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FlogTheLog 12-01-2005 07:59 PM

You Ever Been In A Nightclub Fight?
 
Just wanting to know cause i am a bouncer on the weekends at a big nightclub and was woundering how many adult webmasters getting into brawls.

oh and if you have any photos of the fights post them :thumbsup

P.s i get into around 15 fights a night with my job , drunk people dont like bouncers :(

JoeMeca 12-01-2005 08:04 PM

yea I have been in at least a dozen shit just happens. As for pics who takes pics of shit like this or maybe its just me ahha. I wouldn't want to get in afight with me:) Most people think that they can take me then get beat down. (4th degree black belt shaolin kempo kung fu ) ;)

Spunky 12-01-2005 08:05 PM

When I was younger..mostly just watch the drunken punks go at it now

Anthony 12-01-2005 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeMeca
yea I have been in at least a dozen shit just happens. As for pics who takes pics of shit like this or maybe its just me ahha. I wouldn't want to get in afight with me:) Most people think that they can take me then get beat down. (4th degree black belt shaolin kempo kung fu ) ;)

Yeah, I see how well those shaolin kempo kungfu guys do in NHB.

I wouldn't want to fuck with you. </sarcasm>

FlogTheLog 12-01-2005 08:09 PM

wehn ever there is a fight at the club i work at some hahahaha always seems to have a camera or mobile phone camera/video and they take the photos. then we have to take the phone off them because they filmed the club without asking, well thats what the manager tells as to say.

but dam i have been in some big ass fights... had 2 of my rips broken when some cock kicked me and also had a beer glass smash over the side of my head.. that fucker got the shit kicked out of him for that.

seeric 12-01-2005 08:09 PM

just one? how about every time i drink jaegermesiter. ROFL

spacedog 12-01-2005 08:09 PM

havent drank in over 3years, but before that, used to brawl all the time.
& loved every minute of it

JoeMeca 12-01-2005 08:09 PM

Ha lemme guess ur a 6 foot 3 black guy or white guy with a beer belly?


this is for anthony just so u all know :thumbsup

Anthony 12-01-2005 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeMeca
Ha lemme guess ur a 6 foot 3 black guy or white guy with a beer belly?


this is for anthony just so u all know :thumbsup

Nope, I'm a 6 foot 1 Filipino with a bad attitude.

FlogTheLog 12-01-2005 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog
havent drank in over 3years, but before that, used to brawl all the time.
& loved every minute of it

lol fuck yeah :thumbsup

Ramos 12-01-2005 08:12 PM

yes, many times

sickkittens 12-01-2005 08:14 PM

Never got into them. Loved watching them though. Although I'm very peaceful, ironically.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-01-2005 08:58 PM

too many times..the bouncers quit coming to my aid..fuckers.

MikeyFingaz 12-01-2005 08:59 PM

ha, dont even get me started... always remember that not everyone comes from a world of being a computer wizz...

... some of us come from a different kind of world, and just happened to end up here.

MikeyFingaz 12-01-2005 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeMeca
Ha lemme guess ur a 6 foot 3 black guy or white guy with a beer belly?


this is for anthony just so u all know :thumbsup

i know someone that knows anthony personally, and they assure me that he is another individual that comes from the "other world"... i dont think the average webmaster has any biz messing with him, lol :winkwink:

Anthony 12-01-2005 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz
i know someone that knows anthony personally, and they assure me that he is another individual that comes from the "other world"... i dont think the average webmaster has any biz messing with him, lol :winkwink:

I'm just a webmaster Mikey!

See you in Vegas, so you can find out for yourself! :)

MikeyFingaz 12-01-2005 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
I'm just a webmaster Mikey!

See you in Vegas, so you can find out for yourself! :)

bullshit,lol. i know better... i seen ya profile on myspace... lots of mma pics:thumbsup:

ssp 12-01-2005 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Yeah, I see how well those shaolin kempo kungfu guys do in NHB.

I wouldn't want to fuck with you. </sarcasm>

Oh no, another frustrated martial artist. :helpme

Mr. Soul 12-01-2005 09:05 PM

Only with bouncers, when I was a younger lad. Some bars where I live hired stupid big young "tough guys" to be bouncers and they always tried to get rough with me and my friends to try to impress the girls we were picking up, but they always lost. I prefer bars who hire the older, experienced bouncers. You know, the guys who can kick anyone's ass, but only fight when they have to.

Anthony 12-01-2005 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
Oh no, another frustrated martial artist. :helpme

Not me! I decided enough rolling on the ground getting choked out and my arm broken.

I bought guns.

Lots of guns.

LOL

Steve 12-01-2005 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
P.s i get into around 15 fights a night with my job , drunk people dont like bouncers :(

what kind of crappy nightclub is that? I bounced, and it was pretty fucking boring - mostly you had to break up fights between couples, call drunks a cab, and make sure the bathrooms weren't smoked out

and that was when 1/2 of NJ was on steroids LOL

sonofsam 12-01-2005 09:07 PM

as soon as i see someone scary, i drop to the ground and turtle and start screaming high pitched

ssp 12-01-2005 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Not me! I decided enough rolling on the ground getting choked out and my arm broken.

I bought guns.

Lots of guns.

LOL

Ah so you've become a lazy martial artist. :1orglaugh

sonofsam 12-01-2005 09:10 PM

For the record, i was gonna be a bouncer.. but my chest is so big and hard that it was a real pain in the ass for the people waiting in line having to walk around my chest (which took 2.5 minutes) to get behind me to go through the door :2 cents:

ssp 12-01-2005 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
For the record, i was gonna be a bouncer.. but my chest is so big and hard that it was a real pain in the ass for the people waiting in line having to walk around my chest (which took 2.5 minutes) to get behind me to go through the door :2 cents:

I was going to be a bouncer but they gave the job to an ambitious midget.

