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jimthefiend 11-29-2005 04:11 PM

Some real drama up in this bitch for a change.
 
HAMLET
Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane,
Drink off this potion. Is thy union here?
Follow my mother.

KING CLAUDIUS dies

LAERTES
He is justly served;
It is a poison temper'd by himself.
Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet:
Mine and my father's death come not upon thee,
Nor thine on me.

Dies

HAMLET
Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee.
I am dead, Horatio. Wretched queen, adieu!
You that look pale and tremble at this chance,
That are but mutes or audience to this act,
Had I but time--as this fell sergeant, death,
Is strict in his arrest--O, I could tell you--
But let it be. Horatio, I am dead;
Thou livest; report me and my cause aright
To the unsatisfied.

HORATIO
Never believe it:
I am more an antique Roman than a Dane:
Here's yet some liquor left.

HAMLET
As thou'rt a man,
Give me the cup: let go; by heaven, I'll have't.
O good Horatio, what a wounded name,
Things standing thus unknown, shall live behind me!
If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart
Absent thee from felicity awhile,
And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain,
To tell my story.

March afar off, and shot within

What warlike noise is this?










Late in Act 5.

Ice 11-29-2005 04:13 PM

http://www.insanemidget.com/gfy/sobe3.jpg

u-Bob 11-29-2005 04:15 PM

sig placement :)

Maxy 11-29-2005 04:15 PM

Classic shit. Hamlet is fuckin mint.

Malicious Biz 11-29-2005 04:16 PM

thou art scammed thee!
I shall smite thou with thy trusty keyboard of vengence!
and all thy lowly serfs throughout thee land shall bear thou sigs of shame.

MikeyFingaz 11-29-2005 04:17 PM

lol, i see similarities in this and my drama.

jimthefiend 11-29-2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice



... And you call me a redneck. :eek7


The last thing you read you illiterate canuckistani paint huffer was the manual for your herpes meds... Prolly written in French.

jimthefiend 11-29-2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
thou art scammed thee!
I shall smite thou with thy trusty keyboard of vengence!
and all thy lowly serfs throughout thee land shall bear thou sigs of shame.




ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Ice 11-29-2005 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
... And you call me a redneck. :eek7


The last thing you read you illiterate canuckistani paint huffer was the manual for your herpes meds... Prolly written in French.

:1orglaugh :wetkiss

jimthefiend 11-29-2005 04:23 PM

I love you too Ice.




So anyway, how do I stop my Mother and Wife from communicating on the internet; specifically Yahoo?


Edit: Keeping them from talking at all would be cool too. Thoughts?

p.s. Ice is a fag and missed the edit.

Ice 11-29-2005 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
I love you too Ice.




So anyway, how do I stop my Mother and Wife from communicating on the internet; specifically Yahoo?

Uninstall yahoo messenger.. duh

uno 11-29-2005 04:27 PM

That doesn't hold a candle to the epic battle between Gilgamesh and Humbaba.

jimthefiend 11-29-2005 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno
That doesn't hold a candle to the epic battle between Gilgamesh and Humbaba.


As I recall, that faggot got on his knees and while begging to be a bukake star, had his head lopped off by Gil.


I could be wrong, though I doubt it.

JimmiDean 11-29-2005 04:33 PM

This should be good

jimthefiend 11-29-2005 04:35 PM

I think some wetback named Enrico said to Gilgamesh:

"Hey, don't be a fag. Cut that fuckers head off."

mardigras 11-29-2005 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
thou art scammed thee!
I shall smite thou with thy trusty keyboard of vengence!
and all thy lowly serfs throughout thee land shall bear thou sigs of shame.

Surely thou jest, delivereth not and thou brethren will tell thou to go fucketh thyself :upsidedow

2HousePlague 11-29-2005 04:45 PM

http://www.insanemidget.com/gfy/kb1.jpg



2hp

Ice 11-29-2005 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

link hotten :1orglaugh :thumbsup

adultchica 11-29-2005 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Don't know if that's been posted before, but I love it :thumbsup

uno 11-29-2005 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
I think some wetback named Enrico said to Gilgamesh:

"Hey, don't be a fag. Cut that fuckers head off."

Something like that. :1orglaugh

I think it was his counterpart who was also part devine. Started out as an animal guy, banged some whore, turned more human, then was married to Gilgamesh.

Ice 11-29-2005 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by adultchica
Don't know if that's been posted before, but I love it :thumbsup

it's a photoshop I did :winkwink:


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