yo im back from neywards and i'm about to have drunken sex
 

i'll let you know if i last longer then 12 seconds

cha nces are i won't though

12 seconds is really long, like a lion

i'll keep you posted :2 cents:

this is me

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...,_Hannover.jpg

fleshlight? lol

need some water?

i don't need water, there is enough, shes in the shower


lots of water in there :2 cents:

i'm doing my streches

these are spome of the stretches i'm doing

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages...stretching.jpg

i got bottle water thou, more refreshing

you raise a goood point young jedi

you are now promoted to one touch cockie of the elite


btw, if i last longer then 12 seconds... i will pay for 93 months of gfy skinning

and i will skin it with tugbirl

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Don?t do it!

It is illegal to have sex with your pet dog, even if she is a female!

update: gf is too tired for sex, i may have to resort to fornicatingw ith cdrom drive

i'll keep you updated, and if i'm offline for a few days, its because m,y semen caused an electical fire :2 cents:

i just woke up dehydrated....


i apologize for this dumbass thread :1orglaugh