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Rob 11-29-2005 09:15 PM

What's the fattest girl you ever fucked?
 
When I was young and dumb I met a chick at this place called Moose's in Long Beach (it was the same year OJ got busted in L.A.). Anyhow, she was probably half a dime and I did it on a bet...I still have nightmares about it. 5 feet tall 6 feet wide. I keep gagging as I type this. :(

My oldest brother doesn't let me forget it either. To this day my nickname is Moose whenever I talk to him. I try not to call too much.

So come clean, drunk, sober, high, it doesn't matter...what is the fattest broad you ever fucked?

Rob 11-29-2005 09:16 PM

And no, I'm not hating on fat chicks. There are plenty of chubby chasers out there that only have sex with large women. I'm just curious, not hating.

MandyBlake 11-29-2005 09:17 PM

yeah but you were hard right?
you had to be excited to get hard back then lol

MandyBlake 11-29-2005 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob
And no, I'm not hating on fat chicks. There are plenty of chubby chasers out there that only have sex with large women. I'm just curious, not hating.

oh ok gotcha.
:)

Rob 11-29-2005 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake
yeah but you were hard right?
you had to be excited to get hard back then lol

Back then I got wood when the wind blew through my cordorey. :thumbsup

BT 11-29-2005 09:18 PM

200 lbs but she had a pretty face and nice tits and let me tell ya the pussy was tight

Spunky 11-29-2005 09:18 PM

I think she was 160 pounds..but had huge mams..I like meat with my potatoes

Rob 11-29-2005 09:19 PM

My best friend is a fat chick. :winkwink:

northboy 11-29-2005 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob
When I was young and dumb I met a chick at this place called Moose's in Long Beach (it was the same year OJ got busted in L.A.). Anyhow, she was probably half a dime and I did it on a bet...I still have nightmares about it. 5 feet tall 6 feet wide. I keep gagging as I type this. :(

My oldest brother doesn't let me forget it either. To this day my nickname is Moose whenever I talk to him. I try not to call too much.

So come clean, drunk, sober, high, it doesn't matter...what is the fattest broad you ever fucked?

500 lbs??? no way

candyflip 11-29-2005 09:19 PM

Probably close to 250...tall, thick and solid.

Rob 11-29-2005 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by northboy
500 lbs??? no way

Her body was well proportioned to her face. :thumbsup

sickkittens 11-29-2005 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob
When I was young and dumb I met a chick at this place called Moose's in Long Beach (it was the same year OJ got busted in L.A.). Anyhow, she was probably half a dime and I did it on a bet...I still have nightmares about it. 5 feet tall 6 feet wide. I keep gagging as I type this. :(

My oldest brother doesn't let me forget it either. To this day my nickname is Moose whenever I talk to him. I try not to call too much.

So come clean, drunk, sober, high, it doesn't matter...what is the fattest broad you ever fucked?


What no pics? :(

Nothing wrong w/ that as long as it didn't smell. :winkwink:

BRISK 11-29-2005 09:28 PM

Moose Fucker!!!


Shut your fucking face you moose fucka
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You're a moose fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks mooses quite like you!

Shut your fucking face you moose fucka
You're the one that fucked a moose, you moose fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck mooses all day long!

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PatrickKing 11-29-2005 09:29 PM

I never fucked her but I must have gotten like a thousand blowjobs from her lol ..she was probably 400lbs and had tits like cannonballs, pretty face, and good personality. I still remember her fondly :)

Violetta 11-29-2005 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob
Back then I got wood when the wind blew through my cordorey. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Best one today!

tony286 11-29-2005 09:32 PM

400 lbs and a incredible blow job

xNetworx 11-29-2005 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404
400 lbs and a incredible blow job

:helpme Thats just nasty dude lol. 400? She must have looked like those fat chicks on novelty greeting cards :Oh crap

Spunky 11-29-2005 09:38 PM

Fat chicks are great,,unless your buddies find out you boned them :(

tony286 11-29-2005 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn
:helpme Thats just nasty dude lol. 400? She must have looked like those fat chicks on novelty greeting cards :Oh crap

actually she was a very cute girl with a great sense of humor , I dated her for awhile,she had a kid that was a monster so that killed it. She presented herself well with selfconfidence.

