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GoLiaT 12-10-2005 05:43 AM

who is the oldest porn guy in here ?
 
when are we to old for this shit ?
i cant imagine myself doing this at 50

XxXotic 12-10-2005 05:47 AM

paul markham is like 103 I think

SilverTab 12-10-2005 05:48 AM

huh?? Why 50?? its not that old?!

I thought you meant the oldest pornstar LOL

HomerSimpson 12-10-2005 05:49 AM

why not? Hef is old like a bible and still can fuck... :pimp
so U can too hang on this forum :)

ThumbLord 12-10-2005 06:13 AM

today I became very old, 54 that is LOL

Manowar 12-10-2005 07:08 AM

Paul Markham is pretty old

gangbangjoe 12-10-2005 07:09 AM

headless mum :1orglaugh

mardigras 12-10-2005 07:12 AM

Paul Markham could probably run circles 'round most of you whippersnappers :upsidedow

G-Money Stacks 12-10-2005 07:16 AM

Baddog or Mr skin or the content guy paul.

StuartD 12-10-2005 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Money Stacks
Baddog or Mr skin or the content guy paul.

I'm sure you mean Hank, but Hank isn't "mr skin" anymore.

XxXotic 12-10-2005 07:32 AM

I'm pretty sure shemp and zilla are older then baddog aren't they?

XxXotic 12-10-2005 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThumbLord
today I became very old, 54 that is LOL

happy bday :thumbsup

Basic_man 12-10-2005 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverTab
huh?? Why 50?? its not that old?!

I thought you meant the oldest pornstar LOL

That would be Ron Jeremy !

Mutt 12-10-2005 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoLiaT
when are we to old for this shit ?
i cant imagine myself doing this at 50

alrighty - well what are you imagining yourself doing at 50? chief of cardiac surgery at Johns Hopkins? flight commander with NASA? commissioner of major league baseball?

get real - you're in porn at 20 or whatever you are for a reason - and you'll be in porn at 50 for the same reason.

Nasty 12-10-2005 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoLiaT
when are we to old for this shit ?
i cant imagine myself doing this at 50

Hey, watch it, I'm 50

JFK 12-10-2005 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nasty
Hey, watch it, I'm 50

you young whipper snapper :1orglaugh

Yngwie 12-10-2005 07:56 AM

I'm only 31

ThumbLord 12-10-2005 08:00 AM

thanks XxXotic !

ContentSHOOTER 12-10-2005 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt
alrighty - well what are you imagining yourself doing at 50? chief of cardiac surgery at Johns Hopkins? flight commander with NASA? commissioner of major league baseball?

get real - you're in porn at 20 or whatever you are for a reason - and you'll be in porn at 50 for the same reason.



I would have to agree with Mutt on this... :winkwink:

SpeakEasy 12-10-2005 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt
alrighty - well what are you imagining yourself doing at 50? chief of cardiac surgery at Johns Hopkins? flight commander with NASA? commissioner of major league baseball?

get real - you're in porn at 20 or whatever you are for a reason - and you'll be in porn at 50 for the same reason.

If you have 1/2 a brain you should have enough money (after a few years in the biz) to move yourself into the mainstream world, or simply retire. If you're still making free sites and submitting galleries after a few years in this biz, then you are a loser and will always be a loser, or extremely unlucky. :2 cents: :1orglaugh

Linkster 12-10-2005 08:19 AM

Happy Birthday Thumblord and Im right behind ya - and I love doing this even being over 50 - sure is better than that boring nuclear physicist job I had for years

ThumbLord 12-10-2005 08:21 AM

thanks Linkster !

