RogerV |
12-23-2005 03:34 PM |
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Originally Posted by RogerV
LOL :1orglaugh
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Christmas isn?t fucking Christian. Ok, now we?re talking.
That?s right, that Yuletide cheer you?re spreading? What exactly do you think Yule is? It's the fucking Pagan celebration of solstice. And those ?Christmas? traditions? They?re not just like Pagan rituals, they fucking are Pagan rituals. Way before your Jesus got all magical with the bread and fishes, the Romans were celebrating the birth of Mithra on . . . guess? Go on ? guess. December fucking twenty fifth. What a weird coincidence. Practically the whole thing is ripped off from the fucking Druids and the Romans. Twelve days? Check. Exchanging gifts? Check. Mistletoe? Check. And you?d better fucking believe that those decorated trees that Gibson and Co. are so bent out of shape over are as Pagan as the Rune and Crystal Shack at Pentagramfest 2005. You might as well be building miniature fucking Stonehenges in your den.
And don?t you read your own goddamn Bibles? Jesus was born when? In the middle of winter? Lot of Shepherds out watching their flocks around that time of year in Bethlehem? No, because they?d be freezing their fucking asses off. Tell you what ? y?all go figure out which one of the different Bible stories about the birth of Baby JesusŪ you want to believe, and then we?ll argue about whether it fucking happened like that or not.
Christians just stole a bunch of traditions from other cultures, slapped them together, stuck a fucking tinfoil star on top and called it the Most Important Holiday of the Year. Modern American Christmas makes Michael Jackson look positively organic.
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