How can an armless man jack off
 

i know a guy with no arms and he wants to jack off so bad it's killing him inside, i told him i'll come here to GFY and ask around, can you please help this poor guy out.

fleshlight mounted to something...or squeezed between the mattress and boxspring as in one of the pics posted here a few days ago

take one for the team and do it for him

One word... Feet. Some long stretching sessions would optimize it, but I'm sure he's already figured this out.

remove a couple of ribs and blow himself

Gotta Bust Some Scary Movie 2 Type Deal

Indeed just give him a hand

hire a prostitute for him.

He Hires an Escort.. Thats how

Learn the art of AUTOFELLATIO instead. :thumbsup

Fleshlight baby

he can lay on the bed naked, face down & flop like a fish out of water.

Fuck, and he can't even pull a trigger with his condition. :(

ROFL im going to burnin hell

but thx for the laugh :1orglaugh

he should have a gay friend to help him out.

send your friend to juicy.

fleshlight should help him or self blowjob :)

Did he take you aside and whisper in your ear that he desparately wants to be able to jack himself off?

Do you think perhaps that he was making a pass? :Graucho

I believe Socrates asked this question as well. It wasn't one of his more famous works. LOL ;)

Here's a trick that might work... get him to sit on a chair or bed with his feet right by his butt, knees bent. Then pour baby oil on his thighs and have him sandwich his cock between them. Then he can start rhythmically squeezing his thighs and he'll have a great time.

:1orglaugh

What happens when he blows? How's he going to clean up HAHAHAH

Dont be such a spoiler..we haven't figure out how he can cum... :1orglaugh

I dont mean to be rude, but wonder how he wipes his ass ?

a wire clothes hanger with a towel on the end