Marshal 12-10-2005 08:38 AM

i have no idea who could really be the oldest...:D

GoLiaT 12-10-2005 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt
alrighty - well what are you imagining yourself doing at 50? chief of cardiac surgery at Johns Hopkins? flight commander with NASA? commissioner of major league baseball?

get real - you're in porn at 20 or whatever you are for a reason - and you'll be in porn at 50 for the same reason.

i guess you have a point there lol

davecummings 12-10-2005 09:46 AM

65, and Counting:-)
 
I turned 65 last March, have finally gotten a prescription for Viagra (I never want to let a Director down by me not being UP to par---e.g., for the recent 2-hour orgy scene in "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 50", I took a blue pill because I had to get oral and screw all five wives in that shoot), and I shoot regularly for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series. I also remain active in the world of swinging, and with my groupie girls.

Yes, I do collect Social Security! And, like almost everyday, I will soon be heading to the beach for a nice breakfast and a 4-6 mile brisk-walk/slow jog.

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com

justsexxx 12-10-2005 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davecummings
I turned 65 last March, have finally gotten a prescription for Viagra (I never want to let a Director down by me not being UP to par---e.g., for the recent 2-hour orgy scene in "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 50", I took a blue pill because I had to get oral and screw all five wives in that shoot), and I shoot regularly for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series. I also remain active in the world of swinging, and with my groupie girls.

Yes, I do collect Social Security! And, like almost everyday, I will soon be heading to the beach for a nice breakfast and a 4-6 mile brisk-walk/slow jog.

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com


I think we have a winner here :)

directfiesta 12-10-2005 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davecummings
I turned 65 last March, have finally gotten a prescription for Viagra (I never want to let a Director down by me not being UP to par---e.g., for the recent 2-hour orgy scene in "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 50", I took a blue pill because I had to get oral and screw all five wives in that shoot), and I shoot regularly for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series. I also remain active in the world of swinging, and with my groupie girls.

Yes, I do collect Social Security! And, like almost everyday, I will soon be heading to the beach for a nice breakfast and a 4-6 mile brisk-walk/slow jog.

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com

:thumbsup and many more years.

Doctor Dre 12-10-2005 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson
why not? Hef is old like a bible and still can fuck... :pimp
so U can too hang on this forum :)

Damn I should have thought about this character before...

How the fuck do you know if the old man can fuck

bobby666 12-10-2005 10:13 AM

39, still for some weeks

baddog 12-10-2005 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic
I'm pretty sure shemp and zilla are older then baddog aren't they?


As is Tia

baddog 12-10-2005 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeakEasy
If you have 1/2 a brain you should have enough money (after a few years in the biz) to move yourself into the mainstream world, or simply retire. If you're still making free sites and submitting galleries after a few years in this biz, then you are a loser and will always be a loser, or extremely unlucky. :2 cents: :1orglaugh


There is a helluva lot more to this industry than making galleries and free sites. Maybe you are the loser around here.

Why is mainstream better than adult? I deal with both, and to be honest, I have a lot more fun with the adult side, and at this point in my life, fun is where it is at.

Retirement is highly overrated.

baddog 12-10-2005 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThumbLord
today I became very old, 54 that is LOL


Congrats. Does the AARP still hound you, or did you break down and join? If you did, are you glad you did?

ThumbLord 12-10-2005 11:42 AM

AARP ?
no clue what they are sorry doggy

ThumbLord 12-10-2005 11:46 AM

American Association of Retired People ?

ThumbLord 12-10-2005 11:46 AM

Anti American Retarded Persons

Spunky 12-10-2005 11:51 AM

I'm in my 40's..there's a few of us

Violetta 12-10-2005 11:53 AM

ennifrog, Hippopotamus, rebelgirl23, lankz, SDSimon all turned 63 today according to the gfy calendar!

Linkster 12-10-2005 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Congrats. Does the AARP still hound you, or did you break down and join? If you did, are you glad you did?

I joined and Im glad I did - discounts on everything LOL - the only drawback is the almost daily mailings from insurance companies and prescription cards etc that appear in the mailbox

baddog 12-10-2005 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThumbLord
AARP ?
no clue what they are sorry doggy


Nevermind, just noticed you were in NL -

AARP= American Association of Retired Perverts or something like that.

