Winning the War on Masturbation - WHITEHOUSE.ORG
 

is it the END?!!!

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is just pathetic :1orglaugh

Pathetic? It's fucking hilarious :D

"Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!"

I feel somewhat responsible. LMAO

Zero Tolerance: Just as police departments seize the cars and homes of people who are caught with drugs, Operation Infinite Purity calls for the homes and SUVs of people caught masturbating to be taken away without due process and auctioned off, with all proceeds going to augmenting similar anti-masturbation law enforcement.

Go ahead & laugh it up

Ask the pope how he feels about masturbation, he might agree with that fictional article.

I'm in serious trouble

I bet you the motherfucker jerks it off all day. I mean.. c'mon.. what has he got to do all day? Shit, i have heaps to do and i'm still rasslin' with the one eyed snake on a daily basis (at least!)

to CKA3KA

Ïëååð çà ïðåäåëû øòàòîâ íå øëþò... ;)

Almost thought it COULD be considered by Bush, until I saw "a chickenhead productions parody" :)

Does sound like something that jackass would try!