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Jman 12-07-2005 12:16 PM

FleshLight Report !!!
 
After having my lady butt soaked in hot water and rubbing alcohol for an hour, I then proceeded gettign the alcohol down straight to her but for I like my lady butt clean.

Once all clean up I put on some music dimed the lights and served meself a glass of red wine. But since with lady butt there's not much foreplay going on I quickly downed my wine and headed straight to the shower.

Got it all nice wet and steamy and got it. Once in as per my fellow GFYer's suggested I lubed lady butt to the max and proceeded. Since the hot water was messing up the lube and all and after being at it for a lill while we decided to move to the bedroom. O(nc ein the bedroom things got wild. I put on Playboy channel and butt fucked lady butt until my engin exploded.

Lady Butt is a great companion and does a great job on getting me off. The only down size of things is she can be a little farty (makes a lot of fart noise)

I give :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup to Lady Butt and as I said last night

The Perfect Theme Song for the FleshLights would defenitly be "No More Lonely Nights!!!"

Thanks Odie for introducing me to Lady Butt!!!

BradM 12-07-2005 12:17 PM

"Lady" butt, yeah sure. :1orglaugh

Martin 12-07-2005 12:18 PM

This has gone to far LOL

Ramos 12-07-2005 12:19 PM

:pimp Promote Fleshlights and make Bank! :pimp

Tanker 12-07-2005 12:19 PM

Jman and Ladybutt got it on Rosey is going to be pissed she has been replaced

leedogg 12-07-2005 12:20 PM

I heard you get that much pussy Jman that a fleshlight would not be needed?
I guess remembering all their names gets tough though........

shermo 12-07-2005 12:20 PM

Are you sure it's the mold of a lady butt? Juicy told me it was a replica of super twink's.

Tanker 12-07-2005 12:20 PM

her sisters still get to poke the ladybutt though


Hey Jman how do you know its Ladybutt and not RamosButt

pornguy 12-07-2005 12:22 PM

Dman. Did you bother to kiss her first? I hope you did, or she may never forgive you.

Jman 12-07-2005 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanker
her sisters still get to poke the ladybutt though


Hey Jman how do you know its Ladybutt and not RamosButt


Cause Odie gave it to me ;-)

Ramos 12-07-2005 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan
After having my lady butt soaked in hot water !!!

Scott is your friend and you shouldn't refer to his butt like that :2 cents:

Ramos 12-07-2005 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanker
her sisters still get to poke the ladybutt though


Hey Jman how do you know its Ladybutt and not RamosButt

ButtLight..........Ultra Tight :winkwink:

Gnat69 12-07-2005 12:27 PM

Hey did you take any video of you and Lady Butt?????

sweetums 12-07-2005 12:29 PM

I am so disturbed right now ;)

Jman 12-07-2005 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gnat69
Hey did you take any video of you and Lady Butt?????

I taught the deal was you where goign to come and film... To Do a Lady Butt POV is not as easy as it seems.

Last night was my first date with Lady Butt, I will give her a try with the camera hte next time I hook up with Lady Butt I promise :pimp

Rinaldo 12-07-2005 12:34 PM

Great story, I have yet to try my ass to mouth combo yet, but am planning it for a lonely night without michelle

Gnat69 12-07-2005 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan
I taught the deal was you where goign to come and film... To Do a Lady Butt POV is not as easy as it seems.

Last night was my first date with Lady Butt, I will give her a try with the camera hte next time I hook up with Lady Butt I promise :pimp

That's what I want to see, more effort. We all need to learn from the pro I say. If you need help I believe Ramos has some spare time to film you, hopefully he won't get jealous and try to shove his pecker in lady butt the same time as you...... :1orglaugh

Ramos 12-07-2005 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gnat69
If you need help I believe Ramos has some spare time to film you, hopefully he won't get jealous and try to shove his pecker in lady butt the same time as you...... :1orglaugh

I all ready did! :winkwink:

Jman 12-07-2005 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
I all ready did! :winkwink:

Twinks 4 Life!!! :1orglaugh

Hollywood Horwitz 12-07-2005 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanker
Jman and Ladybutt got it on Rosey is going to be pissed she has been replaced

lol :1orglaugh youve been cheating on Rosey!

phonesex 12-07-2005 01:35 PM

congrats!

Gnat69 12-07-2005 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
I all ready did! :winkwink:

and that is why your the MAN!!!! :thumbsup

gornyhuy 12-07-2005 02:17 PM

I"m saving my self for the vag model. Hope it comes soon.


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