How would you kill yourself?
 

Pretend for a moment that you are sick of life and you want to take yourself out of the rat race.

How would you do it? Would you do something quiet and hope that very few notice or would you go all out and make it one hell of a party?

I vaguely recall a story about a guy killing himself on stage after he graduated high school. Pulled out a gun and straight splattered the people standing next to him.

Would you stick with the conventional ways like O.D. on pills, sucking on car fumes in your garage, hanging, shotty to the head, slit your wrists??? Or would you get creative about it? Maybe hold up a gun store and let them take you out? Or do something really fucked up and wait for all the news crews to arrive before charging a bunch of waiting cops with a butcher knife?

Columbine style perhaps?

Do share.... :glugglug

Hookers and plenty of blow..then drive my vette over a cliff

I'd probably put on some emo music and masturbate while crying for a bit. Then go start the chainsaw and see if I could get all the way through my neck before I bled out. I'd like to see if my ass really looks as fat as I have heard, and I figure, if I can get the saw to get my head off before I blink out, I might get a good perspective shot.

Titty overdose.

i wouldnt

I did kill myself


It tickled

had it all planned out already.

i realized ive been killing myself slowly for a long time.

alcohol and drugs since i was 16. had to stop.

now im almost 7 months sober and feel great.

no more self destruction.

which vette do you have?

I like this one the best so far. :thumbsup

Death by cop. I'd fashion up some body armour so I would last long enough for the choppers to show up and maybe get on TV. Nothing makes for good reality TV like a cop / crazy guy gun fight.

:winkwink:

I'd blow myself up in a police station, jump off a very high building for the thrill, or get very very high on dope so I get near death experiences before actually being dead.
Cliché, I know.
One thing I know is that I wouldn't want any of my loved ones to find me dead.

listen to good charlotte and the rest you can figure out.

I would sit down one night and read every single one of Juicy's 60k+ posts...I'm sure I would go nuts at around 20K and just stab myself in the heart with a spoon. :winkwink:

Joking aside, I would take a shitload of sleeping or pain pills. I'm a pussy and could never hang, shoot, stab, cut myself.

I'd wanna put my dick in a blackhole and see if the black hole would im/explode.

oh and if it does im/explode, that would kill me, so there is my suicide plan.

go around on a cop and corrupt politician killing spree and then end it all as they were closing in on me to capture me

phenobarbitone and vodka cocktails

go into a black hole for sure. life might be pretty fuckin sweet if it took me some where and make me want to live.

hrm i thought of another way

walk into an elementary school lunch room and blow my brains out in front of 1000's of little kids...

think about how fucked up their lives would be after that...

Not too fucked up. Get with the times.

hum hum... AMC *cough cough*

Not a bad plan but try it in a church instead of a public school.

Those of you who want to take others out with you have some anger issues to deal with unless the people you are taking out have hurt you in some way. Or the crooked cop/politician thing. :2 cents:

Good plan. You might end up on one of those all-female planets full of nothing but beer, sports channels and nothing but playboy models, no men except you.

Can I come with? :D

agreed, i totally didnt even think about that.

I would chose a church anyday over a school, cant believe I didnt think about that first...

but to a certain degree, the level of fuckedupness of said event would be the same.

youth = tomorrows future. causing them years of emotional and psychological pain and suffering would really fuck up how they turned out.

going into a church and blowing away a yourself in a building full of brainwashed peons would do nothing more than cause the same degree of psychological drama, not really deter people from their faith.

now in both instances if you went in and started a mini killing spree you would have more affect if you killed children instead of grown adults/families in a church. you would ruin familes lives but I think that killing children would cause not only harm to the kids that witnessed it but to the children's families because they lost a child that they cared and loved for deepy.

but also in another sense churches are for families, families all pile into the car on Sunday and head over to their local or favorite brainwashing station. you could wipe out an ENTIRE family and not just one single child (if you did it in a school) .

lots of different variables in this situation but anything you did would still be serverly fucked up.

You're giving this wayyyy to much thought.....

Killing me softly....i wanna die in sleep.

Heroin OD

I would jump off the tallest building/structure/cliff possible. That would be a rush. No bungie cord of course :)

In a huge shootout like at the Alamo, or in Buth Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Alot of mofos would go first.

I'd smother my face in these until I died :winkwink:

http://www.glamourshoots.com/pics/erica/002.jpg

skydiving with no parachute

fall/jump into a boiling vat of grease.....I wouldnt do it to myself of course...but it has always been my "worst way to die" idea....

For a deeper look into the moment of death...imagine....If you got your mouth open quick enough before it melted together...what if it got down in yoru throat.....Owies////

Yes...Yes he is. But at least he is being somewhat creative.

I still see no reason to take out anybody else in the church though. Just pick a church that has a high percentage of children who attend. The impact of these actions would scar them for life but they would still live.

It may even force some of them out of the church and allow them to reclaim their own minds.

jump off building

after going on an insane killing rampage I would get killed by the police

Not as pleasant as you would think.... lots of vomiting and shit, even with a REALLY big IV bolus you will hang on for a few mins and that few mins will be hell on earth - and it would be far from guaranteed.

If you want to do it right - 1/2ltr of saline, lots of morphine/heroin, 180mmol K and some ondansitron. Run it over about 2 hours - any faster than that and the K will fry your veins.

OK, who started this fucking thread?!

melted / boiling plastic would be good too :)

i dont believe that I am.

this thread asked about how you would commit suicide. if i'm going to do something such as the topic discussed in this thread, i'm going to put a lot of thought into it.

besides I think this topic is quite interesting and i'm saddened by the amount of one line responses and people who spent about 15 seconds thinking about it and posted. laziness gets you no where besides your own destruction.

why do something half assed and your plan not work but if you sat around and put some thought into it your plan would carry thru with no faults; go perfectly.

everyone here so far seems like their idea of suicide is something very painless and simple. pretty fucking boring if you ask me.

No noise... and definitly away from my family.

20 viagra, ounce of cocaine, 10 hookers, and 20 cases of beer and lock myself in a hotel room! that should do the trick

That would be I. :glugglug


He raises some very good points. :thumbsup

In a blaze of glory....

You haven't been married long enough to make that decision yet.

I'd watch re-runs of the Golden Girls and Designing Women, then I'd put on a kerosine soaked summer dress, strap a video camera to my head, light the dress, jump off the top of the Golden Gate Bridge and see how many flips I could get in before I hit the water.

Hey - arnt you supposed to be putting AFF banners up on all your sites tonight? :upsidedow

I don't get it.

I would Join THE ARMY AND ....hehehehe ....wow just immagined it....the middle east would be soooooo fucked if i was Kamikaze...ahahahahaha....i farted just now :(

that minus the cliff :thumbsup

sick i couldnt do it lol