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Thomas van de Koch 10-13-2005 08:33 AM

LENSMAN, my company is FOR SALE. $1 Million, firm. Is PLAYBOY interested ?
 
Dear Sirs,

Due to personal issues I am considering leaving the online industry. :(

I came here 1 YEAR AGO. I made great contacts. I made great business deals. I made the WSJ cover. I made HISTORY.

Now I might be out soon. I have been trying to sell my business to the following PLAYERS with following results.

Brad Shawn - doesn't reply to emails
Serge Soprano - claims to be retired
GrimShawn - he said he only has $15k
KRL - wanted to pay even more than my business is worth, but I am afraid he would turn it into a banner farm :disgust


I am TIRED of dealing with unprofessional businessmen.


My company is for sale for $1 Million.

IS PLAYBOY INTERESTED ?



respectfully,



Thomas van de Koch

Crypt 10-13-2005 08:34 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

seeric 10-13-2005 08:36 AM

does this mean that national geographic isn't going to do that 8 page spread on the sea animals rehab center that you were building? bummer.

Rebecca Love 10-13-2005 08:46 AM

Do the dolphins come with it?

KRL 10-13-2005 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch
Dear Sirs,

Due to personal issues I am considering leaving the online industry. :(

I came here 1 YEAR AGO. I made great contacts. I made great business deals. I made the WSJ cover. I made HISTORY.

Now I might be out soon. I have been trying to sell my business to the following PLAYERS with following results.

Brad Shawn - doesn't reply to emails
Serge Soprano - claims to be retired
GrimShawn - he said he only has $15k
KRL - wanted to pay even more than my business is worth, but I am afraid he would turn it into a banner farm :disgust


I am TIRED of dealing with unprofessional businessmen.


My company is for sale for $1 Million.

IS PLAYBOY INTERESTED ?



respectfully,



Thomas van de Koch

ROTFLMAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Adult Site Traffic 10-13-2005 08:49 AM

SHIT, I only have $900/k in cash :(

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Violetta 10-13-2005 08:50 AM

:1orglaugh Good luck with your sale!

Dalai lama 10-13-2005 08:51 AM

Good luck with that ;)

pornpf69 10-13-2005 08:56 AM

:) good luck with it!!!

Trafficbrokercom 10-13-2005 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch
KRL - wanted to pay even more than my business is worth, but I am afraid he would turn it into a banner farm :disgust

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

StuartD 10-13-2005 08:59 AM

anyone who's ever tried to purchase a killer whale knows that this price is a steal!

boner 2.0 10-13-2005 09:00 AM

I've just pee on myself :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Rinaldo 10-13-2005 09:02 AM

I would like to see the facility, If you're willing to show me the animals so I may know that tehy are well taken care of you can add me to the list of potential buyers

jukeboxfrank 10-13-2005 09:06 AM

Good luck with that ;)

manne 10-13-2005 09:25 AM

Good luck :thumbsup

adonthenet 10-13-2005 09:26 AM

good luck van de... maybe lensman will..

Morgan 10-13-2005 09:54 AM

I have a couple pics of dolphins having sex.

MaDalton 10-13-2005 10:04 AM

sell it to weird guy :thumbsup

strobi 10-13-2005 10:33 AM

I just did pee pee! :1orglaugh

EroticySteve 10-13-2005 10:40 AM

kmanrox and amp probably have the cash on hand to make the deal right now.

woj 10-13-2005 11:45 AM

:1orglaugh

Aza 10-13-2005 11:56 AM

Did you ask Chio yet?

dtoolbox 10-13-2005 12:05 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :upsidedow :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 10-13-2005 12:11 PM

Where should the check be sent?

;)

DWB 10-13-2005 01:17 PM

LMAO... funny post.

steve90 10-13-2005 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch
KRL - wanted to pay even more than my business is worth, but I am afraid he would turn it into a banner farm

As if you would actually give a shit if it became a banner farm after you sold it

Denis_SC 10-13-2005 01:33 PM

Too many idiots on this planet .... :disgust

P.S. Thomas van de ASSHOLE ... Did I get your name right ?

Juicy D. Links 10-13-2005 01:55 PM

lmaooooooooooooooooo

Anna_O 10-13-2005 01:58 PM

One of few funny fake nicks :1orglaugh

alan-l 10-13-2005 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denis_SC
Too many idiots on this planet .... :disgust

P.S. Thomas van de ASSHOLE ... Did I get your name right ?

sig too big? :error

Denis_SC 10-13-2005 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alan-l
sig too big? :error

My Sig is just fine :smokin

Me luv it big time ! :thefinger

chshkt 10-13-2005 02:26 PM

big sig - little dick

Webby 10-13-2005 03:11 PM

Only a million $?? Is that your comfort factor level??

That's only around 800K Euros or 580K Pounds Sterling...

But.. bottom line... what company? :winkwink:

Mike A 10-14-2005 04:11 AM

good luck Thomas

Vlad 10-14-2005 04:17 AM

hahahah
:)))))))

Vlad 10-14-2005 04:19 AM

someone can trade epass for paypal , I need $1,000,000l , ill epass ya $1.3 mil

Series 10-14-2005 04:52 AM

I bid $2,000,000 ! :)

Validus 10-14-2005 06:05 AM

Uhm, would GFY really be the right place/medium to contact Lensman? Maybe e-mail eric or something? never mind. Just ignore this post.

TheLegacy 10-14-2005 06:26 AM

thats turkish dollars right??

Satisfaction 10-14-2005 06:40 AM

good luck with the sale.. lmao.

Thomas van de Koch 01-12-2006 01:37 PM

Mr Lensman, what is your phone number?

respectfully,


Thomas

Pornwolf 01-12-2006 01:44 PM

Honestly I don't think Lens reads the board anymore. You might have to call him.

Juicy D. Links 01-12-2006 01:52 PM

lolololololo

buddyjuf 01-12-2006 01:55 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 01-12-2006 01:58 PM

HAHAHHAHA
LOL @ KRL ;) We haven't heard about men.com for a while now

DarkJedi 02-14-2009 11:06 AM

is the deal still valid?

Loch 02-14-2009 11:22 AM

awesome LOL

Yngwie 02-14-2009 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch (Post 9043664)
Mr Lensman, what is your phone number?

respectfully,


Thomas


1-800-LEN-SMAN Ext. 69
1-800-536-7626

chupachups 02-14-2009 05:30 PM

Oh I miss this guy... loool

WWC 02-14-2009 06:56 PM

I dont think this is a professional way to sell either... IMAO


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