do you ever talk to your shit???
 

i be like WHASSUP TURD?!!??!? DAMN MAN YOU HELLA STANK YO! YOU A BIG OL' LOG AINT YOU!!!

O my dam Sticky! Do you ask it its name?

Mmmmkay.

:eek7

wow.
thats all i can say to that. :eek7

my last dump looked kinda like lorenzo lamas...

I talk while I shit, and sometimes I moan and groan.

i talk to my poop when it hurts :helpme i am insane? :Hollering

nah, but sometimes I eat them

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I never had the experience and if I did I think I would check myself in

I'll just say, Thanks shit for coming out again, bye!

haha mine kind of resembled the loch ness monster :helpme :Oh crap

Just when you thought GFY was maybe taking a turn for the better ...
is this the best topic of discussion you guys can come up with?

:helpme

(And yes, I did click the link just to post this reply)

lol, you'll get over it...

I want what you're smoking :pimp

My dad always brings coffee with him everytime he does his morning ritual.

I don't talk to my shit, i'm scared it might talk back!

sometimes i try and coach my ass when the big hard one is trying to bust out. (like comon buddy, sorry about this but you can do it.)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wow. what a power of mind over matter, or shit in that case.

are you on cheap drugs again?

this thread is bizarre!

Just the occassional, "Bye, old friend" when I flush

I sometimes wave goodbye. :sadcrying

I find myself talking to all sorts of things... shit being one of them.

Oh, I feel the pain and sadness in your belly. :Oh crap

did he pose? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh