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2HousePlague 12-23-2005 10:18 PM

You Ever Save Somebody's Life?
 
You Ever Save Somebody's Life?

Christmastime is so pregnant with mortality. I find myself looking back, turning pages,

visiting the past. And forwards from there, tracing lines that illuminate the present

circumstance. Do you? And do you weary from the exercise?

There's one life I might have saved. But it's not like I leapt into the frozen river or

anything. Just a person. Near their line. Maybe pulled back. Maybe definitively. I'll

never know. My life's sure been saved a few times. I see their faces on the insides of my

eyelids, before I fall asleep. I weep. I fall asleep.


How shall i speak to you? You show interest in so many forms of speech. I blush. I am in

love. You fall asleep.

It suits me to feminize you. Strength could only be feminine. But dispassion? There, your humanity reveals a seam, a pretense is exposed, and -- evermore -- you are like a dream.



2hp

sonofsam 12-23-2005 10:20 PM

judging by your posts on here lately,

i think it's safe to assume

2HP has discovered ecstasy (the drug)

:1orglaugh

2HousePlague 12-23-2005 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
judging by your posts on here lately,

i think it's safe to assume

2HP has discovered ecstasy (the drug)

:1orglaugh

Try harder, please.




2hp

sonofsam 12-23-2005 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Try harder, please.




2hp

what happened to your sig? i thought you were giving it away to the sponsors you used or something?

2HousePlague 12-23-2005 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
what happened to your sig? i thought you were giving it away to the sponsors you used or something?

It flashed up in a great big ball of fire and burned away.


2hp

Deej 12-23-2005 10:31 PM

A few times I have "saved" my step-father....hard core epileptic.....

when I was 5 or 6 (he was 40 something) he had a grand maul seizure and beefcaked his front teeth on a ball hitch of a boat trailer......we had to go look for his teeth the next day....I hauled his ass home and took care of him......not a whole lot you can do......make him lie down and swallow his pills....hard to do when they are flopping and rolling their eyes back into their head....half the time combative in an unaware state....then when finally subdued....sleep for 2 days....
that happened on a multiple occasions....

2HousePlague 12-23-2005 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej
A few times I have "saved" my step-father....hard core epileptic.....

when I was 5 or 6 (he was 40 something) he had a grand maul seizure and beefcaked his front teeth on a ball hitch of a boat trailer......we had to go look for his teeth the next day....I hauled his ass home and took care of him......not a whole lot you can do......make him lie down and swallow his pills....hard to do when they are flopping and rolling their eyes back into their head....half the time combative in an unaware state....then when finally subdued....sleep for 2 days....
that happened on a multiple occasions....

You are always laughing and crying at the same time -- :)



2hp

2HousePlague 12-23-2005 10:39 PM

i guess this would be the moment for a little encouragement, if there is any to be had. i am damned tired. and my english is beginning to fail.


2hp

Deej 12-23-2005 10:39 PM

http://www.arcmon.org/images/future_volunteer.jpg

baddog 12-24-2005 12:42 AM

yeah, saved a baby's life. Just a few weeks old. It had trouble breathing, like it was choking. The mother sent her b/f to my house to get me as she knew I was the eldest of 12, and figured I would know what to do.

FuqALot 12-24-2005 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
judging by your posts on here lately,

i think it's safe to assume

2HP has discovered ecstasy (the drug)

:1orglaugh

Damn 2HP, get rid of them protocols please.

INever 12-24-2005 02:04 AM

You never know when a kind word or deed saves some one's life....just keep on...

Slap Dot 12-24-2005 02:09 AM

Nope. I'm no hero :(

2HousePlague 12-24-2005 07:50 PM

Christmas Eve is a great time to save somebody's life -- :)



2hp

TurboAngel 12-24-2005 07:52 PM

I gave blood a few times.


:)

2HousePlague 12-24-2005 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel
I gave blood a few times.

:)

As appalling as our blood donation rate is, I'd say that qualifies -- :)



2hp

TurboAngel 12-24-2005 07:56 PM

I didn't this year cuz I had the flu.


:(

mrthumbs 12-24-2005 07:59 PM

i once prevented a banning

Hipp 12-24-2005 08:00 PM

I did, once. Not a hero, just doing my job. Pulled a man out of the water after his boat sank. I was in the Coast Guard.

2HousePlague 12-24-2005 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs
i once prevented a banning



Is that like a banishment?


As in banished from Paradise?

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/hmd/frankenstein/IID21B.jpg


Or more like banished from "Heaven"?

http://profitlabinc.com/BANNERS/RED/BANISHMENT.png

I wonder how that turned out?

http://profitlabinc.com/BANNERS/RED/RULING_IN_HELL.png


Or, am I mixing metaphors?


2hp


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