Anthony 12-01-2005 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
Ah so you've become a lazy martial artist. :1orglaugh

It's only due to a torn L5, been out almost a year. :(

I should be back training by Jan/Feb. :)

tony286 12-01-2005 09:16 PM

as a bouncer been in a few they why I switched to strip clubs alot less bullshit.

MikeyFingaz 12-01-2005 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
It's only due to a torn L5, been out almost a year. :(

I should be back training by Jan/Feb. :)

dont feel bad...atleast you got an excuse, lol... i been outta shape for a few years now... too lazy to train... my friend wants to start fighting again and he wants me to be one of his training partners.

... im soo not looking forward to getting beat on by him, lol.

JoeMeca 12-01-2005 09:18 PM

what do u take?

spacedog 12-01-2005 09:25 PM

I've gotten hired as a bouncer before, but I didn't take the job as a friend of mine who was a bouncer, ended up in court for a lawsuit for hitting a patron in the jaw. Fighting I can handle. The legal system, I can not. Every single time in my life, if I fight the legal system I lose almost everytime. Fighting people, fuggedaboutid, i'll fucking break necks like fucking chicken bones :1orglaugh

Anthony 12-01-2005 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeMeca
what do u take?

I guess this is directed at me.

Lately, Boxing and BJJ.

Both that train alive.

MikeyFingaz 12-01-2005 09:31 PM

we should start a roll around seesion for everyone when there is a convention that has a gym area at the hotel... it would be pretty cool... (no violent street thug wannabes though, only those with legitamate knowledge that they can share with others, lol)

Anthony 12-01-2005 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz
we should start a roll around seesion for everyone when there is a convention that has a gym area at the hotel... it would be pretty cool... (no violent street thug wannabes though, only those with legitamate knowledge that they can share with others, lol)

I'm up for it. Alot of webmasters on GFY train.

FlogTheLog 12-01-2005 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
as soon as i see someone scary, i drop to the ground and turtle and start screaming high pitched

hahahahahaha thats gold :thumbsup

Lance69 12-01-2005 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
I'm up for it. Alot of webmasters on GFY train.

That would be fun as hell, been a while since I've rolled with anyone. I get dibs on the huge Philipino! :thumbsup

Anthony 12-01-2005 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lance69
That would be fun as hell, been a while since I've rolled with anyone. I get dibs on the huge Philipino! :thumbsup

Don't make me make you my bitch!

I'm just kidding! Lance is a real fucking MMA fighter! I just dabble. :)

MikeyFingaz 12-01-2005 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lance69
That would be fun as hell, been a while since I've rolled with anyone. I get dibs on the huge Philipino! :thumbsup

good, you can wear him down for me, lol...

seriously though, i think it is a cool idea... it would help to get to know each other more:thumbsup:

but ya'all will have to be easy on me at first til i can get in better shape, lol.

donkey 12-01-2005 09:50 PM

I have. But manly because I wore this donkey suit.

Brent_Moe 12-01-2005 09:54 PM

Violence will only ruin my face, or if not my life itself..

Well seriously, I never got into any club brawls.

Lance69 12-02-2005 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Don't make me make you my bitch!

I'm just kidding! Lance is a real fucking MMA fighter! I just dabble. :)

Shit I'm getting all fat and dumpy now. I'm gonna have to get back into the swing of things! And in all honestly, I want nothing to do with a 6' + angry Filipino!
Cheers, let me know how the Webmaster training center works out in Vegas.

gangbangjoe 12-02-2005 04:22 AM

nope never

i like my face to much

Dirty F 12-02-2005 04:26 AM

Hardly ever...its always the same idiots who are having fights...and "they never started". Right...sure you didnt didnt.

Adultnet 12-02-2005 04:29 AM

never had to fight in a night club... lol

evanmorgan 12-02-2005 04:37 AM

fighting is for dummys. make friends with bouncers, it pays off....

xclusive 12-02-2005 04:55 AM

was a bouncer for a few years and yeah got into a shitload of them but always just threw people out. A few times I did lose my temper though but shit happens:)

ozmatt 12-02-2005 05:00 AM

i was at a club and i put my beer down, then turned around and it was gone... then i looked across the table and this massive fat guy was drinking it... i accused him of taking it and he just laughed and kept drinking....

next thing i was out on the dance floor and the big fat guy came up to me and started pushing me.... (if anyone has met me.. i am only small)

he started swinging straight away... so i went and tried to tackle him to the ground.. but the fucked was just way tooooo fat and heavy.. we both exchanged punches until we both got kicked out by security... was fucked up. I did nothing.

anyway thats the latest story

matt

who 12-02-2005 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeMeca
yea I have been in at least a dozen shit just happens. As for pics who takes pics of shit like this or maybe its just me ahha. I wouldn't want to get in afight with me:) Most people think that they can take me then get beat down. (4th degree black belt shaolin kempo kung fu ) ;)

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com 12-02-2005 05:04 AM

my .44 Magnum shorty revolver is a household name for fight stopper

Nicky 12-02-2005 05:05 AM

a couple of them, maybe 5-6 since I started going out to clubs about 3 years ago

Nicky 12-02-2005 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeMeca
Ha lemme guess ur a 6 foot 3 black guy or white guy with a beer belly?


this is for anthony just so u all know :thumbsup

Ohh that was close :helpme


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