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Sally 03-27-2002 11:00 AM

Love Scent Phermones?
 
Are these programmes worth running?
Wat sort of convertions have u got?
Any programmes u recommend?

Exxxotica 03-27-2002 12:29 PM

Phermones smell like bologna.

boneprone 03-27-2002 12:35 PM

I have a 60% increase in dogs fucking my leg while wearing it.
That bologna scent drives em nuts!

Fletch XXX 03-27-2002 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sally
Are these programmes worth running?
Wat sort of convertions have u got?
Any programmes u recommend?

I dont get it, kinda like Cartman and pubes, why would someone buy pheromones when they are naturally secreted from your body daily. I could understand if you had not the glands to produce them, but everyday porn surfers come on?

What kind of bullshit is this? We are telling our surfers they cant get their dicks up they need viagra, then we tell them theyre dicks are too small, take these fucking penile enlargment pills, now we tell them they cant even sweat right! :1orglaugh

Chicks dig natural pheromones, but I cant understand how you could bottle them,... again like Cartman from South Park buying some guys pubes cuz his hadnt grown inyet...

HAHAHA:1orglaugh

Go sell ya pill and ya juices, Im going push smut. and real drugs. If you people keep selling this medical shit, surfers may actually go out and get pussy, and I cannot allow this to happen. Down with Viagra, Penis Enlargers, and Pheromones. I want my boys home tugging!

:Graucho

PTP-Ron 03-28-2002 12:18 AM

Or thoughts at ProductsThatPay.com are this:

If your getting plenty of action, why would you be surfing porn all day. Even so, what a perfect market, if you have a hard-on 8 out of the 14 waking hours, lets help these men find more place to put it.

Lets give these surfers what they really want, they want women and lots of them, and that's the purpose behind APCForMen.com (Our Pheromone Site) & VideoDatingSystem.com (Our learn how to get more women site)

Please send your thoughts, mail bombs and opinions.. I would be most interested.

Talk Soon,
Ron
[email protected]

Fletch XXX 03-28-2002 12:30 AM

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boneprone 03-28-2002 03:38 AM

The productsthatpay people are cool .
Met them in Vegas.
Ron's Girlfriend is hot, so they must work.

Future Boneprone Family members.

boneprone 03-28-2002 03:39 AM

and they do work!
She was wearing some and I wanted her pretty bad.

Then Ron put some on and I wanted him soo bad I jerked off at night just thinking of him.

The shit had a weird impact on me.

BruceM 03-28-2002 03:56 AM

Hey Ron, when are you going to add webmaster referrals?

Sally 03-28-2002 05:59 AM

I must admit i cant understand why anyone would buy this crap.
I mean, the things a girl looks for in a guy is simple : 1. He must be good looking, 2. must have money and be prepared to spend it on you, cox if he wont spend money on you then he`s a no no, 3. you gf`s must also want this guy, coz if they dont, u wont want him also. Simple.
So, wats the key the key to picking up women for a one night stand?
Easy, pay her friends money to pretend they desperetly want to go to bed with you, And i gaurentee she will be begging you!!!!
Why is it that no guy has figured this out!

Jakke PNG 03-28-2002 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sally
1. He must be good looking,
2. must have money and be prepared to spend it on you, cox if he wont spend money on you then he`s a no no,
3. you gf`s must also want this guy, coz if they dont, u wont want him also. Simple.

You obviously have no idea of what you're talking about.

1. I'm not good looking
2. I don't spend ANY money on my girl
3. I don't get this.

..And I've been with the same girl for over 2 years now, and I would have had dozens of one-night stands during this period if I'd wanted. But I didn't, I'm such a nice guy.
It must be my charming personality, or maybe us finns lack the american style of dating only goodlooking people, no matter how fucking dumb they are. :)
Cheers.

CRAB 03-28-2002 07:13 AM

dating ugly girls and then telling everyone how good you are at getting chicks is stupid

Lev 03-28-2002 07:30 AM

Quote:

Easy, pay her friends money to pretend they desperetly want to go to bed with you, And i gaurentee she will be begging you!!!!
Why is it that no guy has figured this out!

I dont know why it works, but it's very true. Girls think in a weird way.

Jakke PNG 03-28-2002 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CRAB
dating ugly girls and then telling everyone how good you are at getting chicks is stupid
Nope. Hanging from Boneprones nuts and calling other people stupid is stupid. Besides I was referring to my own looks, not the girls'

ServerGenius 03-28-2002 08:36 AM

It's the pickup line....guys the pickup line......

Here's my favorite:

When you see 2 girls in a club there is usually a pretty one and
her ugly friend. Walk over to the ugly one and ask her if she likes
to dance....Of course she will say yes.....

Tell her: Fuck of then so I can have a private chat with your cute
friend here!

You can thank me later :winkwink:

DynaMite


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