Ever Taken A Dump And Ran Out Of Toilet Paper When No One Was Home?
 

Ever been taking a crap and realized you where completely out of toilet paper? What did you do? Did you use a rag or some magazine you had laying around? What did you use I want to hear something to make me laugh

I must say that's never happened.. Do you not check if there's toilet paper left before you go?

Matt

It's a good thing you made another thread about it, instead of looking through the past 5037 threads about it to see other peoples replies.

i called my gf. she said she'd be home in 20.. i waited.

my legs fell asleep.

I make it a habit to check before I go

I usually just call my neighbor and have him bring some into the bathroom for me.

lol that's what a real man does. I don't know if I could wait that long though

Btw Don't Make Thread Titles In This Format Again, Please

baby wipes are a necessity as a back up plan in case you run out of toilet paper

Don't you have a sink or bathtub in your bathroom, and soap beside it?

thats just not the same.

Smart people check for things like that before taking a shit. :2 cents:

You're right: soap and water will get you clean. Toiler paper will just smear it all around. Try cleaning anything sticky with dry TP.

Read this:

http://www.***************.com/2005/...l-fun-and.html

Pretty obvious yet very true. :thumbsup

some parts of the world don't have TP -- and not because they can't get any, it's just not a part of the culture -- :Oh crap -- travel advisory in effect.

Ya I read that Morocco doesn't have tp

Always check the toliet paper before sitting on your throne..

lol another useless thread

thanks kak_azn

Try using adult diaper to avoid such situation.

i dont use it

t-shirt :thumbsup

I always check if there's a toilet paper before sitting in the dumper

:1orglaugh

hehehehe just get in the shower ;) nice pic BTW !!!!!

Just don't let those fucked-up moments to happen to you dude.

Nope.. I always have a few boxes of them

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thats what my girlfriends cat is for...

Well, if nobody is home, nobodys gonna see me walk into the kitchen and grab a paper towel.

Who's going to sponsor the toilet paper at this Internext?