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Starting from 1 Nov 2005 we have embedded icoo-points system at Icoo Cash.
With every sale, with every buck earned with us, whenever you do something good for Icoo Cash (see list below), you will be granted with some icoo-points.
We want you to be always with us, we need you as a strong and powerful business-partner forever. And if we can do something for our good partners we doing it!

So, here our rules:

This action starts at 1-st of November and will never end.
New webmasters starting from 0 icoo-points, to those who working with us long time ago we calculated some points as a present!
Those webmasters who passed 500 icoo-points will be paid +10% to their earnings in the end of every payment period.
Those webmasters who passed 1000 icoo-points will be paid +20% to their earnings in the end of every payment period.
Those webmasters who passed 12500 icoo-points will be paid +30% to their earnings in the end of every payment period.
Those who got 25000 points and more will get +50% to their earnings for life and a new SMART ROADSTER from us as special present!

Again, this is not a time limited campaign, so EVERY OUR WEBMASTER WILL GET A SMART ROADSTER AND 50% ON TOP from all future earnings with Icoo Cash! Just for some of you it could take less time than to others.
What car it will be and how we would deliver it to you:

First, no chance to exchange car for money! All of you must get a car, and we will shot some photo and video of your happy face (face could be covered with smile icon if you wish), we will shot hot chicks around your car and the moment of getting a key. This we need for our promo campaigns, sorry :)
If you don't need a car we can buy it for your wife, friend etc...
If you are webmistress or we giving a car to your wife, there would be cool guys instead of hot chicks, so be ready for that ;-)
It will be a standart 60Kw Smart Roadster, red + grey (the colors of IcooCash.com site), ICOO will be written on the number plate. Actually it will looks same as shown above. But we left one option for you, - we can buy a BRABUS edition of this roadster or SMART FOR FOUR, then we will ask you to get
at least 30K icoo-points first.
You can choose where it is better for you to collect a car, from any of our offices in Cyprus, Moscow or San-Francisco, on the next webmaster show, Internext, Webmaster Access Europe or AWM Open,
or we can buy it in your city, but only if you have a Smart dealer, and it's not a big pain in ass for us to come to your region with all cameras, money, and hot chicks.
Delivering a car could be delayed because of Smart dealers, from our side we will do our best to deliver you a new car as soon as possible.

Now, how to obtain icoo-points:

Make money with us. Every $1 earned from 1-st November equal +1 icoo point. If you earned 500,1000,12500 icoo-points and getting some money on top already, we will calculate that bonus money as icoo-points as well. So, more icoo-points you have means easier you collecting them.
ATTN: Only in November 2005. Every dollar made using our new hosted galleries will be counted
as 2 points. Please use our new FHGs/FMGs!
Have our link or banner in your signature on as many webmaster boards as you can. Posts with our link worth 0.25 points, post with our banner or with interesting and attractive text in signature worth 0.5 points per post. To participate you need to add our link or banner, make a first post on boards,
and send us links to that first posts to [email protected], so we will write you current post count and every month would be able to measure how many posts with our signature you did and add points on your account. No zillion posts in 1 topic and pointless posts please. Cheaters will loose all their points and start from 0.
Make FHG/FMG, FPA, banners, freesites or mini-sites and other promo materials for us. Every unique gallery design worth 50 points, every gallery in same template worth 5 points. Plus you will get 10% from all sales made through you promo from all webmaster. This could be a lot of money and icoo-points. So if you wish to participate, please contact us.
Teach other webmasters how to sell, show them your custom maden solutions, share with your best ideas. Here is a board made especially to show how you selling, to share ideas and discuss all
questions about Icoo Cash http://fuckingbusiness.com/viewforum.php?f=2. Every post there worth 1 point, every useful suggestion or answer 5 points, if you would find a good idea or you made a great site and let us show it as an example to other webmaster it could be up to several hundreds points.
Contact us if you did that in the end of every month, to calculate your points on board and add to your account.
Invite other webmasters, each referred webmaster worth 10 points, when he will make his first sale you will get +40 points, when he reached his first payment you will get +150 points. This points
you will get in addition to wm referal commssion of course. Help them to reach their first payment!
Bring ideas. Contact us if you have ideas, any help will be appreciated and your points bar will grow as well.

Good luck to all of us!