i make the best fucking...
 

smoothies on the face of the earth.

i think i should be a nutritionist.

share your secret please.

Did you stir it up with your dick?

all around good stuff. one of these a day and you are set.

1 cup of blueberries
1 cup of mangos
2 cups of strawberries
16oz of fresh squezzed OJ
tablespoon of honey (to sweeten the tartness of all the berries)
1 oz of Body Balance liquid vitamins (www.lifeforce-intl.com)
scoop of soy protein powder
two droppers of milk thistle
two charcoal capsules emptied into the mixture
one capsule of yohimbe for (man strength) ROFL
2 tablespoons of psyllium husks (fiber)

puree like a madman and pur into 34oz cup.

YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no you can't taste any of the vitamins or supplements. at all.

only on tuesdays.

i have many more recipes. i think i will make a book.

"A Party Animal's Guide SMOOTHIE MAKING, Living Healthy (Sometimes), and Having Fun"

Co-Authored by Ozzy Osbourne

I'll see if I can make some for Christmas dinner