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S P A N N O W 01-02-2006 05:26 AM

It just came to my attention...
 
That modern day spiders were evolved from something called "euripterids". These were prehistoric marine creatures which could measure 9 feet in length. As if that's not crazy enough, take a look at their fossil remains...

http://spannow.adult.com/euripterid_skull.jpg

http://spannow.adult.com/euripterid_fossil.jpg

This is currently the largest known spider in the world, the Goliath "" Spider:

http://spannow.adult.com/GoliathBirdeater.jpg

Fuck that 450 million years ago and today, oh hell no! :helpme

wedouglas 01-02-2006 05:31 AM

are you sure that is the biggest? Biggest in terms of mass or leg span?

S P A N N O W 01-02-2006 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas
are you sure that is the biggest? Biggest in terms of mass or leg span?

Yes, the Goliath spider is the largest known spider both in terms of mass and leg span in the world today.

tornell 01-02-2006 05:33 AM

I love spiders :)

Violetta 01-02-2006 05:35 AM

I'm not a big fan of spiders!

v4 media 01-02-2006 05:54 AM

Aren't there some huge fuck off spiders in iraq.

http://www.zakas.org/images/camel_spider-iraq.jpg

Pete-KT 01-02-2006 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media
Aren't there some huge fuck off spiders in iraq.

http://www.zakas.org/images/camel_spider-iraq.jpg

Thats two spiders attached, look at the body

v4 media 01-02-2006 05:59 AM

still big bastards though. wouldn't want to wake up with that drinking the juice out of ya eye.

xclusive 01-02-2006 06:05 AM

a big...fuck that...I'd run away screaming like a little ramos if I saw one of those:)

wedouglas 01-02-2006 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky
I'm not a big fan of spiders!

those are actually much smaller. they are held right up to the lens. the perspective makes them look larger.

reed_4 01-02-2006 06:10 AM

scary big spiders. :disgust

Johny Traffic 01-02-2006 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media
Aren't there some huge fuck off spiders in iraq.

http://www.zakas.org/images/camel_spider-iraq.jpg


Not just Iraq. They also live many other places in the world, including The United States. Although as scarey as hell, they are no threat to humans or indeed camels :upsidedow

iamkathi 01-02-2006 06:16 AM

Big ones...small ones.... really old ones or ones just born


I HATE SPIDERS OF ALL KINDS.

Yes, I tried to 'get to know' the ones my brothers had as children. I still hate them all.
:hitit witgh a flame thrower

iamkathi 01-02-2006 06:17 AM

Big ones...small ones.... really old ones or ones just born


I HATE SPIDERS OF ALL KINDS.

Yes, I tried to 'get to know' the ones my brothers had as children. I still hate them all.

iamkathi 01-02-2006 06:18 AM

see just thinking about them make me double post and spell wrong!

Yucky

S P A N N O W 01-02-2006 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas
those are actually much smaller. they are held right up to the lens. the perspective makes them look larger.

Right you are! Here is the actual size for reference...

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusi...melspider2.jpg

S P A N N O W 01-02-2006 06:17 PM

Bump for a kick ass prehistoric spider skull!

devilspost 01-02-2006 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

goatse has warped my mind :1orglaugh :helpme

mikesinner 01-02-2006 06:28 PM

I love spiders. They are natures housekeepers. Invite a few in your home and you will have no more bug problems

sniperwolf 01-02-2006 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devilspost
goatse has warped my mind :1orglaugh :helpme

eww.. i thought so lol

Matt 26z 01-02-2006 06:37 PM

http://sureshotpc.com/Graphics/goliath.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...essGoliath.png

Be sure and look at the toilet paper before grabbing it. This one is just waiting for a piece of ass.
http://sureshotpc.com/Graphics/huntsman.jpg

http://markmlucas.com/images/inverta...0giant%201.jpg

eroswebmaster 01-02-2006 06:45 PM

I got bit by something last year, the irritation and itching didn't go away for months.

