Just got back from a strip club in a corn field in Ohio
 

Madness. I was wearing my Naughty America shirt, and one of the girls came up to me and asked where I got it, and I told her, and she said that she did a couple shoots for them. TRhen she said she was on BTRA from BangBros. I think its this girl - http://www.bigtitsroundasses.com/t1/...ts/btra774.htm. I have no fucking clue what she was doing at this strip club. Or me adn my friend, since its over 100 miles away from where he lives. Also I saw a semi-truck with those wheels that spin when your car isn't moving. I couldn't fucking believe it, on a fucking semi. All kinds of other wacky stuff happened too, its like I just got home from the Twilight Zone.

She got some big ass titties.

and then you woke up, glued to your bed with you know what.. and then your dad came into your room was like "son are you okay", and you were like STFU n00b

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Trust me, if it was a fantasy it wouldn't have been a strip club in Ohio filled with farmers and more older women than a bingo hall. Also I don't like massive tits, so it would have been a girl with C cup titties. Like this girl - http://www.bigmouthfuls.com/t1/pps=c...ts/bmf1038.htm.

yo is my sig image showing up?

HAHA! Yeah I see it.

hahhaha look what i found in another thread on gfy

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...255/cooter.jpg

Yeah, but why is it a picture of you taking a facial by 5 guys?

i wanted something with a personal touch, to help the branding... so people recognize me at shows and can say stuff like "omg, i remember you, you're the guy that took a facial from 5 guys... let me send you 1000 signups a day"

I didn't have the heart to tell him it wasn't a cartoon chicken.

Ah, good thinking.

I am going to sleep, don't forget to send me a basket of assorted cheeses for Thanksgiving. :thumbsup

the lil guy on the right is bringing you a seven course meal, starting off with a can of whoop ass

okay pimp...


yo chio... now we can start talking shit about shoehorn, he just went to bed... doubt he'll check this thread in the morning anyways.. so tell me something gay he did today and i'll share my story

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

...Welcome Shoehorn, the cornfield girl with big tits, and the rest of us have been waiting for you...

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good got you guys :upsidedow

Lmfao @ Looter

So all in all it was a good time?