To Everyone Heading To Vegas, a few things to remember
 

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.

it's a good thing I don't like the taste of alcohol.

I have got to remember this one...
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. :Oh crap

Warning: Consumption of alcohol leads to Rochard pissing in fountains!

Warning: consumption of alcohol may turn a 1 into a 10 in the blink of an eye .

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
That is the one that gets me every time!! ;) must consume minimal amounts heheh

alcohol is the best thing to happen to shows. it makes people tell the truth.

Good One Airek :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup