Squirrels Eatin My Grass
 

wtf, i was out havin a smoke and wonderin why my grass looks all shitty like...then i see a squirrel chewin up a big ol divot.
I hollered at the nasty little bastard, but it just looked at me like Fuck You..it was my grass first.
So i went to get my 9, but my wife says i cant shoot the squirrels..what the fuck? :helpme

shoot all of them, they've been eating off the carbage barrel all the time and making a fucking mess. Shoot them all!!! :ak47: :ak47:

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Little fucker, what the fuck does he think I Have 2 cans together for......:ak47: He'll never touch my Bud again


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You should be glad he's not chewing your nuts.

You can get a free lunch... Just fry the bitch....tastes better than chicken wings :)

get a dog or something - so it will chase them away

Zubr have you tried it??

Damm Man killing him is one thing Eating Him is another:Buck:

Zubr is right, i had it before, not bad..but ya can't eat just one. :winkwink:

Got to the garden store... they have these large lifelike plastic owls you fill with sand... put it out there someplace on a porch rail or somewhere and the squirrels will go away. You DO have to move it every day tho to a new spot or they'll figure out its not real. Worked great for us to run squirrels and pigeons off. Possums are a diff story tho... :winkwink:

goto the store get a bag of squirrel feed and a LONG needle.. inject the nuts with liquid rat poison or drainon... teach em to play with ur grass and nuts!


bunky

if he tries to chew my nuts, he's gettin shot fer sure :BangBang:

Those bastards got me a few months ago!! right after i put down new grass..