Ed Ufo Story Part 3
 

Part 3





So im still in the back of the car

I then had the urge to shit so I shit my sack and this was a big one so it took a while

We were driving for about an hour and not much happened until I here Mrs Tribble yelling

She was yelling ?You fucking MIB?s can?t tell me what to do, and I fucking saw it and you know it?

I start hearing banging and the car is swerving and I can here other cars honking

I then hear a big thud and everything is Normal So I assume she was knocked out again

We drove for about another 4 hours then the car comes to a stop

The trunk opens and the MIB that talked said ?what the hell happened in here?

I reply I shit my sack and I got it all over the trunk and it was the big one

The one that didn?t talk dragged my sack out and put me on the ground

Then they drag Mrs Tribble out and she starts kicking and fighting back

The one that didn?t talk knocked her out with the black object once again

They took me out of my sack and I realize we were in the middle of the dessert

The MIB?s then get in there car

I asked if they were just leaving us here

And they just drove off.

Several hours later Mrs Tribble wakes up and starts getting violent

I said calm down women

We were just sitting there and we were getting hungry and Mrs Tribble was pissed

Then when nightfall began we realized there was nothing left to do but fuck

We were right in the middle and I was tearing in

Then all of a sudden she was like ahhh ahhh I see it

I wasn?t sure what she was doing so I kept tearing in

Then a beam shot down and before I knew it we were on top of a table

I then rolled off and hit the ground and that?s when 3 aliens walk in

All of a sudden Mrs Tribble gets violent and charges at the middle one

One of them looks at her and she falls and passes out

Then I realized I didn?t get to finish so I got all pissed off

So I start screaming I didn?t get to cum I didn?t get to cum

So I pissed on the 1st one and he looked offended

Then I became paralyzed and couldn?t move and I was back on the table

Then one looked down at me and pulled out a giant rod

He then stuck it up my ass

The alien looked like he was enjoying it

And to tell the truth so was I

It got deeper and deeper unlit it pulled out

Once it came out I took a shit on his table

The one I pissed on looked offended again

Then I heard Mrs Tribble getting up again

She ran at the 1st one and kicked it the nuts causing it to squirt and she yelled ?take that you creepy little fuck

She then fell and passed out

And the alien crawled off into a door

Then one came up and started staring at me

I then said you don?t stare at me and spit on it

The two aliens looked at each other like they were confused

The second one started poking me with a metal stick

I start yelling you fucker you fucker no one pokes me

While it was poking me Mrs Tribble?s body floated into another room

The one that was interested in me took my glasses off and started putting them on but his head was too big but it didn?t seem he realized that and the glasse broke

Then I get all pissed off and tall him he?s paying for them and called him a green piece of shit

Then I heard Mrs Tribble yelling obscenities in the other room and then a bang occurs and everything stops

The alien that broke my glasses started pulling my hair

I yell what?s wrong with you and he pulled some out and started eating it

The alien then walked off into another room

I here more screaming and then it dies down

All 3 aliens return with Mrs Tribble and the leader one spoke

It says ?were done with you?

I then reawake on the ground in the dessert

I then realize the aliens took are clothes and Mrs Tribble?s ass is gapped and gooey

When morning came around the MIB?s came back

As soon as they came out of the car and Mrs Tribble charged at them

The MIB pulled the door and she ran into the door knocking herself out

Then the one that doesn?t talk came up and hit her unconscious body with the black object

The first one said You may of thought some crazy things happened and they sure didn?t happen here.

I then say I saw it I was abducted, I had my clothes stolen,, my glasses broken and my hair eaten

The first one said that may of happened but it didn?t happened and you don?t believe it happened

They opened the trunk and pulled the sack out

I say that with the all hours you were away you don?t think it could have been washed

The MIB says this sack im holding doesn?t exist so it couldn't be washed and im not holding it

They put me in my sack with no clothes on and then dragged Mrs Tribble in the backseat

Then drove us about 5 hours back home

When we arrived home they took me out of my sack and dragged Mrs Tribble

When they were dragging her she awoke and bites one of them in the leg

Then the second one pulled out the object and hit her again knocking her out

They drag Mrs Tribble into the yard and the neighbor yells what are you doing with no clothes on

The neighbor runs up and yells about having no clothes on

The 2nd one hits him with the object and throws him in the car

Then I ask the first one where they are taking him

He replies this man no longer exists

Then right before they left the second one ran up and kicked Mrs Tribble

The MIB?s leave and then I go inside and make me some eatins

when will this BS end? :disgust

No it just wont.