Dear Loryn,
 

I was drunk. I don't remember even coming home.
I think I tipped the cab driver a 100 bucks. :eek7


Sorry I missed your call, I will return it asap.


To answer your question: boxer briefs and a t-shirt.

Loryn while your checking this thread for messages, could you please let me know if you find the nutcuffs I left at your place. Thanks.

Loryn, I'm so sorry the cock ring was too loose and slipped off. :( I really thought my penis was a lot bigger.

Behave you fucking asshats.

I have an excuse, I'm still drunk.

Loryn I fucking hate you and I hope you are continuing to read this and then read some more of these really random and totally pointless words that I am typing, so watch out because this sentence is going to end with a period.

I guess I'll just go lick my moustache for another taste while membories of whips, a tire swing, and caramel corn drift through my head.