If you're involved in the porn business the FBI has a file on you
 

For quite sometime the FBI has been collecting data and creating files of people involved in the porn business. The day will come when the hammer will fall. Just a warning.

I don't think the FBI will knock at my door soon.

tinfoil hats anyone?

I don't think they're doing it to drop the hammer, but they are doing it. I was told so by local law enforcement more than 3 years ago when they came to my door to ask me questions. They still call once in awhile and ask questions. I simply answer them.

it's okay, i've built an emergency escape device out the back window

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Choose to believe it or not, I really don't give a shit.

the sky is falling

They can come over anytime they like. Maybe we can review all the taxes I overpaid, and the dozens of deductions I never took?

If there is a file on me, it will say "DON'T BOTHER LIGHTSPEED (we don't want to refund overpaid taxes)"

On what? Last time I checked, porn (and working in the porn industry) was still legal....

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You'd better have the 2257 on that pic if the government has a file on us all.

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Oh Shit! I'm closing down shop right now. Thanks for the heads up man!

:1orglaugh They had a file on me long before I got into porn. :1orglaugh

If they asked questions of me, I'd be thinking attorney time??? Guess it depends on what they ask. On the otherhand I couldn't afford the legal support to handle any trouble with the Feds. They just win.

We all know that the tax thing will never happen. the IRS is the American terrorist group.

Can't afford to close shop, they'd have to feed me etc.

If you ever had a job, the IRS have a file on you as well

Which is worse??

famous last words

Hello agents. I would appreciate some extra surveillance from time to time when I am hanging with unsavory characters. You do it for 50, please do it for me as my net worth is getting in the "let's kidnap this mothafucka" range. Thanks

They don't worry about little guys like me

big brother can suck on my BALLS :)

i'm prepared I have everything in my wifes name so no big loss if they bring her in:)

Good thinking .. never the Feds would do something like that ....

I would not be surprised in one of the " adult webmasters" is actually an FBI covert operation ... They created banks to monitor money laundering, it is much cheaper to create a tgp ...

Now, you can go back to your task of waving the flag.

bring them on! with my past resume having drug runner, cocaine dealer, credit card forger, check forger and mail theif....porn is the least of my worries

i am pretty sure I have a good size file with the DEA, FBI, CIA and IRS.....it would not suprise me abit...the past 5 years have been the most legit I have ever been in my entire life, and I am damn proud of it...so if they want to have a file on me for peddling porn, so be it :)

There have been a new revelation everyday that they have informants in every conceivable subculture: Quakers, Critical Mass bike rider groups, PETA, Catholics and Queers. The trouble is they have never bothered to try to infiltrate the real enemies of the United States (al Qaida, Halliburton, etc.). But hey, its easier to spy on your fellow Americans since you don't need to learn any new languages, take any real risks, or extended trips away from the comforts of home, etc.

can I have your Lambo before you go??:Graucho

never have your real name any place in this biz.... just too fucking risky.

have a good night/day whatever, iØm drunk

So what? I live in Canada :P

"For quite sometime the FBI has been collecting data and creating files of people involved in the porn business"
prolly so, thanks to acacia and all the sponsors that support them.

2 cents worth of food for thought
while I invite the fbi to get the chicks with dicks
they really want in my sig

it's about time someone took an interest in what I do.

lol, jace you are hilarious...a regular OG..or is it double OG...btw, your new tracks are off the chain bro, keep on rocking!! =)

I had lunch with the FBI today, I had the fish with steam vegetable platter and the FBI had the steak, medium rare with a small salad, we both drank imported beer . . . they didn't mention your name?

Being a post whore doesn't qualify as being part of the porn business... :winkwink:

hahaha, nah man, just someone who was on the bad side of the tracks for a long ass time....and to be honest, if it wasn't for the woman sitting right next to me, i would probably still be there, if not in jail

thanks for the props on the music man, thanks a lot!

Ya finally someone cares Stu

Har har..I don't think I have to prove anything to a bot

You mean I have fans?

woj is a bot?

The FBI had a file on Country Joe McDonald for his song "I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag," AKA "The Fish Cheer." He was actually banned from performing the song at a ton of places in the 60s. :2 cents:

I knew I should have chosen a better screen name LOL

Fuggin AMEN!

Yeah, come on all of you big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam,
Way down yonder in Vietnam.
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Ah, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get those reds,
The only good commie is the one that's dead.
And you know that peace can only be won,
When we're blowin' em all to kingdom come.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on Wall Street, don't be slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go,
There's plenty good money to be made,
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade.
But just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on the Viet Cong.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Vietnam.
Come on pops, don't hesitate.
Send em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block,
To have your boy come home in a box.

And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

didn't change a bit ....

AlienQ invented FBI..

Fanny Bay Insurance?

Oh yeah, that's intelligent.

So you get programs cutting you a check made out to "polle54" and you got government issued ID proving that you are polle54 so that you can cash it? I guess that if you have government ID with that name, you have a thick FBI file.

Fuck, I just had a hell of a time with this FedEx girl looking at me funny when I picked up a fleshlight delivered to Mike Okitch.

im scared. lol sike mofukas

I guess I better not use my user name anymore then

I have a secret weapon against the Ef Bee Eye - out on my back porch:

http://www.fetishopolis.com/kap-images/ripflg.gif

It renders me impervious to their nefarious wiretaps, spy satellites and microphones in bathtub drains.

Chicken Little much?