Jesus was an alien...
 

It's true. lemme know if you need proof...

send proof

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sig spot :)

Proof will take a minute. But let me start by saying that Mary was artificially inseminated by them...

minute?
 

Dude, you've used more than a minute.
Yeah, I have heard before that Jesus was gay etc, surrounding himself by fishermen etc.
Big deal... zzzz

Inseminated by "them"??? NO.... can't be!!! Not by... "them".... please say it isn't so... :1orglaugh

Intelligent beings???
 

You know, it has been often said that the distinquishing factor that isolates homosapiens from the remaining 4000 mammals on this planet is intelligence.

Strange really... when so many can proove the opposite... :winkwink:
(joking)

wtf.. is that true? :(

I am waiting for proof :)

jesus was not an alien..

He was indeed. The bible describes alien crafts all throughout it. The list goes on...but it's 2:44am and I'm tired as fuck. I'll try to remember to add to this sometime this weekend if I have time...

ok give proof soon by the way do u believe in a god?

Haha
 

Yeah, actually if the Bible says so... then it must be true. :1orglaugh

God?
 

If God exists, then he's a real devil. :1orglaugh

JEEESUSSSS

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JizZuZ ! wtf u talking about man? alien, gay, girl, stone? :O
proof !

anyway sounds very funny, Jesus was an Alien :D AHAHAHA

Carpenter.
Jesus was a carpenter.
Nothing more,
nothing less.

Jesus was a cross between these guys.

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com...ork/tv-bee.jpg

How sticky is that stuff :)

Actually historians do not think Jesus or Joseph were carpenters at all and the belief that they were stems from mistakes in translating the bible from original languages.

This might not be proof but it is interesting in explaining why Jesus could have been an alien.

http://hometown.aol.com/rkress024/myhomepage.html