Do you talk Dirty to yourself when you Masturbate?
 

just wondering...

lol -- busted.

nawww but i love to watch porn that has dirty talkin in it. does that count?

Man that is kind of sick. Since you are doing this, you may want to seek professional help.

u do it? huaahaahahaha

Oh Jer, you're so sexy and skinny... you've been blessed by God with your sexiness... go, Jer, go... don't stop...

I like to finger my belly button with strawberry-kiwi jello while jerking it.

Talking dirty, though?
That's just wrong.

Don't judge -- remember, masturbation is a playground for the life-weary spirit -- no harm, no foul -- as they say. Funny, when the first thing you radiate towards a stranger is "I'm okay, you're okay" -- that self-fulfills -- :)

i do monkey sounds all the time

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Hiiiiiiiilarious! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

One thing's for damn sure. I'd love to hire MAL to be a moderator for a funny general entertainment forum aimed at general consumers. Your topics definitely have great entertainment value. Similar to GenMay but without the teen angst.

nah, but I play heavy metal while doing, it turns me on big time

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yes, frequently

hahaha, issues issues. :)

Of course! Got to keep it fresh!

No, but I pretend the guy or girl who is pleasuring me in my mind is! :1orglaugh

all I can say is...to each his own. do whatever it is in the name of satisfaction

The reason this shit is funny to me is because when I was coming up, it was COMPLETELY taboo to talk about masturbation.

You guys... :1orglaugh you don't stop talking about it!

Nope, just stare at your sig.

i agree... :1orglaugh

sometimes yes sometimes no.

good thread title

im into multitasking usually talking with relatives, no time to waste

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Not normal.

Nope; my voice could cool me off.. :(

Nope..just want it done and over with

Nice, you must have a pretty open-minded family.

i have multiple personality disorder so my 4th personality talks dirty to my 3rd, my 2nd personality is a voyeur so it all works out just fine..

Lol.. No I don't think I have.

What a good laugh i had reading this thread :1orglaugh , you guys are crazy.

Umm, nope..... :uhoh

I fantasize when I masturbate, but I don't talk out loud. Dirty talk works for me when I'm hearing it, not when I'm saying it.

haha i've seen epople do it in movies, but thats just funny haha

I used to smack myself and shout bitch until the neighboors started complaining.

I talk serious trash while I masturbate..it's good for the soul