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buddyjuf 12-04-2005 11:27 AM

Sluts that are TERRIBLE in bed...
 
do you guys know what I am talking about?

these girls who have "experience" and tell you they have slept with so many guys, or you just know it to be a fact.

so you decide to give it a try, and they don't even fucking move!

soooo disappointing :disgust

PostWhore 12-04-2005 11:28 AM

how old was he?

BradM 12-04-2005 11:28 AM

LOL! You may be doing something wrong doozie. :1orglaugh
If they yawn you know it's not going well.

buddyjuf 12-04-2005 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
LOL! You may be doing something wrong doozie. :1orglaugh
If they yawn you know it's not going well.

oh no they don't yawn, they moan, run out of breath sometimes, but even when you ask them to go on top they just sit on top of you and do nothing, no body movement what so ever

BradM 12-04-2005 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf
oh no they don't yawn, they moan, run out of breath sometimes, but even when you ask them to go on top they just sit on top of you and do nothing, no body movement what so ever

lol dude. That just sounds awful. If it was a lost cause like that I'd just try to slip it in her ass to wake her up.

buddyjuf 12-04-2005 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PostWhore
how old was he?

she was 19, has slept with some 20 guys... and apparently I was not the only one to have complained

there was also my ex, she was 17 when I was 19, had slept with some 10-15 guys, and was the exact same (of course I did not know that she was a slut until after I went out with her...)

BlackCrayon 12-04-2005 11:32 AM

they're dead inside

martinsc 12-04-2005 11:32 AM

drop the corps...
get one that's actually alive...

pornguy 12-04-2005 11:35 AM

Sounds like a highschool issue.

buddyjuf 12-04-2005 11:35 AM

I have slept with 2 girls that I was their 2nd or 3rd guy that they had slept with

for some reason, they were SOOO much more energetic, like they wanted to go on top to try to make me feel good and get better at sex

I found that so much fucking fun, to see a girl actually trying to have a good time having sex..., what a fucking turn on

buddyjuf 12-04-2005 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Sounds like a highschool issue.

I didn't know many girls in my highschool that had slept with 10-20 guys :1orglaugh

BRISK 12-04-2005 11:37 AM

Probably because sluts don't fuck guys because they enjoy sex. Sluts fuck guys because they confuse sex with love and attention.

They don't want sex, they just want the love and attention they think having sex will bring them. They're trying to fill an emotional hole, sex is just the bait.

NickPapageorgio 12-04-2005 11:38 AM

Never ever trust the girl who gives you the best blowjob of your life. Remember those words.

buddyjuf 12-04-2005 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
Probably because sluts don't fuck guys because they enjoy sex. Sluts fuck guys because they confuse sex with love and attention.

They don't want sex, they just want the love and attention they think having sex will bring them. They're trying to fill an emotional hole, sex is just the bait.

very true yo, everytime I see the slut girl at school, she comes hugs me, holds my hands, etc

chowda 12-04-2005 11:45 AM

maybe she just enjoys taking it

karlm 12-04-2005 11:45 AM

Most of the so called sluts i have been with fuck like rabbits

sumphatpimp 12-04-2005 11:49 AM

http://www.g006le.com/oprah_not_to_tell.jpg

buddyjuf 12-04-2005 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlm
Most of the so called sluts i have been with fuck like rabbits

did you pay for them?

Pipecrew 12-04-2005 12:08 PM

you sound like a candidate for some kind of STD, banging all these sluts that bang 20 of your friends that bang 200 of their friends and so on.

Nembrionic 12-04-2005 12:10 PM

Sluts that are TERRIBLE in bed... that would be you right?

boner 2.0 12-04-2005 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wedouglas 12-04-2005 12:28 PM

so why dont you stop sleeping with sluts and get a normal gf ?

wdsguy 12-04-2005 12:43 PM

don't worry shes giving u tons of stds in the process

Linkster 12-04-2005 06:19 PM

Try a woman instead of a "girl" - of course have you ever considered it might be that you dont do anything for them so they are completely bored by you?

adonthenet 12-04-2005 06:25 PM

sorry about that bdjuff better luck next time ;)

dunefield 12-04-2005 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf
there was also my ex, she was 17 when I was 19, had slept with some 10-15 guys, and was the exact same (of course I did not know that she was a slut until after I went out with her...)

i hope the 17 y.o girl wasn't the one you posted naked pics of and showed everyone on gfy...

iwantchixx 12-04-2005 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf
oh no they don't yawn, they moan, run out of breath sometimes, but even when you ask them to go on top they just sit on top of you and do nothing, no body movement what so ever


small dick?

Nylz 12-04-2005 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf
but even when you ask them to go on top

You ASKED her to go on top?! :eek7

Spunky 12-04-2005 06:33 PM

Nothing worse than a dead fuck..just blow your load and move on

LiveDose 12-04-2005 06:36 PM

Real dolls don't move, it's in the directions...

Young 12-04-2005 06:37 PM

bdjuf's weekly attempt at proving his manhood.

i fucked the shit out of a 40 year old hottie milf in her car outside of a club...didn't see me start a thread about it.

lyn1 12-04-2005 06:40 PM

Maybe your cock is too small and they don't enjoy it.

BIGTYMER 12-04-2005 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Sounds like a highschool issue.

Just what I was thinking. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ProjectNaked 12-04-2005 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
you sound like a candidate for some kind of STD, banging all these sluts that bang 20 of your friends that bang 200 of their friends and so on.

especially letting a "slut" get on top and drain her skank juice all over your balls, ass, and surrounding real estate.... :Oh crap never put sluts on top, bang them out doggy style double-wraped poked through a sheet of plastic and get the hell out!

Marshal 12-04-2005 07:00 PM

bump for you! :D

Paul Waters 12-04-2005 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio
Never ever trust the girl who gives you the best blowjob of your life. Remember those words.

Care to explain why?

tical 12-04-2005 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters
Care to explain why?

cuz she's sucked quite a few penii before yours

tristan_D 12-05-2005 05:21 PM

while in the middle of sex, grap a plastic bag and suffocate her. her struggle for air will add more action to the sex.

JOKER 12-05-2005 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D
while in the middle of sex, grap a plastic bag and suffocate her. her struggle for air will add more action to the sex.

LOL !!!

8char

nico-t 12-05-2005 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by PostWhore
how old was he?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fresh 12-05-2005 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
lol dude. That just sounds awful. If it was a lost cause like that I'd just try to slip it in her ass to wake her up.

lmaooooo

fl_prn_str 12-05-2005 05:40 PM

any girl whos been with less the 100 guys is not a true "slut". now 100+ now you got yourself a "whore". :1orglaugh

directfiesta 12-05-2005 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf
oh no they don't yawn, they moan, run out of breath sometimes, but even when you ask them to go on top they just sit on top of you and do nothing, no body movement what so ever


You want your mate to dance on your cock ????

Get a black girl .. .

Well in your case a black BOY ... :winkwink:

reynold 12-05-2005 06:01 PM

So, don't you think the problem might be on you?


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