Every man in here got a pornographhy stash in da house. Not an illegal amount,
 

just Enough To Get You By!



If you a crack head, yo woman got a be a crack head or it won't work.

Martin Luther King was assassinated, Malcom X was assassinated, JFK was assassinated! These two nig-gers got shot!

Cory's started on NYE early, I see...

You don't pay taxes, they take taxes. That ain't a payment, that's a jack.

Haha...where are you off to tonight?

actually i have never owned a porn mag, porn tape or dvd, the only actual porn i have actualy ever seen is online. well other than playboy.

and my first exposure to porn wasnt till around 18-19. i guess i was a late bloomer :)

Waiting on hiv test:
Its like Scrooge and the ghost of pussy past! "Remember me? Itchy, the stripper from Miami?"

Can I speak to Tammy? Tammy dead. What happened? She got hit by a bus. THANK THE LORD!

Somebody has been watching Chris Rock on Comedy Central recently. :glugglug

I love you. haha

I have it on my IPOD as well. I laugh to tears everytime I hear it.

I saw the yearbook pictures, they had 6 friends. I don't have 3 friends. 6 friends is half-court basketball! Trenchcoat mafia my ass!

Well, not sure if on Comedy Central, but definitely been watching Chris Rock.

You know how bad the Indians got it, have you ever seen two indians together at the same time?
I have seen a polar bear ride a tricycle in my life, I have never seen an indian family chillin out at Red Lobster.

James Beach and then maybe the Viceroy ;)

You guys?

LOL...I have to watch him more.

I think some place in Long Beach. Nothing exciting at all.

They had three real Indians, the rest was a bunch of fucking Puerto Ricans with feathers in the hair!

I was watching the exact same show on C.C. last night.

It just reminds me every time who the funniest dude alive is.

I think that might be the funniest routine ever.

Yea, I got a white wife, I love her, she love me, that's all the matters. But I will say this, if the revolution come along, I kill her first just to show these crackas I mean bidness!

Okay then, I stand corrected. Wish you had called and told me it was on so I could have had it running in the background. :)

Have a great '06 . . . am I going to see mom and dad next week?

You know who should lead the black people? Pat Riley! No man has led more black men to the promised land! He may not get you to the mountain top but he will get you to the playoffs and that is all that counts!

I'll have to check that out for my iRiver. :) Right now I am rocking some Lewis Black and Ron White. Both fucking funny bastards.

You don't have it? Never heard it?

If this is true, hit me up and I will drop it for you :)

Some thangs aint got no cures! You get it, you are on your on! Look at Stevie Wonder, got all the money in the world, don't know if he got hundreds or ones!

Just have the midget tell the blind man where to go! Be a seeing eye midget!

I saw the yearbook pictures, they had 6 friends. I don't have 3 friends. 6 friends is half-court basketball! Trenchcoat mafia my ass!

You're blind, here's a dog.

Great, now I have to learn to speak dog?

haha repeated :)

But worth repeating!

The seeing eye midget cracked me up because I had just got done watching Austin Powers and had decided once again that I really need my own midget.

what a confusing thread

I am now picturing you walking around a show with a midget haha

We all could use one at some point in time.

You think they are going to cure aids? They can't cure athletes foot!

You know when the weather gets like this my aids flares up. But I took some robitussin and I am fine now.

Whoever you hate will end up in your family.
You don't like gays, you will have a gay son.

No, I've seen the special on CC, just don't have it on my MP3 player. :) Chris Rock is a funny bitch.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Got a broken leg? Pour some tussin on it.

hahaha....

I hope this doesn't apply to me. :(

I own a lot of porn. I have a lot of online memberships too.. Absolute torture considering I rarely get laid. :(

and whose fault is that?

It's the fault of all the men who suck in bed! Because of those men, I won't have casual sex with men anymore. I know sometimes I end up missing out, but it's those bad ones that make me feel it isn't worth taking casual risks...

Well...I have an illegal amount...I don't know 'bout the rest of yall mu'fuckas... :thumbsup

try again girl, no harm in it. :winkwink: