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ry0t 12-29-2005 07:02 PM

i'm starting at the gym and i took a tour and almost got in a fight.
 
when i was 16 years old i went to the gym. i'm 23 now and haven't been there since. i took a tour with my friend last night it's more of a facility with a couple pools, tennis, racquetball and other fun things like the rock climbing wall. so me and my buddy walk past the gym and into the boxing area when i spot someone i use to know in middle school. not even highschool. as i'm walking past he says, "this ain't the place for you". i didn't say anything back. it gives me more of a reason to go there so i'm starting tommorow morning. what would you of done? people need to grow up.

seeric 12-29-2005 07:07 PM

when you walk by him doing bench press. smack him in the nuts.

watch ensueing nightmare unfold.

hahahaha

DraX 12-29-2005 07:12 PM

hmmm this is a classic

But tell him..... GO FUCK YOURSELF :1orglaugh

LexiLexxx 12-29-2005 07:17 PM

Tell him, you didn't realize "he" owned the place!


haha, make sure he doesn't!

sltr 12-29-2005 07:17 PM

this isn't the message board for you

phonesex 12-29-2005 07:18 PM

What a low class ghetto fuck.

sonofsam 12-29-2005 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
when you walk by him doing bench press. smack him in the nuts.

watch ensueing nightmare unfold.

hahahaha

more like push the bar down on him :1orglaugh

wdsguy 12-29-2005 07:20 PM

flash your glock

mikesinner 12-29-2005 07:21 PM

Use the punching bags everyday until you get some solid punching power. Then get in the ring and kick his ass

Babagirls 12-29-2005 07:21 PM

should have responded with "this <i>is</i> the straight club, right?" & walk away.

......think about it :winkwink:

jacked 12-29-2005 07:21 PM

i would have told him to shut the fuck up... then waited till i saw him benching walked on over whipped out my fuckin nut sack and plopped it on the fuckers face...

GTS Mark 12-29-2005 07:23 PM

So what was the girl's name?

DH

Manowar 12-29-2005 07:23 PM

he sounds like a nob

KMR Stitch 12-29-2005 07:26 PM

fuck em up =)

Sarah_Jayne 12-29-2005 07:35 PM

man, you are going to have hell at lunch

sonofsam 12-29-2005 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDER
So what was the girl's name?

DH

Fredrick

Ramos 12-29-2005 07:38 PM

walk away....

sonofsam 12-29-2005 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
walk away....

I agree... do the famous walk away trick and when he thinks you're going to walk away, quickly turn around and jam your hand through his chest cavity and rip out his heart and eat it infront of everyone in the gym... that way they will know you are badass and won't fuck with you ever again..


anyways... i gotta get back to my Steven Seagul trilogy

ry0t 12-29-2005 07:43 PM

those are some funny replies you guys gave me. :) yes there is some background to this story that makes even me confused. he was a friend in middle school who i had no problem with. he stuck up for me once on the recess playground by telling another kid that i was apart of the group. as we as kids grow up i could tell he was becoming a dickhead towards me and others. some things he did. so now in later years i don't know what his problem is. DH his name is Paul. i don't like to be confrontational and the thing he said was a drop in the bucket anyway.

BigCashCrew 12-29-2005 08:09 PM

you did the right thing bro. he sounds like one of those guys who still can't let shit in middle school or high school go. He probably still talks about the glory days in high school while everyone else is getting ahead. Fuck him, he's a loser. You probably pissed him off even more by not saying anything and just walking away :)

Or, you can do what A1R3K said and smack him in the ballz when he's doing bench press. I cracked up when I read that. LOL You could always wait till he's doing squats and kick him behind his knee's. That would teach him a lesson. lmao

sonofsam 12-29-2005 08:44 PM

edit: wrong window

jonesy 12-29-2005 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ry0t
so me and my buddy walk past the gym and into the boxing area when i spot someone i use to know in middle school.

not even highschool.

as i'm walking past he says, "this ain't the place for you".

i didn't say anything back.

what would you of done?

i woulda said - "care to get in the ring?"

then gave him a cheap shot right in the nuts.

sickkittens 12-29-2005 09:06 PM

Find his gf and mom and have sex with both of them.

Shoehorn! 12-29-2005 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
when you walk by him doing bench press. smack him in the nuts.

watch ensueing nightmare unfold.

hahahaha

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

modF 12-29-2005 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
I agree... do the famous walk away trick and when he thinks you're going to walk away, quickly turn around and jam your hand through his chest cavity and rip out his heart and eat it infront of everyone in the gym... that way they will know you are badass and won't fuck with you ever again..


Christ, it's the gym not his first day in Gen Pop.

ry0t 12-29-2005 10:24 PM

yeah i think i did the right thing too. now i can't wait to start working out i'm going to start with 20 minutes of cardio and then the normal weight lift routine. swimming will be really fun!

Clicky_Bucks 12-29-2005 10:35 PM

How'd you almost get into a fight? Sounds like you pussed out.

Vitasoy 12-29-2005 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
Find his gf and mom and have sex with both of them.

:1orglaugh This takes the cake :thumbsup

Doctor Dre 12-29-2005 10:45 PM

I sure as hell wouldn't be posting here about it... lol

You know you aren't planning to fighting ... and knew before posting this thread.

greygoose 12-30-2005 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
when you walk by him doing bench press. smack him in the nuts.

watch ensueing nightmare unfold.

hahahaha

or teabag him. or fart on his head.

Murderous 12-30-2005 12:03 AM

You really should try holding back on the "staring at the cock" thing in the shower, both in Middle School and at the Gym.

Honestly.

xNetworx 12-30-2005 12:25 AM

You shoulda said "I don't go to gay bars and tell you to leave so STFU" and kept walking

Antonio 12-30-2005 01:29 AM

man, that's a terrible story, were you scared?

Adultnet 12-30-2005 01:34 AM

ry0t, Just ask him if you see him next time what is his problem and solve it there. :pimp

Murderous 12-30-2005 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultnet
ry0t, Just ask him if you see him next time what is his problem and solve it there. :pimp

If he could have, he would have IMHO.

modF 12-30-2005 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greygoose
or teabag him. or fart on his head.


So I'm not the only one who enjoys crop dusting as I walk by the benches? :)

Odin 12-30-2005 07:02 AM

Can anyone say roid rage?

8 Characters 12-30-2005 07:02 AM

He sounds like a repressed homosexual.

mikeyddddd 12-30-2005 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn
You shoulda said "I don't go to gay bars and tell you to leave so STFU" and kept walking

What if he says "I don't drink"?


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