Complete this sentence with 1-3 words: Life is short...
 

Make that 1-4 words. More only if it's really worth it.


Examples:

Life is short... masturbate.

Life is short... Buy Folger's!

Life is short... and so am I.

fuck harry men

Be Happy

fuck a lot!

Fugheaboudit

...don't waste it!

...where's the bar?

fuck some guys wife

..then you die...

Technical foul! Ancient pseudo-wisdom...

use fastsize

buy folgers?? wtf? lol

Life is ... like a box

I like yours. Try it like this:

Life is short. WTF? lol!

Life is short... Nah, just kidding!

Life is short... O Rly?!

whack hard.

Life is short, let's gangbang Dagwolf and make it a worthwhile....... ;)

Life is short... and I sale short ICQ! :1orglaugh

life is short.. go fuck yourself

life is short.... live for today

...here's my room key.

Life is short so bump some threads

Life is short eat shit die

Life is short... don't use rubbers.
Life is short... fuck more trannys.
Life is short... never pull out.



*for the ladies*

Life is short... swallow.

Life is short....and you don't get a second chance.
Life is short....and your gene pool is shallow.
Life is short....so work hard and play hard.
Life is short....so raise a big family and be happy.
Life is short....so don't worry about it.

LOL I miss that guy

...fuck it.

life is short... so's my memory.

life is short....unlike my penis

life is short...i am sexy tho

life is short....nigga please

life is short... watch: allah akkbar!! *loud explosion heard*

life is short... if you die young