KingK7 12-10-2005 11:56 AM

Me:
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http://www.hornygrandmothers.com/

baddog 12-10-2005 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkster
I joined and Im glad I did - discounts on everything LOL - the only drawback is the almost daily mailings from insurance companies and prescription cards etc that appear in the mailbox


Can't be worse than the spam I get in my email telling me my cock isn't long enough or that I suffer from ED, or if I had a wife and dog she would prefer it over me.

BTW, I responded to your question in the Vegas thread that I was planning on getting in around 2 or 3 on the 4th. What's up?

Linkster 12-10-2005 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Can't be worse than the spam I get in my email telling me my cock isn't long enough or that I suffer from ED, or if I had a wife and dog she would prefer it over me.

BTW, I responded to your question in the Vegas thread that I was planning on getting in around 2 or 3 on the 4th. What's up?

Ill hit ya up Monday with some info :)

Nasty 12-10-2005 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeakEasy
If you have 1/2 a brain you should have enough money (after a few years in the biz) to move yourself into the mainstream world, or simply retire. If you're still making free sites and submitting galleries after a few years in this biz, then you are a loser and will always be a loser, or extremely unlucky. :2 cents: :1orglaugh

Sure, I guess if mainstream is you goal, I've been there and done that, I was the cto of the first internet yellow pages and prior to that I owned my own mainstream media company, used to manage some of mindsprings online advertising, that was 1995.

Built a little program called shotgun in 96 and a company bought me out hired me as their cto, sent me to oracle school for a few years and when they sold I cashed my stock and started another mainstream company building online tools based on oracle, built that company for a few years and after a failed ipo in 2002 I lost it all and said fuck mainstream.

As far as making money, online adult is like taking candy from a baby, I started the adult business with less than nothing, was a few hundred g in the hole and now Im flush, why the fuck would I want to go the mainstream route again?

Hell, compared to my mainstream experience, this is like being retired and I get paid for it :thumbsup

SilentKnight 12-10-2005 12:40 PM

40-something here - and still workin' both sides of the camera.

Age is just a state of mind.

xlogger 12-10-2005 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davecummings
I turned 65 last March, have finally gotten a prescription for Viagra (I never want to let a Director down by me not being UP to par---e.g., for the recent 2-hour orgy scene in "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 50", I took a blue pill because I had to get oral and screw all five wives in that shoot), and I shoot regularly for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series. I also remain active in the world of swinging, and with my groupie girls.

Yes, I do collect Social Security! And, like almost everyday, I will soon be heading to the beach for a nice breakfast and a 4-6 mile brisk-walk/slow jog.

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com

65??????????????? No fucking way dude! :thumbsup

the Shemp 12-10-2005 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic
I'm pretty sure shemp and zilla are older then baddog aren't they?

yup, im 55, i think Zilla is one year older, although he has retired from the biz...

davecummings 12-10-2005 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by davecummings
I turned 65 last March, have finally gotten a prescription for Viagra (I never want to let a Director down by me not being UP to par---e.g., for the recent 2-hour orgy scene in "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 50", I took a blue pill because I had to get oral and screw all five wives in that shoot), and I shoot regularly for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series. I also remain active in the world of swinging, and with my groupie girls.

Yes, I do collect Social Security! And, like almost everyday, I will soon be heading to the beach for a nice breakfast and a 4-6 mile brisk-walk/slow jog.

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com


65??????????????? No fucking way dude!
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jayeff 12-10-2005 03:43 PM

Another 55 here: born June 1950. Glad to see I'm in good company...

ThumbLord 12-10-2005 04:33 PM

So Rob I am even younger then you ? LOL
I am having my birthday today ( saturday 10th of December ) turning 54 and I always had in mind you were at least 2 years younger then me. LOL

Fucksakes 12-10-2005 05:34 PM

I thought I was getting to old for this at 30, I feel alot better now, thou the online adult biz only been around for 10 so years, and the bullshit that came through the past years, I am scared to see what the next 10-20 years will bring. I know many ppl banking asap incase the end ever comes near.


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