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Sarah_Jayne 12-15-2005 03:45 PM

Some pleasures a man will never know
 
and one of them is the feeling of finally taking off an underwire bra you have been wearing all day. I suspect some men here might know that feeling but not most ;)

Still, I guess I will never know whatever joy guys get from scratching their balls so I am sure it evens out.

Maxy 12-15-2005 03:46 PM

do girls do the shake when they finally take a leak they've been holding in?

swoop 12-15-2005 03:49 PM

hmmmm,. BOOBIES ;)

Nookster 12-15-2005 03:50 PM

- just got done scratching my balls :)

Sarah_Jayne 12-15-2005 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maxy
do girls do the shake when they finally take a leak they've been holding in?


I don't but I can't speak for all women.

aico 12-15-2005 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
Still, I guess I will never know whatever joy guys get from scratching their balls so I am sure it evens out.

It's similar to when you put your legs up on the wall of the bathtub and let the faucet water run between your legs.

Sarah_Jayne 12-15-2005 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by aico
It's similar to when you put your legs up on the wall of the bathtub and let the faucet water run between your legs.


You know? That has never done anything for me other than get me clean. A vibrator doesn't do much for me so I guess the shower head wouldn't either. Penetration is where it is at for me..vibration just makes me numb.

aico 12-15-2005 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
You know? That has never done anything for me other than get me clean. A vibrator doesn't do much for me so I guess the shower head wouldn't either. Penetration is where it is at for me..vibration just makes me numb.

Maybe you need better water pressure. It is why, after all, that women love to go to Niagra Falls, it's not cuz of it being romantic, it's cuz they can fantasize about all that water pressure.

Tala 12-15-2005 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
and one of them is the feeling of finally taking off an underwire bra you have been wearing all day. I suspect some men here might know that feeling but not most ;)

Still, I guess I will never know whatever joy guys get from scratching their balls so I am sure it evens out.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Sarah_Jayne 12-15-2005 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico
Maybe you need better water pressure. It is why, after all, that women love to go to Niagra Falls, it's not cuz of it being romantic, it's cuz they can fantasize about all that water pressure.


Naw...I am more a softly for a long while but a big pay off type of gal.

Sarah_Jayne 12-15-2005 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup


See...the busty babes know what I am talking about.

Tala 12-15-2005 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
See...the busty babes know what I am talking about.

There's also nothing quite like the feeling of removing a corset after wearing it for hours at a time.

The things we do for beauty. :helpme

Sarah_Jayne 12-15-2005 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala
There's also nothing quite like the feeling of removing a corset after wearing it for hours at a time.

The things we do for beauty. :helpme

It is like all your flesh crying 'THANK YOU!'

Tala 12-15-2005 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
It is like all your flesh crying 'THANK YOU!'

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Yes. What an incredible feeling.

WebairGerard 12-15-2005 04:16 PM

ball scratchin is a given. not a pleasure thing as much as a must do thing

aico 12-15-2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala
There's also nothing quite like the feeling of removing a corset after wearing it for hours at a time.

The things we do for beauty. :helpme

Puuuulllleeeeeaassseee.... Women only do the shit they do to compete with other women...

Herb Kornfield 12-15-2005 04:19 PM

Mrs. Kornfield agrees with the bra removal being fantastic ...

that along with kicking off her heels and slipping into comfy slippers when she's home after working all day.

Tala 12-15-2005 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by aico
Puuuulllleeeeeaassseee.... Women only do the shit they do to compete with other women...

You've been hanging with the wrong women.

Bama 12-15-2005 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala
The things we do for beauty

That's always amuzed me to some degree...

A woman will

- put on a wig (here hair ain't that luxurious)
- wear makeup (she ain't that pretty)
- put on a push up bra (her tits aren't that big or firm)
- put on a girdle (her ass ain't that tight or firm)


Then go out to a bar and complain to her girlfriends that she can't find a "REAL' man!

Hahahahahahhaha

Sarah_Jayne 12-15-2005 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama
That's always amuzed me to some degree...

A woman will

- put on a wig (here hair ain't that luxurious)
- wear makeup (she ain't that pretty)
- put on a push up bra (her tits aren't that big or firm)
- put on a girdle (her ass ain't that tight or firm)


Then go out to a bar and complain to her girlfriends that she can't find a "REAL' man!

Hahahahahahhaha

yeah and then there is a board full of men here that call anything bellow super model looks ugly and think that tits are suppose to stick straight up in the air when you lay down.

aico 12-15-2005 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala
You've been hanging with the wrong women.

Well, when you live in LA, you ain't got much of a choice... :winkwink:

je_rome 12-15-2005 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
and one of them is the feeling of finally taking off an underwire bra you have been wearing all day. I suspect some men here might know that feeling but not most ;)

Still, I guess I will never know whatever joy guys get from scratching their balls so I am sure it evens out.

just like taking finally taking off a suspender you wore the whole day and just let your balls hang freely

eroswebmaster 12-15-2005 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by je_rome
just like taking finally taking off a suspender you wore the whole day and just let your balls hang freely

you wear suspenders for your balls? :eek7

Sarah_Jayne 12-15-2005 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
you wear suspenders for your balls? :eek7


I was wondering the same thing.

nico-t 12-15-2005 06:15 PM

i think i have my hand on my dick 90% of the day.. is this normal? oh well who cares its a comfortable sitting position.

