I just a turd under my sons bed!
 

I was tucking him in and felt something under his bed. Slid it out, and it was a turd! I gasped, and he looked all innocent and said, what mom? I didn't know what to say, so I slid it back under the bed.

After I tucked him in I called his dad. He just laughed and said, just take it away and give it back to me! Then he said, he'd deal with it. Anyone else go through this? I had NO idea what to say!

you're a female?

yes, you didnt know that ?!

lol45678

what the fuck...

oh fuck :glugglug

i'd say buy a pooper scooper...

didn't it smell, why did you put it back. remove it ewww

I'm gonna spideynap Zeke

when does this thread get funny?

FF, you better fucking not

Zeke will bite your face off until he kills you

http://squatterpunk.com/zeke/zekesignFF.jpg

once you get banned for being a stupid hahahaha

you're a failed abortion, do not talk to me.

and your mother drank while she was pregnant with you, oh wow....your insult was oh so cunning and painful.

nothing but a fat dumb nintendo tard

Don't hold your breath

:2 cents:

what is a turd bytheway?

What were you doing under his bed?

Should we call the authorities?

Take a look in the mirror

the cat did it. :-)




:Oh crap

this thread blows

i like the way the thread title is also incorrect ;)
hahaha

:disgust ok...

One time my kid shit in his pants and I guess he thought I'd be pissed so he rolled up his underwear and stuck it in a box under his bed.

Didn't find it for a couple weeks when I was cleaning and noticed a distinct smell from under the bed. Thought the dog shit or something.

Opened the box and I almost fell over from the stink blast.

So I confronted him and he said he didn't know where to put it and was worried if he put it in the laundry it would get all over my clothes and if he put it in the trash it would stink up the house so he just hid it.

Kids are too funny at times.

hahahha, that is great