I havent masturbated all year.
 

Thats got to be like a fucking record or something.

um, we're 2 hours into the new year - is that what you mean?

Glad someone got it :thumbsup

He was the only one that got it...

"All year". 2006 has only been going for a few hours depending which time zone you are in.


Too many drinks tonight?

took me two seconds to get it.

dont worry, we all got it :Oh crap

Something might be broken dude.

Get checked:)

Everyday :)

This joke would work better if everyone was in the same timezone.

I haven't either...!

This year, I've spent about 85% of my time having sex!

4 times, since midnight -- lol -- two old faves, & two dvds i just unwrapped today -- a lot of my collection is stale, a lot of tradeshow giveaway samplers and shit.

damn you beat me already, it was like 30mins in and i rubbed one out.

Got it.. I haven't jerked it all year either ;)

Shit you guys make me feel old

Its once a week for me - perhaps more on birthdays and stuff

I had the real thing last week - 'well, thats me sorted for the year'

same here. I'm actually looking forward to my first for 2006

You so funny. Hahaha.