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Lukeisback 11-21-2005 05:40 PM

'F--- Me Like A Whore!'
 
Before my life became governed by God's law, I would say things in the throes of passion that I didn't truly believe, such as, "Sweet Jesus Christ" and "I love you."

As a 39-year old man with a colorful past, I've courted many counter-culture chicks and I fear that this has warped my perception of what is normal.

How many normal women ask you to "F--- me like a whore!" while pulling their hair and slapping them (something I've never done)?

I need to know, sweet Jesus Christ.

sonofsam 11-21-2005 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukeisback
Before my life became governed by God's law, I would say things in the throes of passion that I didn't truly believe, such as, "Sweet Jesus Christ" and "I love you."

As a 39-year old man with a colorful past, I've courted many counter-culture chicks and I fear that this has warped my perception of what is normal.

How many normal women ask you to "F--- me like a whore!" while pulling their hair and slapping them (something I've never done)?

I need to know, sweet Jesus Christ.

385,293,118 women. Thread closed.

phonesex 11-21-2005 05:42 PM

now thats a women to keep. Lady in the streets, and a freak in the sheet!

Screaming 11-21-2005 05:44 PM

If you are really into god as much as you are saying.. Why are you posting here?

phonesex 11-21-2005 05:46 PM

screaming, I'm into God and go to church every Friday, and Sunday but business is business. And no, I have not told anybody at church because they would probably burn me at the stake.

pornguy 11-21-2005 05:54 PM

All of them. If you fuck them the right way.

american pervert 11-21-2005 06:14 PM

You're still not a jew.. why is holly with you? I know its not for fun, free press maybe???

Big Red Machine 11-21-2005 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
All of them. If you fuck them the right way.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

je_rome 11-22-2005 11:50 PM

I fuck women so hard they end up calling God

Donny 11-22-2005 11:52 PM

Um... really, every woman if you can get them to the right place. And it's REALLY hot when they're usually shy and reserved... then you get them there and it's incredible....

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-22-2005 11:56 PM

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS NORMAL.

No such thing as a "Normal" woman either.
Nor guy for that matter.
Nor life.

As long as you are not a hazard to yourself or others...
You are pretty much...

Umm..

"Normal".

I think you need to live you're life not in gods perception but you're own.
Wouldnt baby jesus cry if he knew ya only lived to serve him?


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