WIN OVER $500!! Christmas Cash from SapphicCash!
 

SapphicCash is spreading some Christmas Cheer with a $500 CASH GIVEAWAY!

To win, all you have to do is post! Each 24th post, that contains an elf joke, picture or at least a mention of elves, gets 20 points. The person with the most points at the end of the competition wins the $500 Cash.

And that?s not all! Once a day, SapphicCash will announce an Instant Prize Spot of $50 plus 50 BONUS POINTS. We won?t give you much notice, so you?ll need to keep your eye on the competition.

How to Enter:

1. Simply include an elf joke, picture or some mention of elves in your post
2. Every 24th post wins 20 points ONLY if it also includes something about elves
3. The person with the most points at the end of the competition wins $500 cash
4. Post an elf joke or picture on the selected random post number and win $50 cash PLUS 50 bonus points
5. Winner will be announced here on Friday 9th December

The Rules:

1. No consecutive posts
2. GFY must allow the thread to run ? get it banned and no Christmas Cash!
3. Please be respectful and follow the rules (Santa only comes to nice boys and girls)
4. Competition ends midnight on Thursday 8th December 2005 PST
5. Judge?s decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into

Haven?t heard of SapphicCash? That?s because we?ve been happy to be quiet achievers in the past. But in 2006 we?re planning on changing that! We?ll be introducing innovative new incentives and promotions along with some exciting new sites, and more. Why not join us ready for a very exciting 2006. We know you?ll be glad you did!

me first

Great stuff :thumbsup

wow, another great promo!! Count me iN!!

Sounds like a fun promo. Now I need to get some good jokes.

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bumps0000000000

nice promo from sapphic cash :)

hehe, we'll be very soon at the first one :)

Not elf related but funny in holiday cheer! Good luck with the contest:
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ok, let me start with some elf jokes; )

What kind of music do elves like best?
"Wrap" music!

Lets start over...

here's one bump!! :pimp

beta tester is here :Oh crap

Q: What does an elf learn in school?

A: The elf-abet!

getting closer :)

excellent promo! ;)

sure I am :pimp

keep the faith ... :P

By the way, very nice promo! And elves are cute.

4 to go though :)))

Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
Elfis!

What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!

Why do elves scratch themselves?
Because they're the only ones who know where its itchy!

An Elf walked into a bar. The Dwarf laughed and walked under it.

so, elves are now popular? ;)

What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills! :)

elfs are gay

i think i just won

only the ones in SF.

fuck its a hard one!!!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

the loader - is the first winner.

Congratulations!

as I know people have to be at least 60 days members of gfy in order to participate in contests...

its not in the rules!

2Kerry
thank you man :thumbsup

Yea, so Trent must be a first winner :Graucho

Well done :)

what are u talking about people there is no rule like that!

hey freeloader, that's basic GFY rule!!

great contest

here's one for the cause...

come on people keep posting

I am posting,,,,for 48th :P

GFY is a bit slow for me...

Same here now

Killing Elf Ego


An male elf was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could
never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love
with a elf nurse.

One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft
music and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of
his problem.

"Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh."

Blushing the man drops his trousers. "It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots
smaller than that."

"Really?" the relieved elf asked.

She nodded. "Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit."

Where do you find elves?
Depends where you left them!

Here's one from me:
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

Because he had low "elf" esteem!

Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
Because he had the drum sticks!

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.