Ian 11-29-2005 09:42 PM

"I did it on a bet."

Bullshit, you may well have been young and dumb but your dick still got wet.

:1orglaugh

xNetworx 11-29-2005 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404
actually she was a very cute girl with a great sense of humor , I dated her for awhile,she had a kid that was a monster so that killed it. She presented herself well with selfconfidence.

At 400 lbs, she must have had a disorder she couldn't help and/or she ate 10,000 calories a day. Either way, I feel bad for her. 400 is a major health risk.

tony286 11-29-2005 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn
At 400 lbs, she must have had a disorder she couldn't help and/or she ate 10,000 calories a day. Either way, I feel bad for her. 400 is a major health risk.

Her roommate was her older sister and she was a white castle manager. One night Im there and her sister brings her a big shopping bag (the kind with rope handles) full of white castles. I said to her why doesnt she just bring you a gun and bullets. It didnt go over too well.she was also a closet eater never say her eat anything but salads, it was sad.

FlogTheLog 11-29-2005 09:47 PM

i banged my first Fat chick on saturday night.

I was out on the town ( I live in Newcastle, Australia ) and was pissed big time, been drinking all day at the horse races and then into town. i was also tripping off my head. i was so fucking horny i needed to hit someone staright away and i knew i wasnt in the right state of mind to hit a hot chick, so i went across the road from the night club and into the 7-eleven where i knew some fat chick would be over at the hot foos section and see my Girl for the night. anyways cut i long story short this bitch was around 310lbs and me i am only 130lbs , so for me this was one big bitch, i could hardly keep me dick it her ,lol and i couldnt kick her doggie style, lol

she gave a good blowie :thumbsup

xNetworx 11-29-2005 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
Her roommate was her older sister and she was a white castle manager. One night Im there and her sister brings her a big shopping bag (the kind with rope handles) full of white castles. I said to her why doesnt she just bring you a gun and bullets. It didnt go over too well.

Sorry to hear that man. Thats rough. Some people just suck.

dready 11-29-2005 09:55 PM

Rob, hit me up please!

Tala 11-29-2005 09:57 PM

Lemme see.......I think she was around 185 at the time, so not too bad really. Besides, she's one of those girls who can be cute when overweight.

I'm certainly not a lightweight myself by any means, though, *shrug*

Brent_Moe 11-29-2005 10:05 PM

Weird I haven't seen any pics yet.. :(

BlackCrayon 11-29-2005 10:17 PM

never fucked a fat girl.

Rob 11-29-2005 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dready
Rob, hit me up please!

Hey Dready, I will hit you up first thing in the AM. I got your email today. We'll get this baby wrapped up tomorrow. :thumbsup

I'm glad to see there are fellow chubby's in the house tonight!

Big Red Machine 11-29-2005 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by PatrickKing
I never fucked her but I must have gotten like a thousand blowjobs from her lol ..she was probably 400lbs and had tits like cannonballs, pretty face, and good personality. I still remember her fondly :)

:1orglaugh Oh Ol'Sally"Cannon Balls"McGee that broad could suck a golf ball threw a garden hose. She put a smile on all the boys in Hells Kitchen :pimp

knoxville 11-29-2005 11:57 PM

I remember having a sexual relationship with a chubby mom and she really loves my cock. whenever I came to visit her she always gives me a good head and loves to eat my load.

LiveDose 11-30-2005 12:35 AM

Never been into big girls...

Zester 11-30-2005 01:25 AM

my wife _

PixeLs 11-30-2005 02:20 AM

Chubby but not that fat. Maybe 5 to 6 pounds heavier than me.


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