Shoot Real Women Online [TOO FUNNY]
 

Ever dreamed about shooting bikinigirls online? Well here's your chance:

http://www.live-paintball.com/

:1orglaugh oh fuck I found this so original I signed up for a trial myself.

and how does it looks like? like on the video? :P

What the fuck?

lol the vid is great :1orglaugh

LOL that's gold

LMAO, they're going to make a killing.

exactly... thinking outside of the box pays

I dont understand lol

hmmm not exactly a new idea. Live hunter or something like that has been around for a while now. Except it's real guns.
I own livesniper, it was going to be a parody of the hunter site, but where you would feel like you were shooting real people.
Thankfully other projects took precedence. :1orglaugh

man, that chick is gonna have a nice welt on her ass lol

This idea is 100 times better then your copy. Its a parodie on the Live Hunter. The sniper thing is just bad taste. This is taking it to the edge. They are gonna make a kill.

that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. Doesn't mean it won't do well, but that anyone would go to all that trouble for such a stupid idea boggles my mind. :helpme

well he has alot more than just bikini girls.

I see a pretty good idea in his initial idea of "shooting your boss"

You could basically rent the system for company promotions like..

REALITYCASH PRESENTS " shoot lensman"

10 affiliates will be chosen for a chance to shoot lensman..

Then hand out prizes for whoever "kills" lensman ( with paintballs )

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Imagine if you were a kid in school , they have a contest to shoot your principle or something

All fluff -- no substance --- yet
 

I signed up for the demo and once you get in the 'Members Area' you see nothing more than 7 week old 'updates' asking us to be patient while they work on developing the site more.

They say that my card won't be re-billed until they're up and running and I've gotten a full month of service, but I got ZERO information or access for the buck I forked over just now. Yeah, it's only a buck but it's a principle thing.

Everything of interest is 'coming soon' in their Members Area.

I agree that it will do very well if they can get their act together AND find willing girls.

14.95 for 10 minutes. Plus another 5 bucks for ammo. Let's say the girl get's 10 bucks plus a piece of the paintball sales and Membership sales (I'm being generous) , she'll get maybe $75 an hour if she's booked for 4 - 5 shoots per hour.

Either the computer is programmed to have terrible aim or these poor girls are gonna get burnt out in a day or to. Maybe less.

Realistically, they'd have a better chance of making this work if instead of bikinis, the girls wore some kind of sexy, yet protective garments. Sure, it would diminish some of the fun for the guys, but the girls would more likely actually be available to work this thing.

My .02

(Still looking for a totally turn-key adult site to lease or rent -- no split deals)

"That Hurts thats the Fleshy Part that hurts" says the Hick Chick

You Might Be a RedNeck if you shoot you girlfriend
in the ass with a PaintBallGun...................................... ...........LOL

It's from the same guys as that live hunter website actually.

yo. no fucking way those girls can survive getting shot more than once or twice. for those who ever paintballed, you know how much that shit hurts. i had fucking broozes on me for a month after just a few hours of playing AND I had protective gear on.

neat idea, but unless he's planning on importing asians in boatloads willing to go through this torture shit, i don't think he'll find too many fine girls (like the one in the preview) to take a beating.

Shut up! That is fucking great.

that's a tranny

that girl was a nasty hic.

Yeh tell me about it, getting shot on bare skin like that must be killer

that's a pretty cool idea. I'll try it when its up.

They ought to just put web-controlled guns inside a real paintball arena where people are playing... so you have real targets of people playing a real paintball game and you can contribute to the outcome.

great vid :1orglaugh

If they have the money to set up the guns in a shit load of lacations, so that no matter where the girl goes, then it may be worth it. But if it is just one gun, then you have to wait for her to come to you. And that is boaring.

Before clicking something tells me I will be wasting a lot of time tonight. :1orglaugh

that's what i was thinking, that they have regular matches going on, and people (the net users) can contorl turret's. say 2-3 per team (4-6 total) players at a time over the net charging them whatever amount say 14.95 x 6 = 89.70 per hour(match) on top of the regular paintballer's fee's..

would be kinda cool if they could do that then you know you got some backup sorta deal for the real players... but at least your trying to shoot people that ARE playing paintball.

hell, make a target that is pressure sensitive so that the real players can disable the net controlled gun for say 5-10 seconds to allow the enemy to get by it and capture the flag or whatever. Make it so that people cannot just keep taking out the right after another, maybe you can take out each turret 3 times per round, round meaning 10 min rounds of capture the flag or domination etc...

but you'd have to work out all those details to keep everyone happy, but i don't really wanna pay to shoot a girl in a bikini with paint, maybe some sperm but not paint, just for the hell of it. Give me an objective and a feeling of gratification a.k.a being on a "real" players team helping them win the match.

now i'm just rambling on..... :error

doh, shoot with paintballs? thats kinda dumb

When I read this post, I thought it was something like the playboy mansion game.

Where you could do like a live video shoot of girls in bikini's and direct them to
do certain poses and whatnot, then perhaps you get a copy of the
video for home viewing purposes???

I think that would make much more LOOT, anyone want to invest? :)

Link please?

Just as a guess I bet the guns do not shoot as hard as regular ones OR the balls are different somehow... Plus the girls have the advantage of the computer lag time so they are less likely to get hit as often. Bob and weave alot and it would be REALLY hard to actually get them lined up..


That all is IF it is real since that is now in question...

Funny.
I hate the website.

You pussy, I used to play paintball with girls every day and not one of them complained about the pain like you just did. :2 cents:

Okay, apparently I'm the only one that thinks the concept of shooting scantily-clad women is pretty fucking sick and twisted. Seriously, in what part of a demented/tortured mind is it that finds it amusing or gratifying to intentionally harm a woman - whether she's a willing participant or not?

So you say "relax, it's just for amusement". Fair enough, for most people. Whatever turns you on I guess. Maybe the online version is toned down a bit ...

However, the real, live version of this (I think it's in Las Vegas) the concept is paying money to hunt down and shoot naked women in a real paintball arena is a sign your mental health needs some serious aid. And I'm sure the Feds would love to get their hands on the registration list to cross-reference with serial killers ...

its sick allright

lol sweet !

lol.. pretty creative, I'd say.

looks very nice.

I'm with you, Kevsh.

looks very very nice...

not too funny for me either.

Total bullshit.

Here's your link: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/bambi.asp

That's total bullshit, that story originates from 2003 and is about another site. Learn to fucking read!

Ok, get back to me when that site is actually usable.

Point was it was bullshit before, it's bullshit again.

I'll be waiting for the green light that shooting live women with paintballs from your living room is a go, until then :321GFY