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dropped9 11-16-2005 12:17 PM

Did jesus go both ways?
 
Someone just said that he did. I call bullshit.

What say you?

The Duck 11-16-2005 12:20 PM

Of course..

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Citizen Cain 11-16-2005 12:21 PM

you fucking idiot

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Maxy 11-16-2005 12:21 PM

Partay..

G-Rotica 11-16-2005 12:21 PM

It's a well know fact. Judas turned on him because he was jealous of Mary the whore. Amen brother.

Mike Okitch 11-16-2005 12:22 PM

Is that what he meant when he talked about turning the other cheek?

dropped9 11-16-2005 12:26 PM

hey look its citezen cain the clueless troll fag posting in another faggy thread....

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dropped9 11-16-2005 01:10 PM

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Fletch XXX 11-16-2005 01:13 PM

well... most likely, yes.

Romans and many many cultures encouraged not only their adult males to participate in bisexual sex, the kids during their teens were encouraged to attend bath houses etc.

And teen boys were in fact encouraged to not only try female partnrs, but male as well. The Empire was plagued by homosexual and pedophilia emperors and rulers.

I believe 7 out of the 12 casars were in fact homosexual and some even into the kids, as sick as it sounds - these things are real and true.

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After Shock Media 11-16-2005 01:15 PM

Jesus not only went both ways he went around in circles to. It is ussually easiest to mow going both ways though, gives a nice arial pattern to your lawn.

GlydeGirl 11-16-2005 01:17 PM

I'm sure that Jesus had all the cock and pussy he wanted -- after all, he was a celebrity!

Renny 11-16-2005 01:18 PM

Quote:

because he was jealous of Mary the whore.
Actually mary magdalene was never a whore. No where in the bible does it say that. In fact, many people believe she was the wife of Jesus. Back than it was very uncommon for men to not have wives.

Mike Okitch 11-16-2005 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Jesus not only went both ways he went around in circles to. It is ussually easiest to mow going both ways though, gives a nice arial pattern to your lawn.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Too bad that he'll get deported now.

Fletch XXX 11-16-2005 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Renny
Actually mary magdalene was never a whore. No where in the bible does it say that. In fact, many people believe she was the wife of Jesus. Back than it was very uncommon for men to not have wives.

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Fletch XXX 11-16-2005 01:29 PM

also its said Jesus was schooled in Egypt. We all know egyptians were into very kinky stuff in bed. Not only was young gay stuff encouraged, sex with infants, sacrificial sex with infants (buried in corners of pyramids) and much much more.

Mary Magdalene was said to "annoint" jesus, this is all pagan and is is known she was a priestess. In those times, including Cleopatra, sex was encouraged by priestesses. One can easily imagine Mary Magdalene and Jesus having sex, and sex among disciples is not only possible but expected in regards to rituals at the time.

Ive read many books on all of this and wont go into it much deeper, but Mary was a priestess, and if so - there was DEFINITELY sex going on, because that was part of ALL rituals back then. Cleopatra was said to bed with 1000+ men. When she shoed up to greet Julius Ceasar it is said she was dressed as Venus, with 12 10-12 year old boys as "sex nymphs" for them all to have sex.

They omit a lot of this stuff from the school books for obvious reason, but its well known many participated in sex with kids and each other during those times.

tristan_D 11-17-2005 07:31 PM

I just began reading The Da Vinci Code and it was a very intriguing book, every page of it.

Scootermuze 11-17-2005 08:05 PM

Dunno about Jesus, but King James did..

Linkster 11-17-2005 08:40 PM

I think if you study some Talmudic references you will find that they (although they may have been a little biased) document Mary Magdala as Jesus's mother and an adultress - and that the conception actually occured due to the rape of MM by a Roman soldier

freesexxwebsite 11-17-2005 09:10 PM

he did that

pornguy 11-17-2005 09:17 PM

Actually there is a copy of a roman document ( arrest warrent ) for Jesus, and one of the charges was sexual contact with men.

Read some history.

mikesinner 11-17-2005 09:27 PM

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Actually there is a copy of a roman document ( arrest warrent ) for Jesus, and one of the charges was sexual contact with men.
I studied Latin and Roman culture in highschool. It's interesting that even in Roman times where everyone was praticing all this sexual deviancy there were still homophobes and moralist in Rome who looked down on homosexuality. If you wanna hear some real sexual perversion you have to back to the Greeks and the Spartans

Linkster 11-17-2005 10:15 PM

If you can find some references to the secret gospel of Mark you will find most of the supporting documentation for Jesus being homosexual - of course the church will refute most of this finding even though most real theology researchers have found that this gospel version is the real original version that was redacted for what we have in the bible these days


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