Bluewire Ross 01-02-2006 06:52 PM

I digress...anyone seen 2001 movie "Along Came a Spider"(Morgan Freeman & Monica Potter).

Jarmusch 01-02-2006 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z

That's just wrong. :Oh crap

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-02-2006 07:00 PM

http://www.tonystuff.co.uk/images/8legs2.jpg

ADG Webmaster

sickkittens 01-02-2006 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devilspost
goatse has warped my mind :1orglaugh :helpme

:1orglaugh For some reason, Fleshlight popped in my head.

mikesinner 01-02-2006 07:02 PM

"Eight Legged Freak" was funny as hell

devilspost 01-02-2006 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
:1orglaugh For some reason, Fleshlight popped in my head.

Maybe a custom mold could be in the works now :1orglaugh the goatse insert :1orglaugh

adultchica 01-02-2006 07:52 PM

:helpme those are some big ass spiders

ShaneRyale 01-02-2006 07:54 PM

I hate spyders more than any other bug!

Spunky 01-02-2006 07:55 PM

Damn..that must have been some bad assed spider

HAPPYPEEKERS 01-02-2006 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
a big...fuck that...I'd run away screaming like a little ramos if I saw one of those:)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

2HousePlague 01-02-2006 07:56 PM

it's the spider's friends you have to worry about...

http://www.amazingaerial.com/images/71.jpg

reynold 01-02-2006 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Fuck, my sister just brought a DVD of it last week. Funny sounds those creatures make.. :1orglaugh

sfera 01-02-2006 08:33 PM

damn i hate those things, yuck lol

pornguy 01-02-2006 08:42 PM

I would be doing some sniper practice with those damn things.

S P A N N O W 01-02-2006 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
I would be doing some sniper practice with those damn things.

Like this...

http://okladki-divx.neostrada.pl/cov...p_troopers.jpg

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

x3guide 01-02-2006 09:02 PM

Why did I scroll through this thread even though I knew there'd be spider pics.

And why did I cover part of the screen with my hand but then pull it away and look anyway because I was curious even though I know that the sight of those $£^ give me nightmares.

Answer me that.

Murderous 01-02-2006 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
it's the spider's friends you have to worry about...

http://www.amazingaerial.com/images/71.jpg

He has gloves on and still won't touch that fucker.

I hate spiders as well as any insect that looks like this guy, heh.

Stacey_JoinRightNow 01-02-2006 09:16 PM

oh I hate spiders... oh my!!!

Wiggles 01-02-2006 09:30 PM

my god i fucking hate spiders!

S P A N N O W 01-02-2006 09:38 PM

Enjoy! :thumbsup

http://www.richard-seaman.com/Wallpa...ulaCloseup.jpg

S P A N N O W 01-02-2006 09:40 PM

http://www.diacritic.org/blog/archiv...pider_hand.jpg

S P A N N O W 01-02-2006 09:40 PM

http://www.pajeroclub.com.au/TripRep...er%202_JPG.jpg

S P A N N O W 01-02-2006 09:41 PM

http://www.fowlie.ca/old/et/images/a...1030380img.jpg

Spunky 01-02-2006 09:43 PM

Fucking amazing creatures..always fascinated me

SlamDesigns 01-02-2006 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner
I love spiders. They are natures housekeepers. Invite a few in your home and you will have no more bug problems

Except...ya know...the spider infestation.

S P A N N O W 01-02-2006 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlamDesigns
Except...ya know...the spider infestation.

Like this...

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com...1053771196.jpg

S P A N N O W 01-02-2006 09:46 PM

and this

http://www.home.zonnet.nl/travelling...erokavanga.jpg

NoCarrier 01-02-2006 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
Fuck, my sister just brought a DVD of it last week. Funny sounds those creatures make.. :1orglaugh

Those sounds ruined the movie. Make it a horrible B-movie.. Not a laughable B-movie. :(


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