I'm drunk , my cats in heat and I want to dance !!
 

My fucking cat is in heat and won't stop making the weirdest fucking noises in the world- my neighbor told me to stick a pencil up her...uhhhh....NO! So I've been listening to her meow (I swear she's saying actually fucking words) for 2 days and I'm going insane. SO WHY NOT DANCE? Hell yeah, motherfuckers, I said DANCE. We've all seen pussyservers sig the next N' Synch and I know we have all thought about it. Well, I fucking did it! I drank too much wine, got WAY too bored and learned that fucking dance!! I think I should get on cam and do it over and over. I just lost 20 mins of my life that I can never get back, but I'm set the next time I go to the club-haha. Don't be scared...you guys have tried it- here's your chance to come clean!

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Ohhhh you're gonna love this post tomorrow morning. :1orglaugh

But kudos for learning the dance. You'll score all the chicks at the RollerRink now. :thumbsup

hehehehe I'm a chick :) bring on the lesbos :)

Dialing drunk again? Put the keyboard down you dancing wino! :winkwink:

and btw.... I'd love to see you do that dance in the nude!

i have that bitch down tat :) I'm going to do a live cam show in the next couple of days to show off my moves :) the foot part way easy but the hands were tough ... I say anyone that can bust this out and tape it i will pay 20$ too :) tat i know your trying right now lol

Is this offerr still valid when you're sober?

hell yea it is ... try that dance and tape it and i will epass you the $$$ but it has to be perfect lol

What kind of cat do you have?

a really, really horny one!

it's a bobcat I got from an exotic pet show and i have never heard any animal make these noises ... it scary sounding

ok i'm done dancing :) i will be doing a live cam show by the weekend and GFY will be first to see it live ....

Hmm You should hear a siamiese cat. In couple weeks everything will be ok. I used to breed Russian blue Cats

my neighbors think I'm killing the damn thing lol :)

I guess it's better than the cat being drunk and you being in heat watching your cat dance :2 cents:

hehehehe now that would make a good cam show... drunk cat watching me in heat lol

Post the pic of your Pussy































































cat.

Our cat gave birth to four kittens almost three weeks ago and yesterday, my cousin dropped by and asked me to adopt one of those kittens. She loves cat so much and I think that could be my early Christmas gift for her.

i will post my pussy when i get up :) I'm off to bed hehehehe

I have seen posts from people telling how they fuck their cat with a q tip when they are in heat.

that's it girl.....show your pussy.....nevermind the cat.....nobody here wants to see a cat anyway. :thumbsup

good for you :)

Sorry no weeks bud days. It is very painfull for them.

your head is gonna hurt you bad and you are gonna love this post! :D

Seems you have alot on your plate.

i'll dance with you :)

you should have gone with me to the strip club last night. shoulda seen me on the pole girl.

you're in heat?

Hahaha...LOL

lol WOW this one came back from the dead ... 2 years ago hehe

WTF?.... and here I thought it was recent till I read ur last pozt ... go figure .. lol ... u were a wild one :)

i've done the pencil/q-tip thing to a cat in heat once, it helps temporarily but i recommend being too drunk to dance to try it hahaha