Tala 12-15-2005 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
I was wondering the same thing.

Oh good, I wasn't the only one. :helpme

Tala 12-15-2005 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
yeah and then there is a board full of men here that call anything bellow super model looks ugly and think that tits are suppose to stick straight up in the air when you lay down.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Bama 12-15-2005 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
yeah and then there is a board full of men here that call anything bellow super model looks ugly and think that tits are suppose to stick straight up in the air when you lay down.

You're right about that - and the only conclusion I can come to is that when they're sitting at home alone and fantasizing - do they wish for a bar of candy or owning a candy store and truth be told - ain't none of them had any chocolate in months!

webair 12-15-2005 06:37 PM

ohh sexy sexy sarah

mardigras 12-15-2005 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
i think i have my hand on my dick 90% of the day.. is this normal?

Too much rap music? :upsidedow

sickkittens 12-15-2005 06:45 PM

I have to imagine that a few guys here need the manzere.

PixeLs 12-15-2005 06:51 PM

This thread is useless without Sarah's braless boobies! :wnkwink:

nico-t 12-15-2005 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras
Too much rap music? :upsidedow

shit this might be true i listen to rap music all day when im at work :Oh crap

Sarah_Jayne 12-15-2005 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PixeLs
This thread is useless without Sarah's braless boobies! :wnkwink:


some things are best left to the imagination

Sarah_Jayne 12-15-2005 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama
You're right about that - and the only conclusion I can come to is that when they're sitting at home alone and fantasizing - do they wish for a bar of candy or owning a candy store and truth be told - ain't none of them had any chocolate in months!


all too true

Sarah_Jayne 12-15-2005 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
i think i have my hand on my dick 90% of the day.. is this normal? oh well who cares its a comfortable sitting position.


as long as you wash your hand before you shake my hand I am glad you are comfortable

Rob 12-15-2005 09:27 PM

I'll trade that simple little pleasure for all the pains women have ANY DAY of the week! We don't have periods, we don't bare children, we don't have to shave a goddamn thing if we don't want to, and we can wear the same clothes 3 days in a row and still have a smile on our faces. :thumbsup

MandyBlake 12-15-2005 09:28 PM

i only wear underwire bras for pics and for "special nights" otherwise its cotton no underwire for me. :) i'd rather be comfortable lol

Sarah_Jayne 12-15-2005 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake
i only wear underwire bras for pics and for "special nights" otherwise its cotton no underwire for me. :) i'd rather be comfortable lol


The majority of the time they are fine but if one is particuarly supportive then it tends to pinch a bit.

CamRabbit 12-15-2005 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
Some pleasures a man will never know.

and one of them is the feeling of finally taking off an underwire bra you have been wearing all day.


What about having blood squirt out of your snatch 25% of the time? I'm sure that's QUITE the party trick.

Sarah_Jayne 12-15-2005 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit
What about having blood squirt out of your snatch 25% of the time? I'm sure that's QUITE the party trick.

don't be jealous

Fah King 12-15-2005 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit
What about having blood squirt out of your snatch 25% of the time? I'm sure that's QUITE the party trick.



ROFL! :1orglaugh

sfera 12-15-2005 09:54 PM

ya will never know that unleass your fat and need a bra

directfiesta 12-15-2005 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
yeah and then there is a board full of men here that call anything bellow super model looks ugly and think that tits are suppose to stick straight up in the air when you lay down.

Not all men ... nothing better than removing that stuffed bra and feeling those soft mounds of flesh filling my hands ....

Fuck those skinny sticks ...

Elli 12-15-2005 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
and one of them is the feeling of finally taking off an underwire bra you have been wearing all day. I suspect some men here might know that feeling but not most ;)

Still, I guess I will never know whatever joy guys get from scratching their balls so I am sure it evens out.

Ahhh I hate those things. Such pain. And they really don't do much in the way of holding stuff in place.

CamRabbit 12-16-2005 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by sfera
ya will never know that unleass your fat and need a bra

Good point. Real women don't wear bras.

Jakke PNG 12-16-2005 05:44 AM

Most of the guys (and girls) of GFY will never know the pleasure of getting your foreskin stuck in the zipper of your jeans as you were too lazy to put on underwear just to walk the dog (I've done that 3 times.. I'm slowly starting to be a bit more careful).

Sarah_Jayne 12-16-2005 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
Most of the guys (and girls) of GFY will never know the pleasure of getting your foreskin stuck in the zipper of your jeans as you were too lazy to put on underwear just to walk the dog (I've done that 3 times.. I'm slowly starting to be a bit more careful).


Ouch.....

Manowar 12-16-2005 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by je_rome
just like taking finally taking off a suspender you wore the whole day and just let your balls hang freely

fucking freak

Sarah_Jayne 12-16-2005 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta
Not all men ... nothing better than removing that stuffed bra and feeling those soft mounds of flesh filling my hands ....

Fuck those skinny sticks ...


Always great to hear :)


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