fuck it I'm just gonna masturbate
 

Fuck it. Hubbys asleep on the damn couch, I've been drinking white russians...and I'm horny dammit...I'm just gonna fuckin masturbate now

Congrats.

adultchica, post a pic and I'll be right over.

WOW - 1749 posts in 1 month !

get a life..

adultchica = man.

Don't forget to post a link to the webcam. I will send you 900 virtual dollar.

fuck virtual dollars. it's all about the moon money.

Good for you!

Enjoy! :)

Enjoy! :)

Yeah no shit, imagine all the free time she would have to get drunk and masturbate if she didn't post so much.

Desperate situation calls for desperate measures. :winkwink:

good decition! Enjoy!

I think it's funny I'm a female webmaster so I get asked to show tits, must be a man, show me your pussy blah blah blah


I don't want to do it cuz i'm a businesswoman ass holes.

I don't see you guys posting your cock pics on here when you talk about your fucking raging manhoods.

OH YEAH AND I came really hard mother fuckers.

Don't piss off a drunk woman....

2 months almost 3 on the 1st of Dec gets your facts straight


Oh yeah and I post on here while I'm working. It's called NETWORKING.

:321GFY

I think that's called multitasking. If I posted here while I was actually working I wouldn't get anything done. :error

Hey jarmusch good point. I'm still just a li'l buzzed. I haven't drank in almost 6 months, this shit is really hitting the spot. I was so damn horny I thought I was gonna die.

Turkey day=hellish in laws

Had to get a little fucked up tonight haha

Fixed it for you.

here a gift for you

HANDS FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://wmh.walla.co.il/archive/185055-5.jpg

I've done more, but not on this board. Somehow I can't relate to all the stupidity spewed out on here... A few gems here and there, but a lot of crap inbetween.

nice to hear some ladies here are not ashamed to tell what they feel.
Just go on with your masturbation girl. Keep us informed if your husband will be fucking you.

ow congrats

pics pics pics please :)

lmao at the post pics. You guys are so bad lol. POST YOUR COCK PIC lol

damn buzzing early in the morning is weird

funny...

Businesswomen don't fuck/masturbate? Good to know :1orglaugh

ok....
yah right...sure :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You beat me to it :321GFY

awwww you guys are being ass holes this morning

Yes we are and i've always liked a good buzz in the mornin :)

unless she has a dick i dont think she is going to need that :1orglaugh

:thumbsup Don't worry I already got off

I think i need to avoid GFY when drinking ...I have gotten toasted this morning.

I'm taking it in stride though...I think it's funny. Guess it was my turn to get ragged on

i was thinking the same way and was about to say that...LOL

making threads about how horny you are is so 1337



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Take a look at some of adultchica's posts guys, I'm not sure a guy could pretend to be so flighty. "I'm a business woman"? But you'll post threads about masturbating and drinking alone? Pretty sad.

fuck wish I had a pic of my cock right now so I could shut her up :\ sorry guys

i still got the one you sent me honey


http://www.the-penis.com/images/shirt.jpeg

Damn, and i was ABOUT to start masturbating, but i can't stand the thought you are doing it at the same time as me! :Oh crap

yeah .. :)

Standby while we alert the media....

http://www.youfuckher.com/stockaja.html

enjoy!

:smokin

this is the most interesting thread in gfy history

good grief :Oh crap

Have fun :)

i hate white russians

oh, and i think everyone's been to that point

Why is everyone inferring that a business woman can't get drunk and masturbate? Is that okay for a businessMAN? Alrighty then... it's okay for a businessWOMAN too.

thats far from the point....


The real point is she is getting all hyper and angry and calling names and shit and then, in the same paragraph, says 'I'm a businesswoman assholes.'

Just giving Chica some GFY love this morning.