Come on and fuck me!
 

:eatme I lead you inside to our bedroom and give you a deep French kiss unzipping your fly. You start licking my neeples and pull my hips to you... suck my hahahaha - until i scream out your name in the pleasure of my orgasm. Then, I slide down you and suck your manroot, I push your cock deep into my mouth swallowing your wad of cum. Next I decide I cannot take it any longer, your hard prick has to go inside me. You move your penis aroud the openig of my wet pussy, my entire body is aching for you, and your teasing is too much, and I scream "come on, fuck me!!!" And with that you take your hard dick and plow it into my tiny hahahaha... you hump and hump and I move my hips to meet you. Soon we are both ready to come... my pussy tightens around your throbbing cock, and you come with a huge thrust... I can feel your cum in me... warm and wet...
I want you to cum some more times. Let's discuss it at
http://www.interlingvo.com/en/album-1555.html

shut up whore

Hi spammer :)

stop crying...

fuck off.........

Ah.. some "words".

Gotta cut/paste em for the next spam pages - can you write a few more paras and no repeating text please? :winkwink:

hey it's nipples not neeples. :321GFY

Bad shit when ya want decent search engine text!

And wot's with the "manroot" shit? The keywords are "massive cock" (substitute "dick" as option) and prefix this with "throbbing" on a random basis etc. :winkwink:

Hussling business 1 click at a time! :1orglaugh

THAT Was really stupid! I doubt anyone actually got excited reading that.....at least I hope no one did. It was really cheesy

ummm not excited but your post made me hungry, let the cheese whiz fly!

my neeeeeeples got hard

what a load of crap!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WTF? take your tiny hahaha... and leave!

Sorry, I don't fuck a homo. :321GFY

thanks for noticing :1orglaugh

LOL -- like it matters -- we're all whores here -- I revel in your stinky poor russian girl panties -- YEEEES!


[regains composure]

2hp

Lol, you fuck.

Kill Yourself Biotch!`

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sounds good to me, surfer.

Manroot?

bwahahahahahaha

maybe it would work on a surfer...

... oh btw, you forgot to write about the part where 4 other dudes walk in and they ass rape you till you cant shit right for a week. :winkwink: :321GFY

try mine:



I was beating her upside the fucking head as I plowed my massive cock into her tight, bleeding ass.

I blew a nut on her face then made her lick my poopy dick clean, then pissed on her eyeball and took her wallet.

The end.

"I'm sitting in the closet watching it all happen, and I'm saying "no, no ,no", then I pull out my revolver. I take careful aim. I dont want to have to clean a big mess. Quickly, I do an inventory in my mind. Shovel: check. Rope: check. Duct Tape: check. Plenty of room in the trunk: check. It's time. I've had enough of this shit...."

Lets discuss it some more. See sig.

I am telling you how I want to fuck you and you just shut up

she's not even that hot and thats after the 53 pounds of makeup that she has on

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

now if ya shoved a hairdryer down her throat, then turned it on full blast so that she would be farting continuosly, then it might almost be interesting...

...from a comedic standpoint anyway.

I just rubbed one out to that story! Thanks, shit face! :thumbsup

True story from my wedding night btw.

what a bad post. lame.

Saw that before but it still cracks me up :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you are a true romantic, lol...

... and people say chivalry is dead.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That made me spit my coffee out!!!

Wait! Spam has a racecar offer?

I am so out buying a case of Spam today :D

Some sick and funny shit in this thread. Congrats spammer :1orglaugh

Alot of 1st post spamming surfers lately..

you douche

Well, wow, I went to you site and looked at your hot pics, and I've got to say...No way I would fuck you, damn your nasty looking, and keep in mind, I got pretty low standards.

:321GFY

My question is did you spit coffee before or after you rubbed one out :) :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Saddest attempt at spam I've seen in a while.....

manroot?

mmmmhhmhmh


spaaaaaaam

spamming adult webmasters is so stupid haha

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Go play with your own manroot will ya

http://www.watchzones.com/images/ibull-d.jpg