fucking cocksucker sonfabitch!!!!
 

Smoking a butt, friggen cigarette ash got on my monitor when I flicked it. Took a wet paper towel to wipe it off because my screen's bit dusty & the fucking motherfucker shocked the fuck out of me. :1orglaugh

I'm prone to those static shocks too. They are fun after a while.

You can get some antistatic shields for your monitor, if you're the gadget type

yeah, the tube really acts like a giant capacitor.....

static electricity can be a bitch

everytime my cat comes up to me to cuddle, he shocks me. :(