Men and women of GFY: Spiderman or no Spiderman - that is the question?
 

1 - When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.

Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."

2 - An addendum to the method of performing the Spiderman above. When completing the Spiderman (flinging the "web" into the girl's face), you must make the appropriate Spiderman hand gesture AND voice Spidey's famous web noise - THWIPP! Immediately web swinging away is recommended (for added effect throw in a Spidey catch phrase or witicism).

OH OH YEAH! AHHHHH....... THWIPP!!!! ....Cripes!

3 - The act of jizzing in your hand after pulling out and then throwing it in your partner's eye.

Girl 1: Why are your eyes all red and swollen?
Girl 2: My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night.

4 - This guy who does whatever a spider can.

Spins a web... any size... catches thieves... just like flies

haha i need to try that, i likely won't survive to post results.

you're a nasty little man.

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hahahaha. ah fuck it, so am i. i could never do that though. Yechhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Styles. Big top secret plans for the Costa Rica Bash. Hit a brother up.

Nice one... :1orglaugh thats new on me. You should try that in a shoot.

:1orglaugh My spidey senses are tingleing..I'm trying that tonight!

the conversation with the two girls is classic.

I'll give that a try....

While that certainly seems like a dramatic way to piss off your lover during sex, if a guy ever did that to me, I'd crab his cock and bite it hard! Don't fuck with me... just fuck me!

that is toooooo funny I must try it

Sing My song Afterword or better yet make her sing it :)

Spider Dick Spider Dick
He has a Giant Prick
Spins a web out of cum
Likes to stick it in your bum
Here comes the spider Dick
He has a Giant Prick

I love #1 ... If i try that I'll get a beating .. :1orglaugh

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Neither would I - this post came out of the Duke Ambush.

He mentioned somethign abot the spider monkey position for filming so I asked him if he knew what the sipderman was

it's all clean fun ...

until you piss off your girl by flinging cum in her eye!

:error

This guy really came prepared to do "the spiderman"....


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:D

lol is that even real? lol

Yes he did!

LOL

WTF is that pic?

figured I'd hep ya out and dress up this thread a bit.

It needed it. :D


~ Compliments of your friendly neighborhood Spidersmith.

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http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/557940-juicy-regifting.html

omg thats hawt! :winkwink:

I can't see many guys trying this at home :2 cents:

Funny to read tho :1orglaugh

POST OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bahahahaha thats hilarious

Reminds me of 'Silence of the Lambs'.

I'm sensing a new niche here.

I Invented Cum tossing, it just needed a brandable new name.
Spiderman fit the bill.

oh jesus lol