nothing but a lot of heartache and drama.

time to go get shitfaced and sit around in your underwear and puke all over yourself.

just another notch in the bed post my friend

who gives a fuck, theirs an unlimited amount of booty out there get your piece of the pie while you still can...

never shoulda given her the house keys

sorry to hear about it quiet, I have no idea about any help though.....

Is the Issue a bad issue?

I would call it a blessing.

Most dudes end up pussy whipped then married, then pop comes a baby and bang 40 years old and wondering what the fuck happened;)

You are doing fine mang;)

i didn't.. shes a cat burglar by profession... so she just uses her glass cutter and creeps into the bed :Oh crap

I think you're queer as a 3 dollar bill ;)

DH

It's because you're rich. It's MUCH harder getting a woman when you have money..

Hell, I'm not even rich. But around here I'm "Hood Rich" and every broke homeless broad I meet wants to move in with me.

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I understand your quandry. I believe with age the demand of character and virtue weighs heavier than beauty and charm.

After being in a couple long term relationships..I really like the fact they don't last too long..any sign of headgames and bullshit ,I pull the plug and find another one..life is too short without all the bs

Glass cutter in bed, I never knew you were that kinky... :Oh crap

maybe its because you're gone so often. most women don't want a boyfriend they see only every couple of months. also if you're doing the ending, well you should know the reason why.

Having problems with retaining? Never used to have the problem.

Your lifestyle is too high to just have average bitches....You have money...You live in a fucking resort town....Go fuck with some Hollywood bitches or some supermodels. They're still just as fucked up in the head but you'll have more fun..

Now Jay from Jaysxxxlinks seems to know how to spend his money the right way. I said "seems" since I don't know him personally. But if you're gonna be rich, you might as well be fucking hot chicks and doing drugs with tv stars.

young is key. No need to figure out someone elses 10 years of shit. Get em young.

retention rate of 4 months isn't that bad man :1orglaugh just buggin ya

its VERY hard to find a quality girl nowadays... and the fact that you have a lot of money probably doesn't make it any easier for you to find a quality chick...

is the problem that you are having a hard time finding quality chicks? or that you are way too picky about small stuff?

didn't the Taliban have an effective way to keep their women? :)

dudes i can't keep one either, they are dissin me left and right.

You're not alone :(
WG

As long as it has been a quality moment spent together, then that's something someone should be thankful of. It doesn't really matter if it's two months or two years.

I don't think failing to do that double anal has something to do with that breakup. :winkwink:

Quiet needs to do a "Coming to America" routine, but the opposite: He needs to move to Czech Republic, pretend he's poor, work in the local McDonalds there, and find a young hottie he can mold. :1orglaugh

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You should write Hallmark cards, man. *sniff* :sadcrying

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I love that movie.

Is there a common theme to the breakups?